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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Oh I know what this is and what it's used for, it's called a monstrance, and the pope holds it up high so people can see the wafer that becomes Jesus in the middle.
We don't use the monstrance in my church.
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Originally posted by minister noddy View PostOh I know what this is and what it's used for, it's called a monstrance, and the pope holds it up high so people can see the wafer that becomes Jesus in the middle.
We don't use the monstrance in my church.
Monstrosity is more like it. GOD that's Gawdy!Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Eghhh, I believe that whoever invented that monstrous redefined the definition of 'tacky'.
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Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Little known fact; that device was originally designed to encourage joos to accept Christ more rapidly during the Inquisition. It worked so well that the roman pope started carrying one around threatening people with it. Sharp golden spikes up the sodomy chute is a technique learned directly from satan.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Aww, how cute, it's trying to proselytize.Originally posted by Arcticdawn View Post
Just a hint, Arctic, proselytizing your fluffy bunny version of xtianity isn't going to work out for you here, not on these landover xtians nor on heathens like myself.
Why? Because the landoverites follow the real bible and are able to verify that you are not in fact following your religion the way it was originally intended to be followed. And I, obviously, am no xtian, but I do know the real bible enough to know that you are not following it the way it was originally meant to be followed. Not that I agree with following that horrible book, I think it's one of the most horrible things ever written from the words of MAN, but it's amazing how many xtians do not actually know the text which their religion is meant to be based on.
*Edit - Just noticed you're a mormon.
Well, proselytizing your fluffy bunny version of the abrahamic deity is still not going to work out for you.Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 08-13-2007, 11:46 PM.sigpic
Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
It certainly is that, Sister Thumper!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
Remember, the Episcopal Church USA is NOT Roman Catholic ... we disagree with much of the Pope's doctrine, and use of the monstrance is one example ...
Anyway we don't believe the real Christ is in there, or that the wafer is the transubstantiated Jesus ... now that's outright idol worship, worship of a graven image!
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
So you agree that all Popish Mary-Worshippers are going straight to the Lake of Fire for worshipping graven images?Originally posted by minister noddy View PostIt certainly is that, Sister Thumper!
Remember, the Episcopal Church USA is NOT Roman Catholic ... we disagree with much of the Pope's doctrine, and use of the monstrance is one example ...
Anyway we don't believe the real Christ is in there, or that the wafer is the transubstantiated Jesus ... now that's outright idol worship, worship of a graven image!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
I wrote ...Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
But it's not up to me to agree they are going to hell.... we don't believe the real Christ is in there, or that the wafer is the transubstantiated Jesus, now that's outright idol worship, worship of a graven image ...
Yes, even if the fate of idol worshippers is (or seems to be) clearly stated in the scriptures, it would still be up to God to decide, and not up to me.
This goes for other sins too, it is always up to God to judge.1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Do you believe that Christians who follow Christ's commands faithfully will go to Heaven? Because if so, you're making a judgement.Originally posted by minister noddy View PostO Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
- Catholic perversion throughout history
- Does it matter how we praise the Lord?
- How the King James Bible Saved me from anal sex!
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
You can hardly spell right. I hate to turn again a fellow "heathen", but I wouldn't be following you. Normally those who spell badly are either brain-dead or mindless brutes. Somehow, I sense the former about you. Challenging the supposed source of all evil and hatred is a good goal, but when you have an incompetent leader... Well, if I end up there, I'll likely be one of those ones sitting back and laughing like a mad man as you try and challenge a creature people would've tried for millions of years to defeat.Originally posted by The Jabba Master View Post
I suppose even Hell can have it's entertaining moments.Hai guiz wuts goin on in dis internet?
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Our Church officially agrees with this, for all who proclaim they are Christian, whether or not they have followed Christ's commands faithfully.Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
(in other words, if they say so that's good enough for our church, and their own private relationship with God and Christ is between them and God)
Episcopal Book of Common Prayer:
Commendation at the Time of Death
Let us pray.
Depart, O Christian soul, out of this world;
In the Name of God the Father Almighty who created you;
In the Name of Jesus Christ who redeemed you;
In the Name of the Holy Spirit who sanctifies you.
May your rest be this day in peace,
and your dwelling place in the Paraadise of God.
Do I personally agree with this? Well I should have to have faith that it's true, and hope for the best ...
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
The Word of God teaches completely otherwise!Originally posted by minister noddy View Post
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven;
But he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Matthew 21:7
And hereby we do know that we know him, if we keep his commandments.
He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him.
But whoso keepeth his word, in him verily is the love of God perfected:
Hereby know we that we are in him.
1 John 2:3-5
No, you should put your faith in God, and in God ALONE! Stop putting your faith in MAN!Do I personally agree with this? Well I should have to have faith that it's true, and hope for the best ...
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in man.
It is better to trust in the LORD than to put confidence in princes.
Psalm 118:8-9Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-17-2007, 01:38 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Okay, I understand it now, and I will do that.Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...Comment
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Re: How will the unsaved react to being tossed into the Lake of F
Well, praise the LORD if you are telling the truth!Originally posted by minister noddy View PostOkay, I understand it now, and I will do that.
Actually, praise HIM in either case.. But may He damn you if you lie!
Praise Jesus!Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-17-2007, 01:49 AM.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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