[Braindead]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

everyone one i have met on this website is fucking stupid

[Flaggx]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

Dear GaurdianoftheTARDS,

Please post more meaningful posts and include scripture to back up your outlandish claims. Or, you will find yourself on moderation again.

Stern, Sister Thumper

um he dosn't need any scriptures to back up his "outlandish claims" there are 143 fine examples at the top of the page. Oh and his claims are by no means outlandish and in fact they fall well with in the realm of reason.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted. I will yell all I have to to defend my religion (the only one actually started be GOD not some crazy guy with to much power and not enough brains) MY beliefs are based on the teachings of JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD HIMSELF!!! MY beliefs were not made up by some guy who is NOT the son of GOD!
oh and by the way yelling is not a sin, hate IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like to know what there is to be "proud" of being a mary worshiping papist? It's a well-known fact that your Roman pope is the antiChrist. You catlickers aren't even Christians!

Stop shreiking and take a look at THIS. I'll pray that you find Christ before you end up in hellfire with every other catlicker who ever lived.

[Brother Temperance]

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First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted.

Really? Who are you being attracted to? Remember, here at Landover, we're not just not angry, we're also not gay!

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!

Dear friend:

I fear that you have misunderstood us completely. Our hearts are filled with love. We love people with Christian love, enough to want to see them again in Heaven. Our love motivates us to tell Catholics and other unsaved sinners that they are on the No. 666 bus to hell, but that there is still a stop coming up where they can get off and transfer to the salvation express. Glory!

As for whether your beliefs are based on the teachings of Jesus Christ Himself, please feel free (preferably in another thread) to tell us what you believe and explain how you derive it from the teachings of Christ.

P.S. Since when are Catholics a race?

[ProudCatholic]

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For supposedly being filled with love, you use a lot of exclamation points, which are used to denote shouting, which most people don't shout loving remarks.

In other words friend, you seem to be the angry, hatefilled person here.

V

First of all you completly missed my point!! Try reading it again.

lets not forget I'm the one being called "trash" here, I am the one being descriminated against here, and I am the one being attacted. I will yell all I have to to defend my religion (the only one actually started be GOD not some crazy guy with to much power and not enough brains) MY beliefs are based on the teachings of JESUS CHRIST THE SON OF GOD HIMSELF!!! MY beliefs were not made up by some guy who is NOT the son of GOD!
oh and by the way yelling is not a sin, hate IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Brother V]

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I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!

For supposedly being filled with love, you use a lot of exclamation points, which are used to denote shouting, which most people don't shout loving remarks.

In other words friend, you seem to be the angry, hatefilled person here.

V

[ProudCatholic]

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[quote=Ezekiel Bathfire;163571]

A: Landover does not tolerate racism. We are an open loving community charged with helping others towards Salvation™

I have NEVER in my life ecountered more racism than I have here on this website. WHAT A BUNCH OF HIPOCRITS YOU PEOPLE ARE. This whole site is based on badmouthing Catholics (and most of you can't even SPELL Catholic, let alone know ANYTHING about it at all!!!) I would NEVER expect to find such hatefull things on a "religous" website. Your hearts are obviously FILLED with hated YOU PEOPLE NEED GOD IN YOUR HEARTS. And please, please, please donot tell me GOD is in your hearts, if he was the hate would not be there!!!!!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[quote=S-Conscious;130811]

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Why would I think of myself as being a rebel?

A: because you were denied the breast as a child?

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I don't believe in the words of your bible.

A: Yes you do, everyone believes some of it (Landover believes all.)

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Whatever dude. You believe in the literal word of the bible, I don't. My believes don't include a God who destroys cities because their inhabitants are hopeless sinners.

A: Hiroshima / Nagasaki? Don’t believe?
PS the plural of ‘belief’ is ‘beliefs’.

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By looking around in different threads here on the forum, I can easily point out posts by you guys which will be seen as racism by almost anyone but yourselves.

A: Landover does not tolerate racism. We are an open loving community charged with helping others towards Salvation™

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I have no fear of being thought of as racist, although it might look like that sometimes.
Closet-fag eh? Nice one. So what if I was, huh? What would you do?

A: remind you that for a man to lie with a man as if she were a woman is an abomination.

Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.

True, you have a book, while I only have my feelings. My feelings are enough for me though.

A: not very logical.

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Paedophiles are a...'special case'. I don't respect them.

Ah! Limits to your depravity?

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What's wrong with saying "I love you"?

You didn’t say it in American.

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(Freewill): Beats me. Last time I read one was eight years ago.

A: God gave us freewill and the instructions for a Godly Life in the Bible. Combine the two and you have the Road to Salvation™

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Yeah, I guess you're right on that department. I apologize for my explosive reaction about the KKK.

A: As you are an apologist for the KKK, expect a visit by Brother Bobby-Joe, or the Klan.

[S-Conscious]

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I think I see the core of your problem here, you fancy yourself some kind of free-thinking rebel.
Being in opposition of all that is decent and good isn't being a rebel, it's being just that - a brainless slave.
A brainless slave of an evil "dude" named satan.

