[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Bah. You have no idea what I was going to say.

[The Jabba Master]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

That ought to be worth some in dinner entertainment.

Yeah Haveing the Devil as my own personal Jester dose sound entertaining

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Yeah Haveing the Devil as my own personal Jester dose does sound entertaining

It isn't spelled 'dose', honey. I seriously doubt anyone would want to 'dose you with Jester', and I shudder to think of the actual implications such a thing would imply...

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Bah. You have no idea what I was going to say.

I only have your history to date to base it on, but it was a well educated guess. You know who knows for sure what bile was simmering in your fetid, Satan-worshipping skull? God, that's who.

Yeah Haveing the Devil as my own personal Jester dose sound entertaining

Have your parents done the sinful, but in this one case, honorable thing and killed themselves out of shame for having given form to such retarded retardation?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Bah. You have no idea what I was going to say.

No, we have only what you have said in the past with which to judge you, and you seem to be quite a whore thus far.

[vestal_mastecation (On Moderation)]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

No, we have only what you have said in the past with which to judge you, and you seem to be quite a whore thus far.

And how is that a BAD thing?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

And how is that a BAD thing?

If that wasn't such a stupid question, I'd go and quote the scripture for you about the fate of fornicators, but I'm not going to bother as you would rather wallow in sin anyway.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

So as an unrepentant Mormon (and possibly a hippy), you're doomed to the fiery pits. What do you think your reaction will be as angels fling you into the fire?

Good point, Sister. People in the LSD Church follow the Book of Mormon, a book of made-up fairy tales that contradicts both itself and the archeological record. I pray that they will abandon such silliness and become saved True Christians™.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

I doubt we'll be worthy of Heaven if we are too hardened to care that there are those cast out of God's presence because of their poor choices. After all, if a family member made a mistake and landed in jail, wouldn't you still feel sorry for them? Are we not still commanded to love them?

What part of
Proverbs 1:24 Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;
25 But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:
26 I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;
27 When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.
do you not understand?

As far as Religion, I am a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I am quite conservative in my philosophies.

How can you be "quite conservative" if you follow a cult that was dreamt up by a Christ-hating maniac in 1830? Do you believe in polygamy? Do you belive that Hamite/Lamanite negroes should be allowed to become priests?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

No, we have only what you have said in the past with which to judge you, and you seem to be quite a whore thus far.

Pastor Al, you're being a meanie again!

And besides, Mary Maria's idea was only part of what I was going to say. There was also a bit that involved steak, potroast, hotdogs, some roasted marshmallows....hey, they must have pretty kickass barbecue down there. And no having to worry about fatty acids and cholesterol!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Pastor Al, you're being a meanie again!

And besides, Mary Maria's idea was only part of what I was going to say. There was also a bit that involved steak, potroast, hotdogs, some roasted marshmallows....hey, they must have pretty kickass barbecue down there. And no having to worry about fatty acids and cholesterol!

You won't think it's so great when SATAN forces you to give birth sixty times a day and then barbeque the halflings he has produced with you.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

You won't think it's so great when SATAN forces you to give birth sixty times a day and then barbeque the halflings he has produced with you.

And how long is a day meant to last in hell, Pastor Al? One day isn't long enough to give birth to one baby.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

And how long is a day meant to last in hell, Pastor Al? One day isn't long enough to give birth to one baby.

Go ahead and make jokes, but once SATAN gets his hands on your chunky little bottom, you will wish you had listened!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

Go ahead and make jokes, but once SATAN gets his hands on your chunky little bottom, you will wish you had listened!

In other words, you can't answer my question, can you.

I do know you're only concerned for what you perceive as the wellbeing of my soul but I can assure you I'm perfectly ok with my soul being the way it is.

I really don't think I need to worry about what will happen upon arrival in 'hell', seeing as 'hell' is an xtian invention. I'm more worried about what will happen at my next quarterly review at work.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F

And besides, Mary Maria's idea was only part of what I was going to say.

Excuse me? When did we become dearest friends that you can presume to be so familiar with me? It's Mrs. Whitford to you, Van Hamstring!


I wonder if we're allowed cameras with telephoto lenses in Heaven, because I really want to capture your face as you realize how wrong you've been about Hell.