[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you mormons believe what has already been proven false...like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!

You got something to say, punk?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you mormons believe what has already been proven false...

What has been proven false? Evolution? The theory of gravity? Germ theory?

like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!

False prophet? That's a pretty big claim. Can you prove him wrong using the Bible anywhere?

[Retrofit]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

no i'm not insulting children..even children know we live on a globe. i simply think it's hilarious that you morons believe what has already been proven false...like your pastor the false prophet.. i'd mention his name but he doesn't deserve the respect. so keep on entertaining me... i'm having a blast!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

F...HAS A Rodimer.....

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

Now, if you're finished kicking at the slats of your crib, why not read the Bible? That way, you'll know what these people actually believe, instead of the lies your priests and parents have been telling you all your life. Mocking someone's beliefs is not only much easier when you have a clue as to what they actually are, it's much more effective because then they cannot simply dismiss you as a foul-mouthed ignorant idiot (which is the only side of you we've seen so far).

Start here.

And if you have to swear to insult someone, you're not trying hard enough.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

Was he speaking in Arab, Mr Hutchins? I couldn't make head nor tails of it.

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

tl;dr.....

Well friend, not sure what disjointed country you are from though the Landover translator of jiberish to American came back with 'fail'.

How about you tell us what the mean old priest did to you.

[Retrofit]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

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[Didymus Much]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

Hey **** Face,...

If you weren't the 100,000th visitor to start off fairly politely only to go full Tourette's within half a dozen posts, this may have shocked someone.

...I joined your ridiculous forum today just to confirm that there are still a few apes out there who have not had the courage to evolve with the rest of us...

Find me an ape who's stupid enough to be Christian, or apologize to the simian world in general.

Oh, and learn what evolution actually is, thanks.

...As for your weak abs pastor, **** u and him too...

Is that an invitation?

... Your web forum passes judgement and berates other humans to a point that's laughable...

And perfectly justified, according to the Bible. Read it and see.

... The fact that you believe the planet is flat is juvenile...

Now you're insulting juveniles.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

You won't be laughing so hard when Jesus casts you into the lake of fire, Jezebel.

"And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire." Revelation 20:15

[Retrofit]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

Hey [filthy name],

I joined your ridiculous forum today just to confirm that there are still a few apes out there who have not had the courage to evolve with the rest of us... As for your weak abs pastor, [improper request]... Your web forum passes judgement and berates other humans to a point that's laughable. The fact that you believe the planet is flat is juvenile. Your claim of one true religion is so played out.. [abbreviation, probably dirty]!! So thanks for the laughs... If indeed there were a gawd and a heaven, I'd rather live in hell than share air with you bent up [bad word] !!!

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

And this goes to your vanity?

How dare you? How DARE you come onto this, God's forum, and insult our Pastor?

Have you read the Bible? Or did you just smear it with your own feces like a blasphemous autistic?

1 Corinthians 6:19-20

"What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

YBIC

[Retrofit]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

That is true of most of the fruitcakes and assorted unsaved scum that come wandering into our Godly forum. A pastor's work is never done.

Well, I'm off to take my daily 5 mile swim. Gotta keep those abs rock hard.

And this goes to your vanity?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

Christianity the belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by talking snake to eat from a magical tree yeah, makes perfect sense I mean seriously in retrospect christens are screwed up
...Christananddefendingothersfaiths

In what sense exactly are you a "Christan"?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

That is true of most of the fruitcakes and assorted unsaved scum that come wandering into our Godly forum. A pastor's work is never done.

Well, I'm off to take my daily 5 mile swim. Gotta keep those abs rock hard.

Hmmm ... I bet you do, Pastor ... bet you are lookin' good

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Christianity: The only TRUE religion- A concept made simple

Hmmm ... I guess he didn't read the Bible ... or the forum ... before starting to post here

That is true of most of the fruitcakes and assorted unsaved scum that come wandering into our Godly forum. A pastor's work is never done.

Well, I'm off to take my daily 5 mile swim. Gotta keep those abs rock hard.