[stealtfc]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Oh, i see how you are. So, pudding is good, isn't it? Even though Mormons use it to attract little children? Basically, toy guys don't likejello, so it's evil, but you like pudding, so it's not?

[Joo]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.

Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.

That's proper English.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???

Satan uses any and everything in his battle with Christ.

Learn to speak proper American, bean girl.

[xxsenioritakittenxx]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

i have a doubt, what has food to do with satan???

[Blind leading the blind]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Jello the FOOD, not Jello the PERSON!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Hey, I never said anything about green jello not being satanic....I said jello in general. There's nothing wrong with jello!

Once again, you show how little you know.

Politically, [Jello] is a member of the Green Party[1] and actively supports progressive political causes. He is a self-proclaimed anarchist[1] who advocates civil disobedience and pranksterism in the name of political change. [Jello] is known to use absurdist media tactics in the tradition of the Yippies to highlight issues of civil rights, social justice, and anti-corporatism.

I think anyone who's at all familiar with Jello Biafra can agree that there's really quite a lot wrong with Jello.

[stealtfc]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Uh-oh! Mormon people like vanilla pudding, too! It is evil, ban it next! They eat it and use it's demonic-squishiness to entice people. They use it to try to brainwash kids using it to tempt them into eating it. IT MUST BE BANNED!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

With the fat drippings of Christian babies? You sicken me.

Dear me, no. MUCH too much cholesterol.

[SUV]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

GOD, Sister Thumper, now they're talking all sexless. I'm out of here! I do not want to have this on my mind when I go to Pastor's study tonight or he'll see it in my eyes!

[Blind leading the blind]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

lol, Dances. It was a Church of Christ, Ms. Thumper. I am still a vergin. I have my father's shotgun to protect that.

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Would you two sows stop clogging up GOD'S Favorite Forum with your meaningless banter. This forum is about JESUS. Not about how you get cheap sex thrills with jello and baby oil.

GuardianofTards, you will find yourself on moderation if you have to be warned again.

VERY Stern, Sister Thumper

You're the only one who said anything about sex. You're just snarked because we didn't invite you.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Question, how is it a "cheap sex thrill" as it was done at a Christian Bible camp? That just does not make any sense as the Bible camp was not Catholic.

It was not a True Christian™ Bible Camp so I'm sure it was nothing but an orgy with people writhing, moaning and covered in Jello and baby oil.

I havn't been to camp in so many years after most of my friends there turned their back on me.

JESUS has turned HIS back on you too. Enjoy Hell you depraved sinner

[Blind leading the blind]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Question, how is it a "cheap sex thrill" as it was done at a Christian Bible camp? That just does not make any sense as the Bible camp was not Catholic.
To Dances, okay maybe the soap wasn't added, I havn't been to camp in so many years after most of my friends there turned their back on me.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Would you two sows stop clogging up GOD'S Favorite Forum with your meaningless banter. This forum is about JESUS. Not about how you get cheap sex thrills with jello and baby oil.

GuardianofTards, you will find yourself on moderation if you have to be warned again.

VERY Stern, Sister Thumper

[Old Iron Crotch]

Re: Green Jello - Satan's Favorite Gelatin Treat

Great prank to try on my cousins.... No, I wouldn't do that, they have a hard enough time as it is.
Have you ever made a slip n' slide out of water, soap and baby oil? They did that at the Church Camp I used to go to.... Ah the memories of a place to which I shall never return.

I've never tried that. Doesn't the soap break down the baby oil?