[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting.....

[SalvationSeeker]

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I believed in all of that, was baptized and prayed for. Yet there was something that didn't belong.... Wait, why am I spilling my soul for you to see?

Didn't you read what I posted?
If "there was something that didn't belong" with you..
Then you had doubts in your heart, and so Jesus couldn't possibly have been there.
So no.. you hadn't accepted Jesus.

As for you "spilling your soul", that is Jesus, the real Jesus, working on your hardened sin-filled heart.
He wants you to accept Him, and for real this time.

Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting.....

Make excuses if you want, but star wars promotes vile sexual behaviour:
Remember how anakim was way younger than that panda harlot?
About 10 whole years or so! And it's obvious he was lusting after her even when he was still 8years old or so..
And then they actually fornicate later, and they weren't married either!!
That's nothing but sick and disgusting!

[Sister Noddy]

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Incest, as we all know, is absolutly disgusting and not WORTHY of the Star Wars and Skywalker name! That, and the way you discribed that is just disgusting .....

Why are you so hung up on satanic nonsense like Star Wars anyway?

Instead of worshipping that fictional dimwit Skywalker, why not walk the skies of Heaven with GOD Himself when you die?

Get down on your knees and ask Jesus to show his love!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

Now that is one of the most pathetic confessions I've ever heard. Your heathen family worships a bunch of satanic movies financed by joos and based on chink mythology. Truly heartbreaking.

Why don't you start a new family tradition of reading the Holy KJV1611 Bible out loud for 6 hours every night after supper? That's what I have my servants do. Jesus will like that better than you dressing up like retardeds and waving toilet plungers at each other, harlot.

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Liking something does not mean you worship it, Zeke. If I worshipped it, then I'd have "The Holy Shelf of All That is Star Wars", which I don't.
Since I favor Star Wars, it is a part of my life but I don't take it so far as to base everything on it.

[Brother Temperance]

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I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I didn't go over and give those weirdos the rebuking and scripture lesson they deserved. I was too exhausted from street witnessing for Christ most of the day, and spending the early evening at Rodeheaver Auditorium watching a debate outlining the merits of Calvinist Theology over Arminian Theology.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

For a moment there I thought you'd written "Armenian Theology". I am very glad you didn't, because the very idea of those Christ-hating crybabies pretending to have any kind of coherent theology makes me want to vomit.

I accepted Jesus once. My life went to hell after that. Explain that if you can!

Have you read the Book of Job? Abraham accepted God, and then God told him to kill his child. Compared to Abraham, Isaac, or Job, I'd say you have it pretty easy.

Everyone needs to have something that they like. Star Wars is one of those things that has brought my family close. It's one of the only things we have in common. I grew up on it. It's my favorite series.

This better not turn into an indepth description of how you and your brother like to play "Luke and Leia"!

[Blind leading the blind (On Moderation)]

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Funny, BT, absolutly hilarious. No, my brother and I hated each other up until a couple of years ago. I still bearly see him but he's one of my favorite people....kind of my hero, in a way.... I respect him a lot more than I used to.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Funny, BT, absolutly hilarious. No, my brother and I hated each other up until a couple of years ago. I still bearly see him but he's one of my favorite people....kind of my hero, in a way.... I respect him a lot more than I used to.

This is still getting too close to that Jeddi Hillbillies stuff.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well I thought I might update you all on THIS false cult. As if it wasn't humiliating enough that there are half-a-million members of the "church of the Jedi" cult in Godless England, but apparently their leader got his ass kicked on TV.

Star Wars comes to Holyhead
as Darth Vader strikes back in Jedi's back garden

A Star Wars fan got closer to his idols than he would perhaps have liked when he was attacked in his garden by Darth Vader.

Jedi Master Jonba Hehol - known to family and friends as Barney Jones, 36, of Holyhead - was giving a TV interview in his back garden for a documentary when a man, dressed in a black bin-bag and wearing Darth Vader's trademark shiny black helmet, leapt over his garden fence.

Wielding a metal crutch - his lightsaber presumably being in for repairs - the Sith Lord proceeded to lay about his opponent, whose Jedi powers proved inadequate for the task of defending himself.

After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

"This wasn't a joke. This was serious," he said.

Police are investigating a claim of assault.

The Jedi "religion" was born in 2001, when almost 400,000 people claimed to believe in the Jedi faith.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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After besting Master Hehol in single combat, Vader, who The Sun reports was under the influence of alcohol, went on to assault the camera crew and a hairdresser.

Master Hehol, a hairdresser, who founded the first-ever British Jedi Church in loving homage to the world-famous science fiction franchise with his brother Daniel, was unimpressed by the revenge of the Sith.

Seems to be a lot of hairdressers in this cult; I don’t recall hairdressers doing anything in Star Wars (but then I did fall asleep twice).

Hairdressers are homers, real men are barbers and go to barbers. It’s the devil’s work.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Whatever happened to The Jabba Master anyway? Did his parents revoke his computer privileges for downloading pornography? Serves him right for rejecting Jesus in favor of Yodel.

[Brother Temperance]

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Whatever happened to The Jabba Master anyway? Did his parents revoke his computer privileges for downloading pornography?

Furry ewok porn is what I heard.

[Nobar King]

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Here's the latest 'sad' news about the StarWars fantasy. It's a user-editable wiki that contains all the information about the whole StarWars series. Now, thousands of lonely couch surfers have a place to go and study their silly cult:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

[Nobar King]

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“AT-AT Anatomy” t-shirt by rubyred on RedBubble.

Since the Dark Side started using genetically modified walkers, they found many had to visit the Imperial Veterinary Clinic of Osteology suffering with acute pain in their hip joints. X-rays revealed their skeleton structure was just not strong enough to manoeuvre wearing those heavy boots. No amount of Cod Liver oil would ease their pain.

It's a robot, you nerds.