[SinisterPizza]

Re: PETArds!

Very funnyold :p I can eat pizza, It's not as if I'm allergic. The 'sinister' is actually the name of one of the pizzas at Hell Pizza in NZ. You'd hate the place

Fun fact: Did you know that pigeons are mentioned 12 times in the Holy Bible, and each time it's in connection with slaughtering them for the Glory of God? I love God's word, I really do.

Personally, I think pigeons are one of the cutest things, I don't live in the city, so I really rarely get to see them, they're adorable, they remind me of doves...which are also mentioned in the Bible I believe...I'm not sure if they are sacrificed though, I seemed to have missed Animal Sacrifice 101....

[Brother Temperance]

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I've seen that picture before....those are birds? Jeez, that's a lot of birds! Oh look, and they're giving the 'bird' as well.

Yes, let's dress up in army-patterned snow pants and arrange about 1000 dead pigeons in the sand...

....and they say we have no life lol

Fun fact: Did you know that pigeons are mentioned 12 times in the Holy Bible, and each time it's in connection with slaughtering them for the Glory of God? I love God's word, I really do.

And UnableToEatPizza, shouldn't you be in jail by now? I hear the foie gras is meant to be pretty good in there. Either way, your moronic cult certainly seems to be dying out, and good riddance.

[SinisterPizza]

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Praise The Lord for Bird Sanctuary's

I've seen that picture before....those are birds? Jeez, that's a lot of birds! Oh look, and they're giving the 'bird' as well.

Yes, let's dress up in army-patterned snow pants and arrange about 1000 dead pigeons in the sand...

....and they say we have no life lol

[Blind leading the blind]

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That's just sad....

[Kazoo]

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But they do anyway! And besides, it's humorous and pokes fun at PETArds at the same time. ^.^

[Abdul-Khaaliq]

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Do people of Freehold have Halal meat?
It is most agreeable.

Ma'asaalama

[Fallen Angel]

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thats horrible! they should not kill all those animals just 2 make fun of ppls beliefs!

[Talitha]

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All this talk of eating tasty animals got me and the boys talking.
We went down the coast for a bit of fun and look what we got



Praise The Lord for Bird Sanctuary's

[SinisterPizza]

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I am all for (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals.

Which website did you copy-paste that one from? old
It's quite hard to take that lack of creativity seriously, at least Zeke's PETU shows a little thought.

[AncientFireRisen]

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PETA: extreme animal activists who abhor the eating of and testing on animals.... wow.

[Old Iron Crotch]

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I don't think we have any PETA types in Iowa, not with our famous Iowa Pork Chops. But I did run into something very disturbing and it seems the person might be a Catlick or worse. And they obviously have a problem... (Warning don't click on this link unless you are very very confident with your eternal salvation!!!)

Gods, that was hilarious!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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THIS just in: Godly musician and gun advocate Ted Nugent reports that the known communist and PETArd member Paul McCartney is actually firing musicians from his band for eating a Godly American Hamburger!

Ted Nugent: 'Live and let live' foreign idea to left

I like sizzling meat on the grill. Wild, huh? Anybody? Now, we all know ol' Nuge isn't by any stretch of the imagination a weirdo when it comes to an omnivorous diet.

Especially here in the great Republic of Texas, a smiling, drooling preference for succulent, protein-rich, nutritious backstrap over aromatic mesquite coals is as American and natural and right as Mom, apple pie and the flag. It's beautiful, really.

But a culture war rages against such universal, self-evident truths. It would be laughable if it were not so deranged. Some weirdos actually are on a crusade to outlaw the consumption of flesh.

I have musical touring associates who have been fired from their jobs with ex-Beatle Paul McCartney for sneaking a hamburger.

You heard that right. Fired for eating meat by an animal-rights maniac, hard-core vegan bass player.

The entire agenda of the gazillion-dollar-financed joke known as PETA literally is dedicated to outlawing meat.

This is but one of many issues that represent the line drawn in the sand between liberals and conservatives.

Nobody from our side wants to force anybody to have a gun or defend themselves. It is us, the conservatives, who are for individual choice.

As for the American left: One hears the words of Mao Tse-Tung come broiling out of the mouths of its heroes, when Ted Kennedy and Hillary Clinton et al unflinchingly push for "redistribution of wealth."

The unfair, un-American, unconstitutional death tax literally destroys mom-and-pop businesses across the land. Think about it.

The wall that once symbolized communism is down, yet some still want to give it a shot. Dear God in heaven, help us.

Recently, Danny Glover, a buck negroe actor, embarrassingly abused his uniquely American freedoms by siding with the communist Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez to finance what clearly appears to be an anti-American propaganda film. Nice.

Meanwhile, right there in that communist country, old Hugo is shutting down an entire media network for daring to challenge his heavy handed, corrupt, dictatorial policies.

This is a leader who has proudly sided with terrorist support groups, and Danny Glover gives him a big hug.

If a Venezuelan citizen were to do so with President Bush, I am confident that Chavez would not respect that individual's right to free expression.

Venezuela gives its citizens no right to free expression. Glover must be blinded by the trees in that forest.

Examine the agendas of the liberal "party of peace." Its members clearly don't believe you and I are smart enough or capable of making our own choices in life.

While weak minded people say "live and let live," the left arrogantly thinks it knows better than we do and will burden "we the people" with more government control until we are taxed to death.

Watch them. Listen, pay attention and blow whistles.

Educate your family, neighbors, friends, co-workers and hunting buddies on how dangerous such control is against the God-given American Dream of individual pursuit of happiness. Read the Bible!

Throw off the shackles of government-run slavery. Stand up for individual independence and Christianity. Enough is enough.

Hey, Hugo and Hillary, leave me alone.

[Glendora Christianson]

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I don't think we have any PETA types in Iowa, not with our famous Iowa Pork Chops. But I did run into something very disturbing and it seems the person might be a Catlick or worse. And they obviously have a problem... (Warning don't click on this link unless you are very very confident with your eternal salvation!!!)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I'm a member of a better organization.

Who cares about the varmints? God gave us those to use as we see fit, with the exception of fornicating with them. That's out.

It just makes me sick when these hippie fools come on TV and whine about saving whales and spewing anti American hatred about boycotting Godly KFC. Then they turn around and fornicate, commit whoredoms, and they can't wait to run down to some joo doctor and have him kill their baby so they can go to some save the seals riot later that day. Christ hates them all.

[Bernal]

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Actually, I think you mean pita bread. Just a teensy correction.

Pita bread + hummus = amazing!

I think PETA does go a little too far sometimes, but some of the things they fight for are totally righteous & understandable.