A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?

Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

I knew that the papist bastardization of God's Holy Word was almost completely garbled, but I had no idea that you demons had stuck the Book of Revelation in the Old Testament. Have you no shame?

Enjoy hell, ring kisser.

[Levi Jones]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

Indeed... I was responding to your "Pastor Zeke"... but thanks for that lesson my good man.
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No problem, my barely tolerated papist.

Now... it is never too late for you to give up this crazy Baptwit nonsense and join the one true Church of Jesus... think about it.

You have obviously read the Bible (more or less... the KJV is only sort of The Bible) and you love Jesus so why waste your time with these two-bit hustlers who couldn't build a decent Cathedral if their toothless wives live's depended on it?

Take some time and think about it.
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Okay, let me think abou NO!

The Church of Rome has been at the forefront of Christianity for two thousand years of near flawless devotion to His word... why saddle up with some johnny-come-lately minimum wage earners who are too busy running paypal scams to actually dedicate their lives to Jesus?

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Bless you, my monk straight out of a cautionary tale from Chaucer.

Levi Jones

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

Mr. Lester,

I know you mary worshipers have a strange book you call the Bible, but in every translation I have ever seen of the Book, 1 and 2 Corinthians are in the New Testament.

In fact, I seriously doubt there were any Christ killers residing in Corinth around the time Paul wrote it.

Indeed... I was responding to your "Pastor Zeke"... but thanks for that lesson my good man.

Now... it is never too late for you to give up this crazy Baptwit nonsense and join the one true Church of Jesus... think about it.

You have obviously read the Bible (more or less... the KJV is only sort of The Bible) and you love Jesus so why waste your time with these two-bit hustlers who couldn't build a decent Cathedral if their toothless wives live's depended on it?

Take some time and think about it.


The Church of Rome has been at the forefront of Christianity for two thousand years of near flawless devotion to His word... why saddle up with some johnny-come-lately minimum wage earners who are too busy running paypal scams to actually dedicate their lives to Jesus?



Bless you, my soon to be converted hayseed,
Father Mo




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[Levi Jones]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?

Mr. Lester,

I know you mary worshipers have a strange book you call the Bible, but in every translation I have ever seen of the Book, 1 and 2 Corinthians are in the New Testament.

In fact, I seriously doubt there were any Christ killers residing in Corinth around the time Paul wrote it.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

So you are big on what would have been Jewish Saints?

You realise the Old Testament predates Jesus and Christianity as we know it right?




Bless you, my chronologically challenged cro-magnon,
Father Mo

[Levi Jones]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

What Saints do you refer to? I presume you mean all of the Saints beatified by the Holy Roman Church as I know of no Saints or beatification process attributable to the Baptist cult.
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The saints that are upon the Earth whom will judge the Earth upon the sound of the trump. We Godly True Christians™.

1 Corinthians 6:1-2
Dare any of you, having a matter against another, go to law before the unjust, and not before the saints? Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?

Oh... and btw... Dale Earnhardt is not now and will never be a Saint... so forget that okay?.

Why did you have to bring Dale into this?

Can we please get back to being offended by godlike productions conspiracy forums now?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

On the contrary "father," The Holy KJV Bible does in fact mention saints. Real ones, not statuary to bow in front of.

Philemon 1:7 For we have great joy and consolation in thy love, because the bowels of the saints are refreshed by thee, brother.

Revelation 13:7 And it was given unto him to make war with the saints, and to overcome them: and power was given him over all kindreds, and tongues, and nations.

Go parade your blasphemy elsewhere, papist.

[Father Maurice Lester]

Re: A dangerous alien cult that calls itself godlike.

Only massive Prayer Cover from the Saints can open their hearts to the love of Jesus now.

What Saints do you refer to? I presume you mean all of the Saints beatified by the Holy Roman Church as I know of no Saints or beatification process attributable to the Baptist cult.


I do think praying to any number of the Saints is a good idea though and I might suggest starting with St. Patrick (The guy could drive the snakes out of Ireland) maybe St. Anthony (Affectionately known as the patron Saint of football in Italy) or perhaps St Augustine... who better when it comes to Divine grace than he! Heck, even the reformists are big on St. Augustine.


Oh... and btw... Dale Earnhardt is not now and will never be a Saint... so forget that okay?



Bless you, my secret Catholic in wanting,
Father Mo




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[Levi Jones]

Brothers and Sisters of Landover,

We have known for some time about a site full of demonic satan worshipers, alien cultists and conspiracy theorists called www.godlikeproductions.com for a long time now.

Its very name is blasphemous. The implication being that if you eat of their evil fruits, that you will become god like.

Genesis 3:5
For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

Matthew 7: 15-16 reminds us to
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?

We have kept our discussions about this site contained to prayer meetings and private correspondences. We have even gone there in an attempt to bring the True Word of God to the satanic demon possessed inhabitants of god like productions.

I have seen you there, Brothers and Sisters. I have seen the way you give reproof, correction and instruction in righteousness to the unwashed masses of godlikeproductions.

Unfortunately, our prayers and instruction have been woefully inadequate to the level of demonic activity over there and a change in strategy is necessary.

We are asking all members of Landover Baptist Church to join together in praying that the posters at www.godlikeproductions.com will have their demons driven from them.

I urge our True Christian Brethren to come home to Landover. Only massive Prayer Cover from the Saints can open their hearts to the love of Jesus now.

There are many of you who preach there who don't even know what your true calling is. For those of you, I would encourage you to join our community where you will find like minded individuals to share the Word with.

YIC,

Levi Jones