[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

I'm pretty sure that real-life "Jedis" are the world's nerdiest crazies.

Except maybe for the Batman-wannabes.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

So they made a religion out of Star Trek? I refuse to believe in such fairytales. I prefer to believe in dragons, giants, unicorns, talking snakes and water turning into wine instead! All Jediists will for sure burn in Hell since they dont believe in Jesus and refuses to accept Him as their personal saviour

John 14:6
Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Allie,

As Pastor Pistol famously said there are only two men here at Freehold he would trust his granddaughter to; Born again Bob and me. Ask any man at Landover, I do not lust after women. I am like a rock, I am utterly unmoved and unimpressed by a woman's body. I only have thoughts of HIM! GLORY!

Amen!! Shout Glory!! I can personally testify to your rock-hard stalwart devotion to Him!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

There are delusions and then there are 'delusions'...

[Captain James T. Kirk]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

LOL! I've been with so many green chicks, one who is purple doesn't faze me! But I may have been phased by one once. Spock says I was hitting the Romulan ale a little hard that night, but you know him. Always exaggerating.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Fact: Lust is a sin, and Bobby Joe is clearly lusting after me. Therefore, he is sinning.

Allie,

As Pastor Pistol famously said there are only two men here at Freehold he would trust his granddaughter to; Born again Bob and me. Ask any man at Landover, I do not lust after women. I am like a rock, I am utterly unmoved and unimpressed by a woman's body. I only have thoughts of HIM! GLORY!

[WickedWitch]

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Fact: Cannuckistani witch harlots are know for being liars who wantonly throw themselves at unsuspecting men, women and farm animals.

Fact: Everything you just said was a lie.

Fact: True Christian™ Men are sin free and beyond reproach according to the Holy Word of God.

Fact: Lust is a sin, and Bobby Joe is clearly lusting after me. Therefore, he is sinning.

Fact: Alie is on the edge of being tossed out of here for being a lying witch harlot AND for insisting on posting her drivel in purple haze, which displeases God.

Fact: I could post in, say, white, but then you'd accuse me of posting devious things perhaps regarding a bear and a Pastor and using white to cover it up. So I think it's just easier for me to post in purple.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Van Hemorrhoid. Don't you have some Christian babies to prepare to feast on for HELLoween or something?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Hello, Landover! I'm sorry I haven't been around for a while, but I saw this story and I thought of you! LOL!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1214367/Jedi-church-founder-thrown-Tesco-refusing-remove-hood-left-emotionally-humiliated.html

ROFL!!!11!one! Say what you want about Trekkers, at least we don't found churches based on fiction!
Just thought I'd share this with you. Live long and prosper!

And here I was thinking that 'Jedi' was just what some people put as a giggle when they send the forms out to take statistics....ahem....I'm kidding...

There really are people who call themselves 'Jedi' out there. It's no crazier than scientology, really. But then again, nothing is!

At least they have a peaceful enough philosophy, unlike you people. Leave the poor nerds alone.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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*Gasps* There has not yet been a smiley invented whose jaw drops as low as mine just did. I'm in shock. The nerve of you! That comment, Bobby Joe, was offensive, outrageously disgusting, and hilarious in it's total ridiculousness. I have told you many, many times over the years to leave me out of your fantasies. Now I also have to ask you to stop encouraging that scoundrel. Both of you listen up: it's just not gonna happen. Got that? Neither one of you will be getting anywhere even remotely close to any of the "bases" with me - ever. Under any circumstances. So the both of you can just get rid of those thoughts from your filthy, naughty minds right now. Have I made myself clear?

Fact: Cannuckistani witch harlots are know for being liars who wantonly throw themselves at unsuspecting men, women and farm animals.

Fact: True Christian™ Men are sin free and beyond reproach according to the Holy Word of God.

Fact: Alllie is on the edge of being tossed out of here for being a lying witch harlot AND for insisting on posting her drivel in purple haze, which displeases God.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

*Gasps* There has not yet been a smiley invented whose jaw drops as low as mine just did. I'm in shock. The nerve of you! That comment, Bobby Joe, was offensive, outrageously disgusting, and hilarious in it's total ridiculousness. I have told you many, many times over the years to leave me out of your fantasies. Now I also have to ask you to stop encouraging that scoundrel. Both of you listen up: it's just not gonna happen. Got that? Neither one of you will be getting anywhere even remotely close to any of the "bases" with me - ever. Under any circumstances. So the both of you can just get rid of those thoughts from your filthy, naughty minds right now. Have I made myself clear?

[Bobby-Joe]

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Oooooooh! So that's why you can't spell my name! Okay, well I guess that's a bit more understandable. Too bad there's nothing that can be done about that.

And for the record, *points to Bobby Joe and Jim Kirk* THEY started it! *Folds arms grumpily and pouts*

Projection of your own emotion on your part harlot.

Your attempt to eye rape Captain Kirk's avatar with that hussy in your sig is unbearably obvious. If you strapped a mattress to your back and put a sign on saying "Dock your shuttle here" you couldn't be more obvious in you Shatner lust. That you include me on this indicates your attempting to have some unspeakable threesome with you, me and the Captain.

[WickedWitch]

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ALIE!!! Do you guys have, like, a special stutter that only occurs when typing my name?

You keep a civil tongue in your head, or we'll burn all your broomsticks! Comprende? Yo no habla Espanol, Senor. (As I imagine is apparent, the grammar in that sentence is probably terrible.)

And enough of this puke purple color. You're giving people seizures!

Oooooooh! So that's why you can't spell my name! Okay, well I guess that's a bit more understandable. Too bad there's nothing that can be done about that.

And for the record, *points to Bobby Joe and Jim Kirk* THEY started it! *Folds arms grumpily and pouts*

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Normally I'd say something like "whatever floats your boat", but since it's you, I'm going to kindly ask you to please keep me out of your fantasies, Bobby Joe.

ALLLIE!!!

You keep a civil tongue in your head, or we'll burn all your broomsticks! Comprende?

And enough of this puke purple color. You're giving people seizures!

[WickedWitch]

Re: Real-life "Jedis" - The world's craziest nerds?

Normally I'd say something like "whatever floats your boat", but since it's you, I'm going to kindly ask you to please keep me out of your fantasies, Bobby Joe.