[Sister Noddy]

Re: You people are going down with him.

There's every possibility you may bump into an overweight dead chink while spending eternity attempting to doggy-paddle in the Lake of Fire, but they all look the same anyway, so who's to say?

--- perhaps the sheer buoyancy of his fleshy bosoms will keep him afloat ---

[Unsaved and Loving It]

Re: You people are going down with him.

--- perhaps the sheer buoyancy of his fleshy bosoms will keep him afloat ---

Awesome. If I get down there and find him first, I'll start a ferry service! And since it's hell, I don't think my fiery lord would care if I'm exploiting people.

Who says one cannot profit in the afterlife?

[Sister of Sacred Suffering]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Why are you people so mean ? I don't understand how could Christians be like this. I would have to believe that you people aren't christians but probably athiests. Evil is all I see on this site. It's been revealed to me that you guys are mocking Jesus Christ and trying to give everyone a false image of christianity. You mess with God's word and use it to abuse people with, you will pay.

That's satan whispering in your ear. You cannot trust your own thoughts. Just listen to what the members here at LBC say and you will be on the road to salvation. You also might want to consider doing some self punishment to purify your mind. Concentrate on your ear, that's where satan is nestled right now.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: You people are going down with him.

You also might want to consider doing some self punishment to purify your mind

... you mean to say that we should use the Holy Bible KJV1611 as part of our corporal mortification morning routine, and use the sharp edges of its razor thin pages to administer paper cuts to our elbows, Sister? ... are you saying that self-mutilation is the way to worship the Lord in the beauty of holiness? ...

... or maybe you'd like to reconsider that and sit down and relax, have a glass of wine, Sister ...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Awesome. If I get down there and find him first, I'll start a ferry service! And since it's hell, I don't think my fiery lord would care if I'm exploiting people.

Who says one cannot profit in the afterlife?

Jesus. I think that Satan will probably ensure that you're too busy trying to cram your intestines back into your eviscerated torso to set up a chinaman-riding business.

[Trans Jenny]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Lovely, not only is he retarded, but he also appears to be a mudslime shi'ite terrorist, bent on the destruction of this beautiful and glorious country.

These people are just trying to worship God on their own forum, if you don't like, then leave.

Um, let me see, "Just trying to worship God"? THATS A LOAD OF SH*T MY FRIEND. They not only are doing that, which i have no problem with whatsoever. But when they cross the line and start calling transexuals and transgender people an abomination, THAT PISSES ME OFF. You get your facts straight, worship isnt the only thing going on in here. There is also, discrimination on women, African Americans, Goths, Emos, and just about any thing else you can think of. Dont tell people what to do when you dont know what your talking about yourself.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Um, let me see, "Just trying to worship God"? THATS A LOAD OF SH*T MY FRIEND. They not only are doing that, which i have no problem with whatsoever. But when they cross the line and start calling transexuals and transgender people an abomination, THAT PISSES ME OFF. You get your facts straight, worship isnt the only thing going on in here. There is also, discrimination on women, African Americans, Goths, Emos, and just about any thing else you can think of. Dont tell people what to do when you dont know what your talking about yourself.

God says that you are an abomination, so therefore you are. The point is, YOU CHOSE to become an abomination.

You have condemned yourself to hell.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Um, let me see, "Just trying to worship God"? THATS A LOAD OF SH*T MY FRIEND. They not only are doing that, which i have no problem with whatsoever. But when they cross the line and start calling transexuals and transgender people an abomination, THAT PISSES ME OFF.

It's God who's calling you an abomination, therefore we do too.
You have a problem with us believing in and following God instead of 'politically correct' SECULAR ideas, that's all there is to it.

What the Holy Bible says about trannies and 'trangsenders':
The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment:
For all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5


What the Holy Bible says about homosexuals:
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination:
They shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections:
For even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another;
Men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:26-27

Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication,
And going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:7


What the Holy Bible says about the role of women:
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception;
In sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Genesis 3:16

But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ;
And the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
1 Corinthians 11:3

But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
1 Timothy 2:12-15

So as you can clearly see here.. (If you actually care to, or can, read.)
Is that you have a problem with the Word of God, you disagree with God, and not merely us.

Dont tell people what to do when you dont know what your talking about yourself.

Take your own advice, you absolute fool!

[lord warrior]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Um, let me see, "Just trying to worship God"? THATS A LOAD OF SH*T MY FRIEND. They not only are doing that, which i have no problem with whatsoever. But when they cross the line and start calling transexuals and transgender people an abomination, THAT PISSES ME OFF. You get your facts straight, worship isnt the only thing going on in here. There is also, discrimination on women, African Americans, Goths, Emos, and just about any thing else you can think of. Dont tell people what to do when you dont know what your talking about yourself.

Transsexual=man who cut his thing off on purpose. no only is that a abomination, thats just plain sick. Well maybe your penis will make it to heaven, for you certainly never will.

[Hereld]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Friend,

Unless you come around to our way of THE TRUTH you are the one who will have to answer to Jesus. We are following His word as reviled in The Bible to the letter. You will not find a more Biblically correct church on the planet friend.

Now if you feel we are wrong show us in scripture, otherwise I have no time for you and your opinion. God has the only opinion that counts.

No your following a huge misunderstanding.
Religion is supposed to be a good thing. Since when was;
discrimination, peer presure, bullshitting, murder, rape, sexual assault, derogotory comments, religious hate, hate in general, discrimination over gender, war, greed, selfishness, oh the list goes on.
Since when was ANY of that good? Life without religion would be an immense life. No fighting or murdering over whos God is real. No discrimination, over disabilities, Gender, sexuality. Everyone would be seen for who they really are. Equals.
I came here to piss you people off, so that you can see just how the World feels about you. But this is a far better way too. It appears any post that you dislike for a certain reason, such as this with certains truths you cant bare to admit, you edit to make the poster sound homosexual or something.
Well, I'm 16 near 17. I'm happy with my Girlfriend, homosexuality hasn't appealed too me, and neither has discriminating against them. All I can say to those who edit such posts. Grow the f-u-c-k up. Better yet, go to an infant school and watch the playground behaviour take notes, then come back here and monitor your behaviour. You will certainly see the hundreds of similarities.
End of. Your pathetic.
Brett.

[TwistedTemptation]

Re: You people are going down with him.

"God" is meant to love everyone equally. That is what "God" really does. & well said Hereld.

[Talitha]

Re: You people are going down with him.

You're only 16?
Well, guess what?
You need to go away and come back when you've got some hair around your tallywacker because we BAN all those under 18.

[TwistedTemptation]

Re: You people are going down with him.

You're only 16?
Well, guess what?
You need to go away and come back when you've got some hair around your tallywacker because we BAN all those under 18.

I dont see why you should ban those under 18.If what you believe is really true, is really what "God" intends, then surely it is safe and good for the younger generations to read and participate in?

[Hereld 2 The Return]

Re: You people are going down with him.

Oh and is that the only reply you could come up with? OH BURRRRRRN. You just got... infact I can show you.



btw, banning me again wont work, unlimited proxies ya seeeeee

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: You people are going down with him.

I came here to piss you people off, so that you can see just how the World feels about you.

Friend, we are well aware that the world hates us. That is exactly what Jesus predicted and told us to expect.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

"God" is meant to love everyone equally. That is what "God" really does. & well said Hereld.

Only a person who has never read the Bible would make such an ignorant statement.

The LORD hates the wicked. (Lev 20:23, Ps 5:5, Ps 11:5, Pr 6:16-19, Hos 9:15, Mal 1:3, Rom 9:13). That's right -- God hates the sin AND the sinner!

Pastor Billy-Reuben