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  • #136
    Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Tosh and nonsense. I have a very strong love of Jesus and a very strong hatred of faggots, Mohammedans, and men with long hair, but that doesn't make me emo now does it?
    Guess what? It's not nonsense. It's truth. And makes more sense then any of the actual nonsense you people spout on a regular basis. ^^

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    • #137
      Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

      Read my reply on the last page, BT, I explained what I meant, and Poison was right in his explanation. I said that you were insulting Strawberries in a similar matter to how you might insult other gay people who found their way here. (Or have in the past)
      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 09-06-2007, 12:57 AM.
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      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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      • #138
        Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Where in the Holy Bible does it say that?
        The bible is mosty bs, so problem solved there.

        She said, and I quote, that we'd "been saying similar things to Strawberries".
        You just proved my point...

        That's because you've never met a Christian before. I'm surprised you've heard of Jesus.
        I'm surrounded by them, I'm just not a huge fan of the OT.
        Oh, druggies, eh?
        Not in the slightest.

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        • #139
          Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

          Originally posted by Pointless__x View Post
          Quit putting women down, they're equal!
          Nonsense! Ever since Eve was fashioned as an afterthought from one of Adam's ribs and was instrumental in causing the fall of mankind from Eden, we are men's lessors just as God intends for us, and that's the way it should be! I can't even imagine what it must be like for men, having to carry the weight of the world on their shoulders!
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          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

          Blogging for CHRIST!
          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
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          • #140
            Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
            The bible is mosty bs, so problem solved there.
            I dare you to say that to God's face.
            I'm surrounded by them, I'm just not a huge fan of the OT.
            What bits do you like then? Romans 1? The book of My Chemical Romance? The bit where it explains why God wants you to enrage him by being a depraved emo and buggering men in a sodomitical fashion?
            Not in the slightest.
            You mean this is you operating at full mental capacity, without the inflence of any mind-altering drugs at all? Good Lord.
            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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            • #141
              Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

              Until you found Jesus, of course. I still think you should drop the "minister" part of your name here in case unSaved people start thinking the Lord encourages that sort of thing in women. We are vessels for birthing our husbands' children, and then babysitters after our children have children. Anything else is just too unseemly!
              Yes of course Sister Mary Maria! ...

              Until I got Jesus recently, and came to understand that the theology I was practicing is actually foreign to the literal truth of the Bible.

              Should my name be changed on the board? Someone else has to do that for me. Anyway, what do you think my name should be from now on?

              I'm signing my name as plain 'noddy' on my posts, but should I be Sister Noddy now? I would like the sound of two names, as I have now, but the 'minister' should be changed

              And yes I guess you could say I'm retired, and a loving babysitter and homemaker now, Sister MM
              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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              • #142
                Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!
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                • #143
                  Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                  Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                  I dare you to say that to God's face.
                  Kind of hard to do when he doesn't exist.

                  What bits do you like then? Romans 1? The book of My Chemical Romance? The bit where it explains why God wants you to enrage him by being a depraved emo and buggering men in a sodomitical fashion?
                  I actually find the bible extremely boring, which is one of the greatest causes for me not reading it. And FYI: MCR kicks ass.

                  You mean this is you operating at full mental capacity, without the inflence of any mind-altering drugs at all? Good Lord.
                  I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.

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                  • #144
                    Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                    Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post

                    Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!
                    Ooooooh I would be honored to be Sister Noddy now, Sister Thumper!

                    You can do caps for first letters this time (when I first signed in I did both names lower case)

                    Oh this is soooo exciting Sisters, praise JESUS!
                    1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                    1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                    1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                    Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                    Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                    • #145
                      Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                      Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
                      Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!
                      I wholeheartedly agree!
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                      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                      Blogging for CHRIST!
                      Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                      All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                      Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                      On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                      My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                      • #146
                        Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                        Originally posted by Poison__x View Post
                        I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.
                        Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #147
                          Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?
                          I have ADHD, not my fault. And the music I listen to is wonderful

                          Once again, why would I be licking a window?

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                          • #148
                            Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                            Originally posted by Poison__x View Post

                            Once again, why would I be licking a window?
                            Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #149
                              Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post

                              I wholeheartedly agree!
                              Thank you Sister Maria!

                              ... just thrilled, Sister Noddy
                              1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                              1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...

                              1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                              Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                              Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                              • #150
                                Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

                                Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                                Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?
                                I have a mental disability, yes. And I'm open about it. If you don't like me then piffle off.

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