[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

Praise God!!! You are a one true pastor of the end times!!! I do believe.Now please pray that 7 am in the morning does not come toooo soon. I am reaching, I know there is some verse in the bible that does say something that the Lord will give you strength in the morning if you stay up all night or something... lol...or stress...or he will give you no more than you can handle.. I think we both need to claim that verse right now!!

I don't. In Hawaii it is just now ten PM. Time for dinner.

[Seeker]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

Honey, if I can unnerstand those homer goths, I can do anything.

Praise God!!! You are a one true pastor of the end times!!! I do believe.Now please pray that 7 am in the morning does not come toooo soon. I am reaching, I know there is some verse in the bible that does say something that the Lord will give you strength in the morning if you stay up all night or something... lol...or stress...or he will give you no more than you can handle.. I think we both need to claim that verse right now!!

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

Didjagetit? lol?

Honey, if I can unnerstand those homer goths, I can do anything.

[Seeker]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

Holy mackal, der Andyyyyy. Did you write that?!?!?!? Goodnessgracious!

Didjagetit? lol?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

You are a funny ....coolhelldamnationpastorbetterthanrodparlseyand evenbetterthanjimmyswaggartmixedwithalittlejimbake rendtimespeopleandthefalsewordoffaithteacerssuchas tbnandicantbelievepeoplefollowbishopjakesandbennya ndsomejanandpaulcrouchkirkcameronandheshouldhavema deenoughmoneyongrowingpainsthanthetheallthosebooks thatpeoplespenttheirmoneyonandhimandchelseacollect edfortheirfivekidsworduptheleftbehindseriesisajoke andallthosepeoplethatthinkthatistrueandspenttheirh ardernmoneytobescrewed.

Holy mackal, der Andyyyyy. Did you write that?!?!?!? Goodnessgracious!

[Seeker]

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Pm me. I'll fix it.

You are a funny ....coolhelldamnationpastorbetterthanrodparlseyand evenbetterthanjimmyswaggartmixedwithalittlejimbake rendtimespeopleandthefalsewordoffaithteacerssuchas tbnandicantbelievepeoplefollowbishopjakesandbennya ndsomejanandpaulcrouchkirkcameronandheshouldhavema deenoughmoneyongrowingpainsthanthetheallthosebooks thatpeoplespenttheirmoneyonandhimandchelseacollect edfortheirfivekidsworduptheleftbehindseriesisajoke andallthosepeoplethatthinkthatistrueandspenttheirh ardernmoneytobescrewed.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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*curse you people, oh how you love to play...That is nottttt how I typed my post. lol!

Pm me. I'll fix it.

[Seeker]

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*curse you people, oh how you love to play...That is nottttt how I typed my post. lol!

[Seeker]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

You sig may be as long as JESUS allows it to be.

Praise Jebus, that is a lot of air space! Okay because I just wanted to add one more verse and another couple of lines. Sorry I am so programedfrom another board and all the rules.Thank you.It is Labor day weekend! What have you all done so far? I hope you did your devotions, (hopefully not Beth Moore stuff) cuz that would be true labor in itself. And prayer time in the closet.I could not get those evil family members out of my house. They just wanted to talk about Dave Ramsey and that 10% tithes thing. Then that reminded me to go to Walmart and stock up on groceries. That I did. They had the cutest kids clothes on sale. (I prayed before I went to find the sweatshop bargains)My bedtime is 2 am this morning. I do have to run tomorrow sometime.(like 4 miles) But I think there should be just a thread in this forum for just a certian fun chat for certian well saved memebers. hint..Peace and goodwell to LOB!!! Until we meet again.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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You are right and thanks for understanding.I have another question...lol...no this is an easy one. Is there a certain length on this board for a person signature? I wanted to type more under mine, but I thought this type of board it would not work, so I just kept it simple.Hey now that I can use the pm button, just maybe I should ask there. Why aren't the smilies working for me now?

You sig may be as long as JESUS allows it to be.

[Seeker]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

I understand. You go to churches and listen to ministers. They have no clue. They just want you to come back next week for another dose of "I'm OK, you're OK" and toss another double sawbuck into the plate. But we at Landover follow what the Bible ACTUALLY SAYS. Many are called to God, but few are chosen because they simply refuse to listen.

Look at almost any new poster to the forum. The first thing they say is "I was taught that God loves all His children" and they want to argue about it. Can they show me that in Scripture? No. It isn't there. The next thing they say is some daffodil nonsense about "Jesus came back and changed the Law of God". Is THAT in the Bible? No. What did Jesus REALLY SAY? Matthew 5 contains JESUS' exact words from the Sermon on the Mount.

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

There it is, DIRECT FROM JESUS! No one can argue against that, but they do. And then they get mad when we tell them they are wrong. But they won't go and look it up or, if they do, they don't believe their own Bible. Maybe they think we magically changed it during the last few seconds. We didn't. Those people are doomed to the pit, plain and simple.

You are right and thanks for understanding.I have another question...lol...no this is an easy one. Is there a certain length on this board for a person signature? I wanted to type more under mine, but I thought this type of board it would not work, so I just kept it simple.Hey now that I can use the pm button, just maybe I should ask there. Why aren't the smilies working for me now?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

When I said the 144444000 something jews I was talking about salvationseekers post to be clear.Yes, I do have a right to jump from books to books because that is what it takes to have a clear understanding.I got it. There is no such thing as the rapture .... right? If you grew up with what I was taught and the many churches that I have attended. (before I was truly saved and god sent me to LO You would not accuse me of drinking beer..at all... Maybe prosac or something.

I understand. You go to churches and listen to ministers. They have no clue. They just want you to come back next week for another dose of "I'm OK, you're OK" and toss another double sawbuck into the plate. But we at Landover follow what the Bible ACTUALLY SAYS. Many are called to God, but few are chosen because they simply refuse to listen.

Look at almost any new poster to the forum. The first thing they say is "I was taught that God loves all His children" and they want to argue about it. Can they show me that in Scripture? No. It isn't there. The next thing they say is some daffodil nonsense about "Jesus came back and changed the Law of God". Is THAT in the Bible? No. What did Jesus REALLY SAY? Matthew 5 contains JESUS' exact words from the Sermon on the Mount.

Matthew 5:17 "Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil."

There it is, DIRECT FROM JESUS! No one can argue against that, but they do. And then they get mad when we tell them they are wrong. But they won't go and look it up or, if they do, they don't believe their own Bible. Maybe they think we magically changed it during the last few seconds, but we didn't. Those people are doomed to the pit, plain and simple.

[Seeker]

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O.o I just thought of something. Them 7th day adventist( or whomever) just might have this subject down pretty well. Well besides that they are mostly a vegetarian people. But they do teach this kind of thing....hmmmm...They will be here during the trib. I only know this because I used to live next door to them. They gave me more tracks/pamphlets then coupons I got from the paper.

[Seeker]

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Oh big mouth Ann Coulter....Puke!!!!!

[Seeker]

Re: Erm, does LBC believe in the rapture

When I said the 144444000 something jews I was talking about salvationseekers post to be clear.Yes, I do have a right to jump from books to books because that is what it takes to have a clear understanding.I got it. There is no such thing as the rapture .... right? If you grew up with what I was taught and the many churches that I have attended. (before I was truly saved and god sent me to LO You would not accuse me of drinking beer..at all... Maybe prosac or something.