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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #31
    Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

    Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post

    watched all three Twilight movies in a row in the middle of the night
    Why?
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    • Deluded 7th Gay Andwitless
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      • Sep 2008
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      #32
      Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

      You wouldn't have caught me saying it a little over two weeks ago, but Twilight is the devil's work.

      I know firsthand that it leads kids into depression, drugs, sex, suicide and occultism.

      Twilight is all about twisted fantasies of blood and sex, which led me into various forms of BDSM sex. But that's all changed now.

      Thanks to the good people of Landover Baptist Church, and Steve Wohlberg, I am no longer having sex with my girlfriend!

      It's been difficult for her to understand and accept, but it really doesn't matter now anyway because I am going to break up with her.

      She has shown no interest whatsoever in becoming an Adventist even after I told her they have food at every church event that ever takes place. She has no respect for the Sabbath, says she wants her Saturdays free to relax. And she wears jewelry.

      When I showed up at church for the first time wearing chains and jewelry, one of the elders had a long talk with me and explained that the Bible says we are to honor our bodies as temples of God and that I was disgracing not only Jesus but everybody else in the church.

      He gave me a free copy of Steps to Christ too! Good thing too, because I spent a week's pay on Steve Wohlberg's books, but they are worth every penny.

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      • Bob4God
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        • Apr 2008
        • 5274

        #33
        Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

        Well if you're telling the truth, it's good that you've abandoned the wacky world of Wicca for the truth of Christianity.

        Unfortunately you're still on the wrong side of the fence as the Adventists, aside from their hatred of Catholics and Wiccans, are still going to hell.

        I am glad to report, however, that Steve Wohlberg's new book THE TROUBLE WITH TWILIGHT is now on the shelves and ready to be bought!

        (You will be asked to enter your shipping address before viewing the page, please comply and order immediately.)
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        • Jo Freddie
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          • Apr 2009
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          #34
          Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

          Originally posted by wiccanpriest View Post
          You wouldn't have caught me saying it a little over two weeks ago, but Twilight is the devil's work.
          Even if the Devil did exist he would not produce such a pool of Asre gravy as Twilight.
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          • landoverlover
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            • Jul 2010
            • 828

            #35
            Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

            I know what all you're all thinking NOT HIM AGAIN!

            Not to denigrate here, but you don't exactly need psychic powers to figure this out...


            I felt a sense of warmth and comfort I haven't known since I was a little kid.

            I'm sorry your parents didn't explain this to you, but teenagers experience things called nocturnal emissions. Sounds like this is what is happening here, where satan enters your mind and penis while you sleep.

            My life has been changing rapidly ever since. I know now that God has a plan for my life and was just waiting until I was at my weakest so that I would surrender to him.

            I came back here last week to tell you all the good news, but before I made a single post I searched for information here about witchcraft and found this thread. I have since ordered every single one of Steve Wohlberg's books and DVDs, and have been reading them every day.

            I have started attending my local Seventh-Day Adventist church and learning the answers to so many questions I never knew!


            This 'plan' includes attending the Seventh Day Apostate church? This is NOT from GOD.


            Please forgive me for all the hate I spewed on you when I was lost!

            I'd be seeking the LORD's forgiveness first, which will not be forthcoming so long as you associate with false religions. Son, you're taking baby steps on roller skates on the highway to hell.
            Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

            2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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            • BelieverInGod
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              • Feb 2010
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              #36
              Re: GOD uses Adventist to spread the Truth about Wicca! And Twili

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Even if the Devil did exist he would not produce such a pool of Asre gravy as Twilight.
              What else explains the phenomena besides Satan's intervention? The excellent writing? The top notch cast? The only way that these books could have possible been published is because of Satan's powers.

              Face it dumbing down our society is part of Satan's plan. How many people can no longer read the KJV Bible, because "the words are too hard to understand".
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