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  • #121
    Re: Otherkin

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The joo-boy claimed that dragons are fire proof, which would indicate that their flesh could not be burned, which would mean that it couldn't be cooked.
    Oopsie, I misread your post. But I'd be most interested to see these tales which contain roast dragon, Zeke. I don't recall seeing such tales, more just of the damsel being rescued then de-virginized by the knight.
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    • #122
      Re: Otherkin

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Oopsie, I misread your post. But I'd be most interested to see these tales which contain roast dragon, Zeke. I don't recall seeing such tales, more just of the damsel being rescued then de-virginized by the knight.
      Right after which they feasted on delicious roast dragon steaks, with potatoes and dragonfat gravy.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #123
        Re: Otherkin

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        Right after which they feasted on delicious roast dragon steaks, with potatoes and dragonfat gravy.
        You still aren't telling me the names of any such stories, Zeke dear. Don't you have the names?
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        • #124
          Re: Otherkin

          Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
          You still aren't telling me the names of any such stories, Zeke dear. Don't you have the names?
          Well those are tales of yore. I haven't read those books since I was a young boy in Vacation Bible Gun Camp. I'm sure they have them at your local libary.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #125
            Re: Otherkin

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Well those are tales of yore. I haven't read those books since I was a young boy in Vacation Bible Gun Camp. I'm sure they have them at your local libary.
            Dang! There actually is such a book.
            Amazon.com
            http://www.amazon.com/Tales-Cover-Cover-Timeless-Classics/dp/0780778596/ref=sr_1_2/103-5454953-4778252?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1183944601&sr=8-2

            I'll have to see whether or not they mention dragon-roasting.
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            • #126
              Re: Otherkin

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              The joo-boy claimed that dragons are fire proof, which would indicate that their flesh could not be burned, which would mean that it couldn't be cooked.

              These hook-nosed yids are pathological liars. The Lord has instructed me to call them on it.
              That's what we normal people call a continuity error. Sometimes things are suspended for disbelief and story purposes, and other times they are simply mistakes.

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              • #127
                Re: Otherkin

                Originally posted by Joo View Post
                That's what we normal people call a continuity error. Sometimes things are suspended for disbelief and story purposes, and other times they are simply mistakes.
                So when your idol Sick Willy Clinton denied spewing his seed all over your big sister, that was simply a "continuity error", was it?
                O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                • #128
                  Re: Otherkin

                  I have learned that it is pointless to deny things here. So, I shall not deny it nor confirm it.

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                  • #129
                    Re: Otherkin

                    What is pointless is your continual rejection of Christ. Accept Him now, before He kills you and sends you to hellfire.

                    You are wasting your life and our time with these eternal equivocations.
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #130
                      Re: Otherkin

                      Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                      I have learned that it is pointless to deny things here. So, I shall not deny it nor confirm it.
                      Listen, honey, I and the others here don't really care whether or not you believe you're a dragon (and yes, you've made the dragon bit quite obvious), well, I don't care, but the people here might believe you're possessed by a demon or something) but if you go through life ignoring the real world and instead focusing on how much of a dragon you think you are or want to be, you're going to get eaten alive in the real world. Trust me, in school it's ok to hang out and talk anime, however things change a LOT after school.
                      If you believe you're a dragon, you're allowed to believe that. However, and I'm only being helpful here, the best advice I could offer is to keep that belief to yourself.
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                      • #131
                        Re: Otherkin

                        You don't think I know this? The only thing my mind focuses on is living. I could point you to some true weirdos if you like though. They tick us all off and we wish that they would disappear. No I am not talking about the TCs here. They're not wierdos....

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                        • #132
                          Re: Otherkin

                          By all means, please do point out these weirdos.
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                          • #133
                            Re: Otherkin

                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            I have learned that it is pointless to deny things here. So, I shall not deny it nor confirm it.
                            What anti-God nonsense are you yammering about now? Are you admitting that you're a moron who thinks they're an imaginary lizard, or admitting that you abused your position to have sexual relations with Monica Lewinski?
                            Originally posted by Blind leading the blind View Post
                            You don't think I know this? The only thing my mind focuses on is living.
                            This sums up everything that's wrong with the secularist mindset. The only thing your mind should be focusing on is Jesus. When you become a Christian, you won't give two hoots about this "living" business.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #134
                              Re: Otherkin

                              Brother temperance, if you got laid more often, i don't think you'd be so cranky.

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                              • #135
                                Re: Otherkin

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                So when your idol Sick Willy Clinton denied spewing his seed all over your big sister, that was simply a "continuity error", was it?
                                Well yes actually, since I don't have an older sister. It wasn't a continuity error, but it was an error or you're part. Looks like the D.O.F. is failing again, that or you didn't do your homework enough, try harder next time.

                                Ahh...Otherkin always make me think of a simple acronym: FYIAD!

                                Classic.

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