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Movie review: 2012
So the new-agers believe that 2012 will be the end of the world. Though the Mayans actually predicted a "time of changes". I guess it's nice to see that even new-agers agree with the core conservative belief that change = end of the world. They say that Nostradamus, the origional pot-headed babbler, predicts it too. Good thing Nostrodamus wrote volume after volume of gibberish, so that you can still interpret his babbling to mean whatever you want, after you've used half his work as rolling papers for reefers.
Sorry to break it to the crystal-worshippers, but even the almighty and all-knowing LORD does not know what time The Rapture will come: Mark 13:32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Now, on to the movie. First of all, I'm not talking about the origional Christian epic, 2012: Doomsday. I'm talking about the Hollywood movie that plagerizes it.
"A modern Christian epic, in the tradition of The Omega Code." This movie is so good, the quotes aren't even said by movie reviewers. Or even particular people. They're just said.
You might be wondering why I gave this movie a thumbs up, even though it's liberal brainwashing. I give it a thumbs up because it's INEFFECTIVE liberal brainwashing. Also you get to see lots of liberal cities being destroyed. And a black president getting smacked upside the head with an aircraft carrier - the USS John F Kennedy, to be exact. Subtle, this movie isn't.
The creators of 2012 have already exposed the insanity of Global Warming theory with The Day after Tommorrow and the bizare beliefs behind the SETI project with Independence Day. Now they do the same for the Theory of Plate Tectonics, which includes such heresies as "continental drift".
You've probably already heard of "continental drift", the idea that continents are zooming around and bouncing off each other like ping-pong balls. Despite the mountains of evidence proving the world is 6000 years old, the tectonofascists still believe that God's chosen Nation was once part of the same continent as inferior landmasses - even Africa!
It turns out their beliefs are even more absurd than this. Yes, the Theory of Plate Tectonics also says that when the sun bursts into flame (yes, I know it's already on fire, but they don't seem to) things called "nutrinos" will "mutate" underground, causing parts of the world to fall off.
Yes, it seems that even scientists understand that the world is flat. In 2012 you can clearly see parts of the world falling down. Scientists claim that they believe the world is round and filled with stuff, but the endless scenes of landscape simply FALLING, shows they can't even convince themselves.
Another interesting thing about this movie: it involves non-American characters. Everybody knows movies about epic, earth-shattering events are bigger and more epic when they only involve Americans. Adding jabbering foreigners only makes the whole thing seem petty. "Oh no, my mountaintop monastery is about to be hit by a wave! Oh no, my curry farm fell off the edge of the world!" Cry me a river you whiners. Did you see how close that dog came to dying? Did you?
My advice is to wait for this one to arrive on DVD, so that you can fast-forward the drama bits. The characters don't arouse any sympathy at all. There's a money-grubbing Russian Jew and his spoiled mutant twin sons, Two yuppie enuchs fighting over a divorced whore, a lot of typical liberals who risk the extermination of humanity just to appease their squeamishness, Obama, and his suddenly very curvacious daughter. I know niglets tend to hit puberty young, but I don't expect to be oogling the first daughters within the next 2 years. At least not unless they dress up as cheerleaders for halloween or something. Or wear those great big hoop earrings. Gentlemen, you know exactly what those big hoop earrings mean.
Sorry to break it to the crystal-worshippers, but even the almighty and all-knowing LORD does not know what time The Rapture will come: Mark 13:32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
Now, on to the movie. First of all, I'm not talking about the origional Christian epic, 2012: Doomsday. I'm talking about the Hollywood movie that plagerizes it.
"A modern Christian epic, in the tradition of The Omega Code." This movie is so good, the quotes aren't even said by movie reviewers. Or even particular people. They're just said.
The creators of 2012 have already exposed the insanity of Global Warming theory with The Day after Tommorrow and the bizare beliefs behind the SETI project with Independence Day. Now they do the same for the Theory of Plate Tectonics, which includes such heresies as "continental drift".
You've probably already heard of "continental drift", the idea that continents are zooming around and bouncing off each other like ping-pong balls. Despite the mountains of evidence proving the world is 6000 years old, the tectonofascists still believe that God's chosen Nation was once part of the same continent as inferior landmasses - even Africa!
It turns out their beliefs are even more absurd than this. Yes, the Theory of Plate Tectonics also says that when the sun bursts into flame (yes, I know it's already on fire, but they don't seem to) things called "nutrinos" will "mutate" underground, causing parts of the world to fall off.
Yes, it seems that even scientists understand that the world is flat. In 2012 you can clearly see parts of the world falling down. Scientists claim that they believe the world is round and filled with stuff, but the endless scenes of landscape simply FALLING, shows they can't even convince themselves.
Another interesting thing about this movie: it involves non-American characters. Everybody knows movies about epic, earth-shattering events are bigger and more epic when they only involve Americans. Adding jabbering foreigners only makes the whole thing seem petty. "Oh no, my mountaintop monastery is about to be hit by a wave! Oh no, my curry farm fell off the edge of the world!" Cry me a river you whiners. Did you see how close that dog came to dying? Did you?
My advice is to wait for this one to arrive on DVD, so that you can fast-forward the drama bits. The characters don't arouse any sympathy at all. There's a money-grubbing Russian Jew and his spoiled mutant twin sons, Two yuppie enuchs fighting over a divorced whore, a lot of typical liberals who risk the extermination of humanity just to appease their squeamishness, Obama, and his suddenly very curvacious daughter. I know niglets tend to hit puberty young, but I don't expect to be oogling the first daughters within the next 2 years. At least not unless they dress up as cheerleaders for halloween or something. Or wear those great big hoop earrings. Gentlemen, you know exactly what those big hoop earrings mean.
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