[Brother V]

Re: And I had thought I saw it all

Pastor Pistle,
If I may suggest, during my days of heathenism, I acquired a assortment of many types of whips. If one such chink would return, I would be happy to lend these (now whips of our Saviour) to you if you would like. They vary from a slight "tickle" to "make you stand up and shout your love and adoration for our Saviour Jesus Christ!" These are now collecting dust in my home and are ready actually for the auction block if anyone is interested.

Friend, Jesus can make his own whips!

John 2:15 And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

And he takes as good as he gives.

John 19:1 Then Pilate therefore took Jesus, and scourged him.

Praise Jesus, He's a doer of the Word... well, He's the Word, and He's Him, so He's a doer of Himself.

Praise Jesus!!!

YIC
V

[Hushed_Agony]

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Yes, I know all about it. I paid a thousand US dollars for my chink housekeeper, Ching Lee, and I was ripped off by her parents who sold me bad goods. SHE WON'T WORK. All she does is yap on a cellphone all day in that heathen language and sass me when I tell her to do something! Last week I caught her watching some disgusting HELLYwood TV show full of homers instead of the Christian Broadcasting network!

"Don't watch that trash, you yellow heathen!", I yelled. "It's full of homers".

"Aaya Pasture Puddle (the dumb chinee cannot prounounce my name ) prancing boy cute, like sister-o."

"Homers are not like your SISTEERO, you yellow monkey!" Would YOU like Michael Jackson in YOUR bathroom?"

"Mikuru Jackson haba plenty makeup! Not riku me, Pastur Oldu Cheap-a-skate, you!"

"Why you sassy chink, I'll horsewhip you in a minute for your impertinence!"

"Hoosuwhip THIS (makes disgusting Italian hand gesture) old numbah ten coot, I say so!"

By the time I got back with my whip she had disappeared in the Mercedes. Damn all chinks!

Pastor Pistle,
If I may suggest, during my days of heathenism, I acquired a assortment of many types of whips. If one such chink would return, I would be happy to lend these (now whips of our Saviour) to you if you would like. They vary from a slight "tickle" to "make you stand up and shout your love and adoration for our Saviour Jesus Christ!" These are now collecting dust in my home and are ready actually for the auction block if anyone is interested.

I do hope that your housekeeper does return, that you may show her the hand of (whip too) Our Saviour. They need some kind of sense whipped into them. Everyone around here talks about having one, I am goin' to have to get me one.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Who you call dumb swede mr Pastor? Westerners are vegetabell head not Asian people who are intelligent an can do math.

Yes, I know all about it. I paid a thousand US dollars for my chink housekeeper, Ching Lee, and I was ripped off by her parents who sold me bad goods. SHE WON'T WORK. All she does is yap on a cellphone all day in that heathen language and sass me when I tell her to do something! Last week I caught her watching some disgusting HELLYwood TV show full of homers instead of the Christian Broadcasting network!

"Don't watch that trash, you yellow heathen!", I yelled. "It's full of homers".

"Aaya Pasture Puddle (the dumb chinee cannot prounounce my name ) prancing boy cute, like sister-o."

"Homers are not like your SISTEERO, you yellow monkey!" Would YOU like Michael Jackson in YOUR bathroom?"

"Mikuru Jackson haba plenty makeup! Not riku me, Pastur Oldu Cheap-a-skate, you!"

"Why you sassy chink, I'll horsewhip you in a minute for your impertinence!"

"Hoosuwhip THIS (makes disgusting Italian hand gesture) old numbah ten coot, I say so!"

By the time I got back with my whip she had disappeared in the Mercedes. Damn all chinks!

[robert12345]

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Burgers ad donuts bad food make westerners ill and fat. american burger hardly any meat just fat. Cat good proteing and lean meat. All you round eyes get fatter all teh time and lazier. Chinese and India economies grow faster than american. China once rule the world and will to again.

And when exactly has your "country" ruled the world? And I don't mean ruled by exporting rice and nuddels all over the GLOBE. If I'm not wrong it was Marco Polo who firs introduced you "culture" to Europe.

Perhaps you meant Mongolia, country you built that wall of yours against. But they never ruled the World. Only few imperial forces got near, Britain or France for instance. But today, it's America who runs the world. True.

I know that Indians and Chinese breed like mice, so there is a chance you'll populate the entire world, but that's not ruling. That's only stealing pies.

You may have fancy fireworks and nice skyscrapers but it's still communism. You're just another country where Marx's wonderful ideas were exploited by selfish rulers.

Enjoy your stay.

[Wu Ling]

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LANDOVER DOES ~NOT~ TOLERATE RACISM, YOU DUMB SWEDE!

