[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

Did it work yet?

No, However It appears that one of her chins may be shrinking.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder.

Did it work yet?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: Praying

Praying and praying are two different things, though.

Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.

I see what you did there. That's cool.

I think you are confusing prayer with meditation. Meditation is as you said, bringing your mind to a blank and relaxing it. What you forgot to add is opening your mind to satan, getting possessed by evil spirits, and consuming large quantities of tofu.

[Nobar King]

Re: Praying

Praying and praying are two different things, though.

Praying is bringing your mind to a blank; relaxing it. While praying is a reverent petition made to God.

I see what you did there. You tried to slip in your worthless Buddhist notions and you didn't think anyone would notice! Well, I'm on to you, boy. You can't trick me with your college semantics.

Praying is about God and if you can't think of Him when you're praying, then you're probably asleep at the wheel.

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!

Hmm, Maybe you are right. I will try harder. It's those bad old Catholic habits that I have trouble shying away from.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

Oh I would, however I feel it is beyond that point. She has glass eyes. Plus I'm already preoccupied praying night and day for her morbid obesity to disappear.

If you are in doubt about God's unlimited abilities then your faith is to weak to be helped. All this is your fault!

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

Why don't you pray for her to get her sight back?

Oh I would, however I feel it is beyond that point. She has glass eyes. Plus I'm already preoccupied praying night and day for her morbid obesity to disappear.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

Well I try to not blame her to much because she is legally blind. It's hard to pick beer out of the cooler when you cant see it.

Why don't you pray for her to get her sight back? Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly." Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

That seems to me to be more a case of properly educating your wife. My wife never buys wrong things.

Well I try to not blame her to much because she is legally blind. It's hard to pick beer out of the cooler when you cant see it.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Praying

You really are a self absorbed person. what a shame. When you get into the real world, be prepared for reality to bite you.
If you'd open up to Jesus and let Him in, you would be less pompous and more loving.


The Lone Star College System is far from a top ranked school son, if you had applied yourself, you might of been able to get into a University.

[SixPoundsOfBull]

Re: Praying

No, no you will not. The dedication of a good woman (who is not your mother), the joy of having sons. The unbridled love of Our Lord. These are things you will never have unless you are married.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Praying

I'm not married. Therefore, I always get what I want.

No, no you will not. The dedication of a good woman (who is not your mother), the joy of having sons. The unbridled love of Our Lord. These are things you will never have unless you are married.

[SixPoundsOfBull]

Re: Praying

I'm not married. Therefore, I always get what I want.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Praying

I'm praying that my woman brings home the right kind of beer after work this time.

That seems to me to be more a case of properly educating your wife. My wife never buys wrong things.

[HellboundGreaser]

Re: Praying

I'm praying that my woman brings home the right kind of beer after work this time.