[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

What kind of hippie communist nonsense is this? We do not encourage feminazism in God's favorite forum. Females need to know their place, which is primarily to keep quiet, serve their men in all ways, and bake soldiers for Christ.

Feminazism? Learn how to spell...

[hellion]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.

I attack women who bad-mouth me. I don't discriminate. I try to tell them that they're worshipping I bunch of morons who try to control them with the bible, which most christians don't do. But they won't listen to me...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.

What kind of hippie communist nonsense is this? We do not encourage feminazism in God's favorite forum. Females need to know their place, which is primarily to keep quiet, serve their men in all ways, and bake soldiers for Christ.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.

That's pretty desperate, even for you. Going to church doesn't make you a Bible scholar any more than going to a parking lot makes you a car. That's especially true for the hippy-dippy liberal "churches" that cherry-pick Scripture to make it more politically correct for modern liberals.

[Darren Ingram-Myers]

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You the HELL are you talking about you ugly whore?

I thought you were a feminist, and yet you resort to attacking another woman with blatantly misogynistic, women-objectifying language. I am so disappointed.

[hellion]

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There is nothing imaginary about Jesus friend; you see He is there in The Bible.

Jesus can't be real if the bible isn't real.

[Brother V]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

I don't let men hit me. I stand up for myself and hit them back.

It's so much more fun to hit someone who doesn't want to be hit. PRAISE JESUS!!!

Also... if you are able to hit back, the man who hits you needs to start working out a little more.

You should learn your place though, so he doesn't HAVE to hit you.

YIC
V

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

I don't 'get my freak on' for imaginary friends...sorry.

There is nothing imaginary about Jesus friend; you see He is there in The Bible.

[hellion]

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Why, you little Imp! Tell me, what's so wrong with getting your freak on for JESUS?!

I don't 'get my freak on' for imaginary friends...sorry.

[SUV]

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Why, you little Imp! Tell me, what's so wrong with getting your freak on for JESUS?!

I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.

[hellion]

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Here is the problem with you. You try to think, but you have no idea how. If you want to quote Scripture, don't tell us what you 'think' is says because you are an airhead. K?

I've been to church. I know what the bible says. I'm just not obsessed with it like you freaks are.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Oh my! Yet another contradiction the bible makes. I thought 'god' said to forgive your enemies. Yet he seeks revenge upon his?! Sounds like Satan's saying that to me. The bible is half lies and half BS. So why believe the lie?

Here is the problem with you. You try to think, but you have no idea how. If you want to quote Scripture, don't tell us what you 'think' is says because you are an airhead. K?

[hellion]

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Yes, yes....Legalities can be troublesome. But just as our Godly President GWB has the wisdom to utilize "undisclosed locations" for "aggressive interrogation techniques", so we Landoverians know which countries have laws which are more in tune with God's expectations.

For example, if you are of age and interested in making a love offering to Jesus, we can arrange for your sale to a Yemeni Sheik. You wouldn't be one of his wives probably, but you'd certainly have a better life than the one you lead now (even out in his stables). And Jesus can really use the money.

Anyway, think about it and let us know...

Oh my! Yet another contradiction the bible makes. I thought 'god' said to forgive your enemies. Yet he seeks revenge upon his?! Sounds like Satan's saying that to me. The bible is half lies and half BS. So why believe the lie?

[hellion]

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Before I became $avED, I had a Black Cat (here, I'm referencing the feline) who smelt just like stale corn chips.

And now you are talking about a "bag of Fritos." I cannot Believe that it is all simply "coincidence."

Please do confess your Homer!sexyness to Pastor and Repent immediately before you drag us all down to HELL with you.

SUV

PS MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

You the HELL are you talking about you ugly whore?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I know it's legal to have a forum....

Nice backpedaling, hellsbells. Also, I see that you're every bit as good at citing secular law as you are at citing Scripture.