Who you call dumb swede mr Pastor? Westerners are vegetabell head not Asian people who are intelligent an can do math.

[Wu Ling]

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Listen you yellow slanty eyed Gook, we at Landover ARE NOT RACIST!

For your information, Jesus© died, yes, he died for OUR Sins but only temporarily.
All you slants are going to get trashed when he does come back for not following the word of our Lord and Saviour™.

Now leave the poor Kitty's alone and start eating some real food. Burgers and Donuts will do for a start. Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) and read it before Jesus© gets real mad!

Burgers ad donuts bad food make westerners ill and fat. american burger hardly any meat just fat. Cat good proteing and lean meat. All you round eyes get fatter all teh time and lazier. Chinese and India economies grow faster than american. China once rule the world and will to again.

[Wu Ling]

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You aren't by any chance the owner of that restaurant that cooks kittens, are you???

I do not have restaurant but cat is great delicacy in China but must be prepared properly. Chinese people demand food that is fresh not like american who eat burger moths old. Live cat must be thrown into boiling water and left to almost stop struggling then put in cold water and skinned soon as possible while still a little bit alive. Then can be chopped up eaten. Chinese restaurants always provied cat for Chinese but don';t tell torist. Cat and dog good food just like pig cow and other animal aninmal like vegetabele to be eaten. Only silly westerner think not.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.

LANDOVER DOES ~NOT~ TOLERATE RACISM, YOU DUMB SWEDE!

[Talitha]

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This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.

Listen you yellow slanty eyed Gook, we at Landover ARE NOT RACIST!

For your information, Jesus© died, yes, he died for OUR Sins but only temporarily.
All you slants are going to get trashed when he does come back for not following the word of our Lord and Saviour™.

Now leave the poor Kitty's alone and start eating some real food. Burgers and Donuts will do for a start. Buy yourself a Bible(KJV1611) and read it before Jesus© gets real mad!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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You aren't by any chance the owner of that restaurant that cooks kittens, are you???

[Wu Ling]

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Jesus joins MySpace
Jesus Christ has joined MySpace with an online page advertising his love of beards, extreme water-skiing and the Life of Brian.
it's part of a campaign by the Churches' Advertising Network to provoke debate about God among young people this Christmas.
Posters showing the face of Jesus in beer foam in a pint glass will be accompanied by the question: "Where will you find him?"
The adverts will direct readers to myspace.com/isthisjesus - a page on the social networking site MySpace.
"It may be very arrogant to set up Jesus's MySpace," said Simon Jenkins, of Churches' Advertising Network. "But it is a voyage of exploration. Let's hope God is guiding it in the right direction.
"MySpace is hugely culturally significant. It is the place where young people are most likely to meet up and we need to go to our audience."
The charity, which has teetotal Salvation Army representatives and Methodists as well as members of the Church of England, denied that the pint-glass posters would encourage drinking.
Tony Miles, a Methodist minister, said: "Binge-drinking is a huge problem but this is an image that young people are familiar with and is meant to illustrate that you find God in unexpected places."
The group, which has no formal links with the Roman Catholic Church or the Church of England, has ruffled feathers in previous years by depicting Jesus as Che Guevara.
It has also portrayed the Last Supper as a boardroom meeting of multinational companies, with Judas as Microsoft.

I thinks that Satan may have a hand in this. Your thoughts?

This done by silly american. jesus dead long ago. It is true the Myspace is a silly site. I agree with Landover once but landover is racist american place also.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Dear, you left out the fresh lemon. Anything can be made better with a squuee of fresh lemon.

(I know.. I had Johnny Corina's crab ravilo's tonight)

Helpful, Sister Thumper

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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Extra salt and butter? (perhaps to sprinkle down into Hell to further the sinners' torment?)

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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Godly words, even if they come from a lowly woman. None should ever dare to mock THE TRUTH(tm). This "wit" claiming to be our Savior will burn in Hell along with the rest of his fellow so called humorist.

Indeed. We True Christians™, whose faith has been so cruelly mocked, will get stadium seating to watch their torment. The angels will bring us unlimited popcorn.

[Hushed_Agony]

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I shall BTB, I came across that news in a search engine looking for a pic to reply to a post in our God's one and only forum. And from what I have heard, that myspace is a buncha little boy lovin' lyin' snakes in the grass kiss my a**sh*tfar and applebutter, ran by the cathylicks.....no ma'am, no sir...I do stay away from such places.

I do apologise, here is the site that was on the search engine http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1996560.html

Forgive my lack of posting abilities, I am still makin' my way through this site and it's ways