PETArds!

[eliot mayfield]

Re: PETArds!

There is no greater threat to mankind than PETAtards. They want animals to rein supreme and humans to be their servants. This is not what God meant to happen.
Genesis 1
"26": And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

This is clear. There is no mistake about it. Only a brain dead hippy could get confussed about this.

"28": And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

God clearly likes people to eat meat!

Genesis 4

2": And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.

"3": And in process of time it came to pass, that Cain brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the LORD.

"4": And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. And the LORD had respect unto Abel and to his offering:

"5": But unto Cain and to his offering he had not respect. And Cain was very wroth, and his countenance fell.

Petatards are sinners.

[Petal]

Re: PETArds!

Whats wrong with PETA?

I am all for (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals.

I had a steak 2 nights ago... mmmmm good!

just cuz you a wannabe Joo, it not mean we wanna hear your lifestory!

you needs to quit wiv your yiddish yappity-yap-yap-yaps, Mr.Astein

[Astral]

Re: PETArds!

Whats wrong with PETA?

I am all for (P)eople (E)ating (T)asty (A)nimals.

I had a steak 2 nights ago... mmmmm good!

[roserougesang]

Re: PETArds!

they named they cult after that bread that them Messicans eat.

Actually, I think you mean pita bread. Just a teensy correction.

[Sista Lateefah]

I sure some of y'all has encountered these PETA folk. Seem like they all over the place these days. I knew they was somethin' wrong with them befo'e I even knew what they was about, because #1, they isn't True Christians™, and #B, they named they cult after that bread that them Messicans eat. Y'all know that be wrong!

Anyway, I was at the Wal-Marts the other day, lookin' all classy in my fur coat that I had bought the week befo'e, when I heard a voice behind me axe, "What you had killed to get that coat!?" I swang completely around and snapped my fingers in a Z-fo'mation right up in that thang's face (I couldn't tell if it was a male or female, either way I think it was queer), and I said, "Honey, you does not even wanna start with me, because I din't kill that lady. God did, and I just bought this at her estate sale aftah she had died sittin' on her toilet. She din't ever look right in it, anyway, with her tarantula lookin' hair."

Come to find out that thang had really been upset about that coat because it had used to be a aminal. It had stuck a PETA brochure in my purse, then it started preachin' all this hippie stuff to me. I ain't gonna get into what went on aftah that, needless to say it ended with me crackin' that thang upside its head with my rollah pin (which I carry in my purse everywhere I go). I left that thang a KJV1611 so it have somethin' to read in the hospital when it wake up, as well as a chance to get Saved©. Praise God.

Anyways, I had been readin' that brochure to see what do these people believe, and it say they believe you should let yo pets go, and it say you shouldn't never eat no meat or no eggs or even milk. Really ignant stuff. My question be, if these folks is so much fo' the "ethical treatment" of the aminals, why they wants us to let our dogs and cats go so they get run over by cars? Do the PETA be run by chinks who wants a free meal? And if the LORD had meant fo' us not to eat meat, he wouldn't have made meat taste so good. It also tell us in God's Word that PETA be from the debbil:

Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron; Forbidding to marry, and commanding to abstain from meats, which God hath created to be received with thanksgiving of them which believe and know the truth. For every creature of God is good, and nothing to be refused, if it be received with thanksgiving: For it is sanctified by the word of God and prayer. - 1 Timothy 4:1-5

As fo' me and mine, we's gonna eat our fried chicken and enjoy every bite while praising the LORD!