[XPolicastroX]

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I take that back, Nobar. You're the man. I just realized who you were.

[Nobar King]

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I'll take that as a compliment, I think.

[Widows Son]

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yes Im an athiest, [ . . . ] God made man. Man destroyed God.

WTF? Atheists believe man created, not destroyed, God.

True Christians™ believe we should spell atheist correctly. We Christians recognise Atheists cannot be as well educated as we are, else otherwise they would believe.

[airandfelt]

WTF? Atheists believe man created, not destroyed, God.

True Christians™ believe we should spell atheist correctly. We Christians recognise Atheists cannot be as well educated as we are, else otherwise they would believe.

Not being christian has nothing to do with intelligence. You're talking about blind faith in a god that quite frankly does not exist. If he did then everyone would have the same religious beliefs and he would abolish all other religions. This whole thread is pretty hilarious because all of you Christian douches are so high and mighty for no real reason and think that there are demons among us.
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[Zechariah Smyth]

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Not being christian has nothing to do with intelligence. You're talking about blind faith in a god that quite frankly does not exist. If he did then everyone would have the same religious beliefs and he would abolish all other religions. This whole thread is pretty hilarious because all of you Christian douches are so high and mighty for no real reason and think that there are demons among us.
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Your position would be more convincing if you could back up your wild-eyed claims with Scripture.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Not being christian has nothing to do with intelligence. You're talking about blind faith in a god that quite frankly does not exist. If he did then everyone would have the same religious beliefs and he would abolish all other religions. This whole thread is pretty hilarious because all of you Christian douches are so high and mighty for no real reason and think that there are demons among us.
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Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[airandfelt]

Brother, it becomes easier, through the years, to understand that JESUS created a race of mongs which have almost no obvious physical abnormalities such as we see in Down syndrome and autism. Since the advent of Political Correctness, no one tells these people they are 'tards, so many of them simply become Catholic or Mudslum and go about the everyday business of living their pitiful existence until they forget to look both ways or drink the glass of ammonia they poured to water the plastic flowers or mistake the anti-freeze for kool-aid.

We once had a fine Australian Pastor (Pastor Gargalo) who lived in Sydney and was on fire for JESUS. But he was, as are all Australian TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), very passionate about saving heathens from SATAN and he was cursed, or rather, blessed, with the need to bring EVERYONE TO JESUS. He couldn't. Finally, he had some sort of breakdown, collected an arsenal and spent many years in the jungles of the Solomon Islands struggling to bring the black natives the Word of God and ferreting out witchcraft by burning large groups of witches he captured. We supported him with air drops of guns and ammunition until one day, sadly, he disappeared in the dense jungle and was never heard from again.

But he did form a core group of converts and occasionally an overflight of one of the islands still reveals a tattered square of orange nylon.....our old signal to drop a couple of napalm cannisters on the nearest visible habitation, which we do with all speed!

Many are called, Brother, but few are chosen. Some SATANISTS come here with the premeditated intent of giving us high-blood pressure thrombosis by posting nonsense. Others actually THINK they are making sense, but they are speaking through SATAN and thus they cannot. It is one of the easiest tests for demons....they cannot construct sentences, or their sentences make no sense.

Don't fall for it Brother. You have the love of JESUS in your heart and your soul is heaven-bound. These sinners will spend eternity with SATANS' huge, barbed member slapping at their backsides.

We must minister to these savages and try to lead them to JESUS. It's true that most of them will gargle scalding lava for eternity no matter what, but there is always the chance we can get a few years' worth of tithes out of a few of them to help JESUS prepare little soldiers for the final battle he is coming back to lead. And never fear what ANYONE says to you, God is NOT mocked, and neither is His Internet.

" Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made strong; for I have heard from the Lord God of hosts a consumption, even determined upon the whole earth."--Isaiah 28: 22.

NO one mocks god? I mock him. I dare him to prove that he is real with a modern day, true miracle. Not these "miracles" that those dumb Christian losers come up with. Then again, another view to this is that you are right. God is not mocked because one cannot mock that which does not exist. And my my final statement, god DID NOT create the Internet, so the Internet does not belong to him
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[airandfelt]

Your position would be more convincing if you could back up your wild-eyed claims with Scripture.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

Why would I want to back it up with scripture? The bible is too boring to read. And it's too outdated to be applied to modern day life as you and the rest of this cult do.
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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why would I want to back it up with scripture? The bible is too boring to read. And it's too outdated to be applied to modern day life as you and the rest of this cult do.
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Your problem is that you can't understand Scripture. The Bible tells us that's because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[airandfelt]

Your problem is that you can't understand Scripture. The Bible tells us that's because your father is satan.

I understand scripture. It's in English, I speak English and read it quite well. Therefore I can comprehend the words, but i do not believe the religious babblings of some crazy guy that decided to make a book, or the other crazy people that decided to add on to it later.
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[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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I understand scripture. It's in English, I speak English and read it quite well. Therefore I can comprehend the words, but i do not believe the religious babblings of some crazy guy that decided to make a book, or the other crazy people that decided to add on to it later.
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Then I hope you enjoy Hell.

Oh, and have you written to President Obama to tell him you think he's crazy yet?

[airandfelt]

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Sirs, I congratulate you on your work here. Your preaching knows no bounds. I shall join you in your war to win souls for Christ.

[Bill Welch]

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Man this thread is HILARIOUS. I clicked on it in Google and got some people saying that retards are devil children while the one truth sayer was shouted down. This is something you would expect to find in the Onion, I mean
"I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthanized immediately."
wtf
You people are such Nazi's. I never thought a level of ignorance this high was possible. You say that poor people and blacks shouldn't be aloud to breed then say that you're not racist. If God DID exist he would be ashamed that people like you all are so hateful and use him as an excuse. Mr. T pity's you.

[John Creeser]

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Man this thread is HILARIOUS. I clicked on it in Google and got some people saying that retards are devil children while the one truth sayer was shouted down. This is something you would expect to find in the Onion, I mean
"I think that unless the retardeds are mentally and physically able to assist in our noble and Godly efforts to close all the abortion clinics in the USA, they should be euthanized immediately."
wtf
You people are such Nazi's. I never thought a level of ignorance this high was possible. You say that poor people and blacks shouldn't be aloud to breed then say that you're not racist. If God DID exist he would be ashamed that people like you all are so hateful and use him as an excuse. Mr. T pity's you.

Thanks for persecuting us godmocking fool.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.

Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.

Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.

1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:

Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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"Retards are the Devil's Children" is one of my favorite hymns. My wife Delores often plays it on our spinet organ on evenings when we're not at Bible Study.