[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Naked Christian Cult Embarrasses Jesus

Now how is that statement sending me to Hell?

It is not. I was just pointing out that the things you hate are the things that will happen to you in hell.

And to answer your question I have heard many different stories so enlighten me please.

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"

You can save yourself from this by starting to live by the entire Holy Bible.

[That Catholic Chick]

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Oh, that's just nasty. Who wants to go to church in the nude? So embarrassing.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Are you aware of what will happen to you in hell?

Now how is that statement sending me to Hell?

And to answer your question I have heard many different stories so enlighten me please.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Thank you. I agree with you. Especially on that last part.

Are you aware of what will happen to you in hell?

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Catholics all seem to have a penchant for buggery, but their normal targets are small boys. I had never heard of a Catholic buggerist that was attracted to larger posteriored women.

Not that it matters I was alot thinner than. I am sure not every woman in your religion is thin. Being heavy is not my dream but I deal with it and work at losing weight.

It was good that you denied him that particular perversion, as God does not look kindly on those that use bodily orifices incorrectly. The digestive system is a one-way system. The rectum should be considered as nothing but an exit.

Thank you. I agree with you. Especially on that last part.

[Nobar King]

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This is why all Ladies ...ought to shower ...in complete darkness.

There is something very appealing about this image, but you have to be careful that your woman isn't pleasuring herself in the shower.

[Professor Bessemer]

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since I have to spell it out for you the latter. God really you guys didn't get that.

BTW he is NOT a Juggalo, He is Catholic. And no I am not cCatholic. Cantrary to what they say I did not convert as I was told I was suppossed to do.

Catholics all seem to have a penchant for buggery, but their normal targets are small boys. I had never heard of a Catholic buggerist that was attracted to larger posteriored women.

It was good that you denied him that particular perversion, as God does not look kindly on those that use bodily orifices incorrectly. The digestive system is a one-way system. The rectum should be considered as nothing but an exit.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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If that's you in your avatar picture, I bet your jeans are enormous!

Your fornicator boyfriend probably wants to use them for a pup tent!

Oh really fat jokes so funny. That doesn't bother me either

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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The man I am with now treats me with respect and as an equal.

He likes my jeans.

If that's you in your avatar picture, I bet your jeans are enormous!

Your fornicator boyfriend probably wants to use them for a pup tent!

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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You are still being elusive dear. Sodomy is a fairly broad term.



So, did this Insane Clown Pervert you chose to marry want to have sex with men, animals, or did he wish to place his member in your mouth or your backside?

since I have to spell it out for you the latter. God really you guys didn't get that.

BTW he is NOT a Juggalo, He is Catholic. And no I am not cCatholic. Cantrary to what they say I did not convert as I was told I was suppossed to do.

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Woman equal? It says right in the KJV bible, Ephesians 5:22 . You wear dungarees? I refer you to deuteronomy 22:5 . If you was my wife, we would definitly have a little discussion

Well thank god I am not your wife.

Dear TrueJuggaloMaMa,

You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.

Reason: Attempting to force the homersexural lifestyle on GOD's favorite forum
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We will NOT tolerate you trying to turn men into sissy sodomites!

I am not turning men into sodomites it was a joke. Uptight are we.

[Professor Bessemer]

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Oh to your question before if I'm a man because I considred what he wanted Homosexual sex. Since I have to spell it out for you he wanted to commit sodomy.

You are still being elusive dear. Sodomy is a fairly broad term.

sodomy sod·om·y (sŏd'ə-mē)n.

1. Anal copulation of one male with another.

2. Anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.

3. Copulation with an animal.

So, did this Insane Clown Pervert you chose to marry want to have sex with men, animals, or did he wish to place his member in your mouth or your backside?

[TrueJuggaloMaMa]

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Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Mark 10:12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
Luke 16:18 Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

Yea you keep putting up these verses. I get it I am comitting adultry. At least I am alive. Do you honsetly believe that if a man beats his wife to death she deserved it. No matter what sins the man was commiting at the time.
When I meet my maker I will ask for forgivness of my sins and will not deny that I have commited any. It will then be up to him to forgive me or cast me out.

Oh to your question before if I'm a man because I considred what he wanted Homosexual sex. Since I have to spell it out for you he wanted to commit sodomy.

Thinking you are perfect, and sinless is also a sin.

[BelieverInGod]

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You forget I divorced the wife beater.

The man I am with now treats me with respect and as an equal.
He likes my jeans.

Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.
Mark 10:12 And if a woman shall put away her husband, and be married to another, she committeth adultery.
Luke 16:18 Whosoever putteth away his wife, and marrieth another, committeth adultery: and whosoever marrieth her that is put away from her husband committeth adultery.

[HellboundGreaser]

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You forget I divorced the wife beater.

The man I am with now treats me with respect and as an equal.
He likes my jeans.

Woman equal? It says right in the KJV bible, Ephesians 5:22

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord"

. You wear dungarees? I refer you to deuteronomy 22:5

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God"

. If you was my wife, we would definitly have a little discussion