Oh yeah, I was thinking of the equinox, forgive my error. But- wait a sec- wahts this about burning? That sounds interesting. What are you guys gonna burn? I should bring some bbq chicken, we could have a roasting! This is gonna be fun!
Of course, Pastor Zeke. I was thinking about the children roasting marshmallows, but they can always do that at the book burnings instead.
Well I was thinking we could set them ablaze, then pelt them with stones while they burn.
Oh now I see what you mean...The kids might get hit by rocks if they were roasting their little marshmallows so close to the fire. Your natural maternal instincts are touching, but we don't want to make sissies out of our Christian children. They can learn to dodge.
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