[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

You Christians are racist and religionists. So you don't care about anyone else and you think God wants that?

No, fool!
If we didn't care, we wouldn't preach to you, nor rebuke you. That's pretty obvious isn't it?
Or rather, it would be for someone of average and above intelligence..

God wants us to preach and to rebuke, and to hate the congregation of evil-doers.. Which of course includes cathylicks.
And yes, I have Bible for all of this, so shut your trap and open a Bible! (KJV1611)

[SoccerItalia]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

You Christians are racist and religionists. So you don't care about anyone else and you think God wants that?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

I already know this from bitter personal experience because according to them I am not Saved either, and am not a True Christian (even though I support real science, history, literature and comparative religion, have a background in theology and am a real minister of the Episcopal Church)

Sigh.. stop being such an idiot.
Do you honestly think that your human-given titles and whatever opinons you have, or what worldy works you do, matter in the eyes of God?
And not if you have FAITH?

Are you really that stupid to think you can somehow impress Allmighty God, the Creator of all that is?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Hello Bexz, I must have missed this post of yours earlier.

Did you miss this post as well:

sorry for all your gullable notions, my friend, but when you die, that's it, your dead in the ground, there is no afterlife, lets wait and see (or not)





Like I said I do not fear or hate the non - existant, I do not love the non existant either.

She denies God even more blatantly than you do.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Jesus killed her. It was in all the papers.

I do hope that you are joking... I bet she just left cause of bible-thumpers like you. Sucks that there's one less sane person on this forum...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

And by the way, whatever happened to Dances with Joy? I haven't seen much of her, as of lately... She was nice.

Jesus killed her. It was in all the papers.

[Miss Hikari]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Well well speak of the devil....Brother Jeb's little girl goes missing and who should turn up but the opium-addled chink Hinkari....

I'm glad you missed me Zekey. I haven't seen Jeb's kid, cause I live pretty far away from Landover... I doubt a kid her age could get to San Francisco anyway.....

It must be Ornamental mating season. If she brings the Catlicker schoolgirl outfit, I'm sure Hitoshi'd be glad to bring the tentacles. Or vice versa.

Um..... I'm taken and to be blunt, Hitoshi's not that good looking...
And by the way, whatever happened to Dances with Joy? I haven't seen much of her, as of lately... She was nice.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

Hi Minister Noddy! I do tithe to Jesus and I have been saved but people here still won't accept me, can you give me any advice. Thankyou XX

Hello Bexz, I must have missed this post of yours earlier. Here's the really bad news. Only Landover Baptists are truly SAVED and are TRUE CHRISTIANS.

Only Landover Baptists are Godly. They are simply going by the KJV1611 Bible literally, word for word in God's favorite language English. If Jesus hates some people and loves others, then they follow His example.

True Landover Baptists don't SIN, they are SAVED, so they are incapable of sin. To be a Christian and also believe in science and evolution isn't good enough, and you will get slammed bigtime.

I already know this from bitter personal experience because according to them I am not Saved either, and am not a True Christian (even though I support real science, history, literature and comparative religion, have a background in theology and am a real minister of the Episcopal Church)

As for tithing, what can I (as a namby pamby sissy false-christian anglican-episcopal communion minister) say? I tithe at my own church too. But here the True Christians want you to Tithe to Landover only.

I would pray for you Bexz, but the True Christians claim that Jesus doesn't answer the prayers of the Unsaved, so that would be a prayer from one unsaved to another, and fruitless.

... still I am wishing you all the best, noddy xx

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: This is what happens when you don't spank kids

I'm a bit upset by this thread. Noone has mentioned BEXZ spelling, grammar or punctuation. Its been irking me. God dictated the KJV in English, hence it is his favourite language. Bexz would you mind terribly if you stopped spitting in the face of Jesus and used his language correctly? Any debate you enter into can only benefit your credibility if you eschew the phonetic hillbilly pidgin that you shove in our faces. God loves correctness. Moreso, God hates those who stray from his guidance. Keep that in mind before you choose to debate those among us who love God, His Word and spellcheck.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

More with the popcorn? Well, I suppose a bit of unsalted, unbuttered wouldn't hurt.

Hmmmm, I like my popcorn buttered and salted! yummmmmy!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

sorry for all your gullable notions, my friend, but when you die, that's it, your dead in the ground, there is no afterlife, lets wait and see (or not)

Sure. let's wait and see.
Remember we've warned you, and told you of Jesus, so now you have no excuse to tell Jesus when He dropkicks you into hell! Glory!

Personally, I KNOW I'm Saved and going to Heaven.
I also know that you're afraid of us being right.. that's why you're here, not to convince us.. but to convince yourself that you're right.

Like I said I do not fear or hate the non - existant, I do not love the non existant either.

So you simply dedicate this much time to that which you don't care about?
Yeah.. that makes sense.

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

Thanks for the good idea, sister.
I'm having myself some popcorn right now.

[Bexz]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

[QUOTE]

No.. But I'll see you.
Because you see; you can see hell from Heaven.
And frankly, it will be quite glorious to see you burn forever in the lake of fire. Praise!

sorry for all your gullable notions, my friend, but when you die, that's it, your dead in the ground, there is no afterlife, lets wait and see (or not)

If you were that sure God is non-existant.. That He was pure fiction:
Then I seriously doubt you would dedicate this much time to hating Him.

Like I said I do not fear or hate the non - existant, I do not love the non existant either.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

More with the popcorn? Well, I suppose a bit of unsalted, unbuttered wouldn't hurt.

[Seeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

This thread calls for some popcorn. Anyone want some?

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Where is that little brat?!!

see you down there!!...................

No.. But I'll see you.
Because you see; you can see hell from Heaven.
And frankly, it will be quite glorious to see you burn forever in the lake of fire. Praise!

I do not fear the non - existant

If you were that sure God is non-existant.. That He was pure fiction:
Then I seriously doubt you would dedicate this much time to hating Him.
Or do you also yap about the evil of Darth Vader and your hate of Superman all-day long?