[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%

So we're back to if your' opponents are inept idiots you Jedi kick ass?

BTW 20% inaccuracy still means a torso hit at the ranges shown in the movies.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You Fail

I'm a True Christian™, bathed in the blood of Christ, Saved for all eternity, and grounded in reality. You are a retarded, delusional God-hater. You're the one who has failed, boy.

[Joo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You Fail

Nah, she's got it pretty accurate there. You're trying to think of a story reason as to why they suck, but we're talking about practical reasons.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Actor points pretend gun, special effects departments adds light shooting from it to the spot they want it to hit so as not to kill the hero early in the movie?

You Fail

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%

Actor points pretend gun, special effects departments adds light shooting from it to the spot they want it to hit so as not to kill the hero early in the movie?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Oh do please enlighten us how something that appease to be a piece of junk is so vastly better than the firearms Jesus gave us. Near useless but looks pretty, the the kind of stupid weapon that only a liberal would come up with.

[quote=The Jabba Master;77348]oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

[quote=Luke Skywalker]"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"[quote]

Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%

i think this answers your first question (as to why there aim sucked) and How they work (to a serten extent)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them

Oh do please enlighten us how something that appease to be a piece of junk is so vastly better than the firearms Jesus gave us. Near useless but looks pretty, the the kind of stupid weapon that only a liberal would come up with.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Actor points pretend gun, special effects department adds light shooting from it?

Imperial weapons are equipped with defective prismatic crystals that throws off accuracy by as much as 20%

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them

Actor points pretend gun, special effects department adds light shooting from it?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You know the Storm Troopers did have horrible aim. For the story really, since those characters had to live, back when it was the 501rst you notice how they had no trouble whatsoever killing Jedi? Well, that's because the Jedi were supposed to die for the story then, but if Luke died on the DS, well then the course of SW history would have changed.

oh you speek of the Stormtrooper Effect

but if you want an in unaverce explanation to go by its becuse the visabilaty in a stormtrooper helmets sucked

[quote=Luke Skywalker]"I can't see a thing in this helmet!"[quote]

[Joo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

You know the Storm Troopers did have horrible aim. For the story really, since those characters had to live, back when it was the 501rst you notice how they had no trouble whatsoever killing Jedi? Well, that's because the Jedi were supposed to die for the story then, but if Luke died on the DS, well then the course of SW history would have changed.

[Joo]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

The boy's a retard, he can't help it.

What's YOUR excuse?

Edit: Would you like to try that again without the unnecessary bad language?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I guess that bit comes from fighting opponent stupid enough to use a high tech weapon less effective than a firearm. Going by the movies those "balster bolts" are outrageously slow and wildly inaccurate. Heck, if that was US Marines with M16s Luke had been fighting with Luke would be head shot pizza. Jesus don’t let His warriors miss at less than 500 yards against a stationary target.

So is the secret of the Jedi martial art; care selecting an opponent stupider than you are? Is that what Yoda is really say threw all that Eng’ish of his?

You obviously dont know how Blasters Work so dont coment on them

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

Skill: You can Harm youself easly with the Blade (Its Not balenced the Blade dosent have a Weght to it
Power: overcomeing a Defence
Speed: Defending agenst in comeing Blaster Bolts and Atacks
Technique: geting thrugh a defence with out leting them know

The Winner in a Lightsaber fight must know how to use all of thease in a battle

I guess that bit comes from fighting opponent stupid enough to use a high tech weapon less effective than a firearm. Going by the movies those "balster bolts" are outrageously slow and wildly inaccurate. Heck, if that was US Marines with M16s Luke had been fighting with Luke would be head shot pizza. Jesus don’t let His warriors miss at less than 500 yards against a stationary target.

So is the secret of the Jedi martial art; care selecting an opponent stupider than you are? Is that what Yoda is really say threw all that Eng’ish of his?

[The Jabba Master]

Re: "Real" jedis - losers or just sad?

I am curious about this whole Jedi martial arts thing they claim to have. You have a weapon that can harm with a touch, so were is the need for skill, power, speed or technique and all that other stuff real swordsmanship requires. The winner in a light saber fight would be who could jerk their wrist the fastest.

Is that the Jedi practice, forming a circle and jerking their wrists?

Skill: You can Harm youself easly with the Blade (Its Not balenced the Blade dosent have a Weght to it
Power: overcomeing a Defence
Speed: Defending agenst in comeing Blaster Bolts and Atacks
Technique: geting thrugh a defence with out leting them know

The Winner in a Lightsaber fight must know how to use all of thease in a battle