[John Creeser]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Thank you for using the correct version of you're and your in this post, I'm sure God's smiling upon it now.

Wait. You failed to explain why any of what I said was wrong.

Why do you kill homosexuals when commanded to love everyone.

Explain what's satanic about sing events as depicted in the Bible.

The Righteous Shepard.

Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."

Does that answer your question? It is written!! Also, we don't kill anybody, God takes care of that and let's the homers burn in hell.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Whats your favourite story book?

Mines is the bible.

HURRRRRRRRRRRR

if you truly are a Pastafarian you will know the TRUE nature of Our Load and Creator, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages.

Have you read the True Gospel and our Holy Book The Loose Canon? if you have not I suggest you check out the details in my signature and learn more about God.

In the mean time remember The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't s"

1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Noodly Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. Samey = Samey. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The B******.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Noodly Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):

A. Ending Poverty
B. Curing Diseases
C. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot Of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If The Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece Of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did IT I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

I would also suggest you read this topics

The Holy Noodle
A Condensed History of the World
Edd's Letters
The Most High and Holy Prayer

There are many reasons why I am still able to post on this forum, and I will not go into all of those here, but even as brainwashed and misguided as the people here are I try to be polite, if you are aggressive they will defiantly not listen, they claim they do not accept the Truth that I offer them, but I think some of it is slowing making its way in. We can only hope that in time they will reject the false god Elohim and accept The One True God that is The Flying Spaghetti Monster, then they will be able to fully join the party that is the after life.

RAmen Brother IN Pasta.

[HailtoAllFather]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Darn....I suppose those heavy/death metal loving sinners like me are going to be out of luck since their bands are going to go out of buisness.


All well, I'm sure it's better for society

[I_Am_The_Danielfag]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

John Creeser, have you tried Bum Blasting? It has been known to turn many-a-christian into God Hating Muslims.

Aside from this, It is a well known fact that Christopher Nolan is a raging homosexual (see Anal Pirate, Bumchum, Tom Hanks) so his film is bound to have plot holes.

Yours sincerely,

The Messiah.

[Therighteousshepard]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Thank you for using the correct version of you're and your in this post, I'm sure God's smiling upon it now.

Wait. You failed to explain why any of what I said was wrong.

Why do you kill homosexuals when commanded to love everyone.

Explain what's satanic about sing events as depicted in the Bible.

The Righteous Shepard.

[John Creeser]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Yeah, have you seen the Bible?

It's got more plot holes than Inception.

BLASPHEMER!!

You're the one with plot holes in your head. True Christians follow the Word of God TO THE LETTER, as it is written in the KJV1611.

Who the hell are you to question it? That's why you are not Christian!!!

Metal music is satanic period, THAT is why no True Christian listens to it. We want to embrace God's eternal embrace, not satan's bum blasting.

[Devout Pastafarian!]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Whats your favourite story book?

Mines is the bible.

HURRRRRRRRRRRR

[Therighteousshepard]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Yeah, have you seen the Bible?

It's got more plot holes than Inception.

So we love everyone (Love Thy Neighbour), but we burn all the homosexuals?

Also, "Turn the other cheek" and lo and behold, here it's if anyone questions God, they must burn in hell for eternity?

Why does no "true Christian" listen to Metal?

Oh also, you may want to edit your message

"This proves your satanic with your hate towards the Bible."

The first "your" should be you're as it is a contraction of "you are".

I, the Righteous Shepard, am offended that you think I'm not a true Christian.

[John Creeser]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

I await an (intelligent, logical, and not "because of the Bible" reasoning) response. Much thanks.

The Righteous Shepard.

Read the above over a few times. This proves your satanic with your hate towards the Bible. You dare to say the Bible is not intelligent and logical?

I can also guarantee no True Christian listens to that metal garbage.

[Therighteousshepard]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

About 15 to 20 years ago the Music Industry changed It's Format from Vinyl to Compact Disk. PRAISE JESUS

It seems to me that from that very same period of time, there started to be a very steady demise in the popularity of Heavy Metal Music.
I think the two are connected, because no longer could these Satanic Bands put out Subliminal messages the way they did when Vinyl Recordings were played backwards.

Added to that, to achieve the "Big Hair" look of the 1980's meant that the Bands had to invest Tens of thousands of $$ on gallons of Hair spray, consequently either Bankrupting or killing many Band Members with the Toxic Gas produced in the dressing room.
This of course was the one and only cause of there being such a big hole in the Ozone layer during the 1990's which God has subsequently started to close up.

Praise Jesus for starting to kill-off Homers like Ozzie Osbourne with Mental illness. One of the Founding Fathers of Satan's own Music, he will soon be accountable to God for his Sins.

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The very dead John Lennon once famously said: "Christianity will go. It will go. It will vanish and shrink. I needn't argue about that. I'm right and I will be proved right. We are more popular than Jesus now."

Jesus had other ideas!

Praise The Lord for helping us to win one more battle against Satanic influences.

Ecclesiastes 7:5
It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise, than for a man to hear the song of fools.

Wait, if you ARE a Christian aren't you meant to be tolerant. What with the whole "Love your Enemies" and whatnot.

It just that as a Metal fan, I have listened to a large amount, and (wait for it) I AM NOT A SATANIST!

In fact, I view that fact that God has given us the ability to make music to cater to the tastes of many as a good thing.

The medium of Metal/Rock music is used to convey many things, for example one of my favourite bands "Avenged Sevenfold" have lyrics that are based on bible verse, like "The Beast and The Harlot" A song about the falling of Babylon, and the advanced bible reader will recognise their name as a homage to the verse "And his vengeance... Sevenfold"

Aside from that they have many songs about missing a loved one, a truly spiritual thing.


Although Rammstien are GOD HATING MONKEY SCREWING SATANISTS

I await an (intelligent, logical, and not "because of the Bible" reasoning) response. Much thanks.

The Righteous Shepard.

[Petal]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Metal will never die in fact its growing more popular since it has evolved im from manchester soi should know about this kinda music iits changin fast in fact im one of its pioneers with many others obviously shreddin with an indie tinge metal shall rule once more lol I,,I

lord Jesus be the only pioneers of metals, the metals of the sword which gonna come out of his mouths!

And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh. <--- that be revelation 19:21

[Benjamin Kauman]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

Metal will never die in fact its growing more popular since it has evolved im from manchester soi should know about this kinda music iits changin fast in fact im one of its pioneers with many others obviously shreddin with an indie tinge metal shall rule once more lol I,,I

[Nobar King]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

how about theres a band called impending doom and there a metalcore band. but however there more radicals then all of you because they probably beleive so much that they wouldnt just sit on a computer and talk about what they would do to a non beleiver or w/e the hell u want to call them but they would actually do it right there on the spot. and how about the devil wears prada there a metal band and they went up right next to a openly satanic band and still tried to spread the "word". i think most of u are just pissed because they show more courage then you do to say the words openly so u stick to text. but i gtg to my next class now. so holla

hola, porque enojado?

[cody2008]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

how about theres a band called impending doom and there a metalcore band. but however there more radicals then all of you because they probably beleive so much that they wouldnt just sit on a computer and talk about what they would do to a non beleiver or w/e the hell u want to call them but they would actually do it right there on the spot. and how about the devil wears prada there a metal band and they went up right next to a openly satanic band and still tried to spread the "word". i think most of u are just pissed because they show more courage then you do to say the words openly so u stick to text. but i gtg to my next class now. so holla

[Nobar King]

Re: Goodbye to Heavy Metal / Death Metal Music?

I was under the impression that James Hetfield was raised in the "church" of Scientology.