Why would I think of myself as being a rebel?

Says you, but we have nothing but your word on that.
On the other hand, several of the prophecies in the Bible has come true already, and all of them will in due time.

I don't believe in the words of your bible.

See above.

Ditto.

No, you only do things to show your opposition to what others do.
That's not excercising your free will, that's being a stupid slave.

Whatever dude. You believe in the literal word of the bible, I don't. My believes don't include a God who destroys cities because their inhabitants are hopeless sinners.

As I said, you're so much of a racist you can't even see it yourself.
Sad really.

But know that everyone else does.

By looking around in different threads here on the forum, I can easily point out posts by you guys which will be seen as racism by almost anyone but yourselves.

You're right in that I don't know, but that's only because I haven't bothered to check. (Your DOF file.)

Then check it already if you have to.

You've said "no racism intended" 3 times now.
You're starting to sound like a closet-fag commenting his friends 'good looks', while all the time saying he isn't gay.

And nobody but pure racists are as scared of being thought of as racists as you seem to be.

I have no fear of being thought of as racist, although it might look like that sometimes.
Closet-fag eh? Nice one. So what if I was, huh? What would you do?

Now that's a very hateful thing to say.

Then I apologize for saying it.


[quote=Brother Temperance;121952]Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.[quote]
True, you have a book, while I only have my feelings. My feelings are enough for me though.

So by your own admission, you're no better than a paedophile? Disgusting!

Paedophiles are a...'special case'. I don't respect them.

Throwing around Nipponese curses will get you nowhere!

What's wrong with saying "I love you"?

Friend, where is this "free will" mentioned in the Bible?

Beats me. Last time I read one was eight years ago.

That's not a very loving, Christian attitude. Here at Landover, we are actively engaged in trying to persuade the KKK to repent of their sins and stop being racists. I believe Brother Bobby-Joe is particularly active in this kind of outreach work.

Yeah, I guess you're right on that department. I apologize for my explosive reaction about the KKK.

I believe the proper term for the place he lives is "hippie commune"

Nice. Gotta remember that one.

[ConversionTables]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

These are really quite clever... Thank you!

[hechetonchieres]

Re: 143 of God's favorite heretic-traps!

These people are obviously just trying to get a rise out of you. and they're succeeding at making you look like fools to the outside world. why don't you just ignore them and delete their posts?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Then the word "town" probably doesn't describe the place you live in very accurately.
A term like "tiny village" would probably be more appropriate.

I believe the proper term for the place he lives is "hippie commune"

[Brother Temperance]

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I DO know that Satan doesn't control me. Although I'm unable to prove it, I'm sure that you guys are unable to do so as well, without quoting the bible.

Yes. On the other hand, we are able to prove it BY quoting the Bible.

And I know I'm not better than anyone else, for we are all equals in my eyes.

So by your own admission, you're no better than a paedophile? Disgusting!

But despite everything, aishiteru, all of you.

Throwing around Nipponese curses will get you nowhere!

Then stop urging. I'll only do things if it's of my own free will.

Friend, where is this "free will" mentioned in the Bible?

The KKK can rot in Hell for all I care.

That's not a very loving, Christian attitude. Here at Landover, we are actively engaged in trying to persuade the KKK to repent of their sins and stop being racists. I believe Brother Bobby-Joe is particularly active in this kind of outreach work.

[SalvationSeeker]

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I know what I feel in my heart. You don't. Stop acting like I'm some brainless slave of some evil dude.

I think I see the core of your problem here, you fancy yourself some kind of free-thinking rebel.
Being in opposition of all that is decent and good isn't being a rebel, it's being just that - a brainless slave.
A brainless slave of an evil "dude" named satan.

The word of Man disguised as the word of God perhaps.

Says you, but we have nothing but your word on that.
On the other hand, several of the prophecies in the Bible has come true already, and all of them will in due time.
How could humans know the future?

How could HUMANS know, for instance, that Babylon would fall quick and suddenly and never be populated again?
For it was the super-power of the ancient world, seemingly invincible:
And yet it did fall, just as God's Word said it would.
And it is still deserted to this age.

That's what you and a manmade bible say.

See above.

Then stop urging. I'll only do things if it's of my own free will.

No, you only do things to show your opposition to what others do.
That's not excercising your free will, that's being a stupid slave.

No racism intended. But you won't see it.

As I said, you're so much of a racist you can't even see it yourself.
Sad really.

But know that everyone else does.

You don't even know where I live, aside from the name of the country.

You're right in that I don't know, but that's only because I haven't bothered to check. (Your DOF file.)

Once again, no racism intended by me. I feel sorry for you if you're too blinded to see it.

You've said "no racism intended" 3 times now.
You're starting to sound like a closet-fag commenting his friends 'good looks', while all the time saying he isn't gay.

And nobody but pure racists are as scared of being thought of as racists as you seem to be.

The KKK can rot in Hell for all I care.

Now that's a very hateful thing to say.