God Box: New Ones In; Old Ones Out

[Johny Joe Hold]

Groups are always coming up with new gods. Catholics call a new god a "Saint", same thing.

There is a surplus of gods. I mean, who can really keep track of them? What we need is a God Box for all the nonChristian gods. When it's full, adding a new god means an old one has to go.

Here is a new one for the box: La Santa Muerta

According to www.nationalgeographic.com this new lady god, the Saint of Death, appeared very recently. Because she is "nonjudgemental" she is a big hit with prisioners doing time in Mexico.

I'm sorry someone's favorite saint or god would have to go to make room for Lady Death. Maybe we could make a nice box for the old ones labeled "Didn't Work Out".

[BelieverInGod]

Re: God Box: New Ones In; Old Ones Out

Here is a new one for the box: La Santa Muerta

According to www.nationalgeographic.com this new lady god, the Saint of Death, appeared very recently. Because she is "nonjudgemental" she is a big hit with prisioners doing time in Mexico.

This is really starting to grate on my nerves. Constantly making up Gods that let you do whatever you want. Even backwards tribes that worship volcanoes aren't that stupid.