[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

extremely boring, which is one of the greatest causes for me not reading it.

If you're talking about this thread, then I agree. THIS THREAD IS NOW CLOSED.

Poison ("Every rose has a thorrrrrrrrn"), if you don't learn to debate like a grown-up I will put you on moderation, which means nothing you write gets posted unless we approve it first.

Teen-age debate works like this:

TEEN A: This is my opinion.
TEEN B: I'm an insecure, conformist loser, therefore I now have the same opinion as Teen A!

Grown up debate is different. We need actual REASONS to agree with you. You must present evidence, especially from the Bible. We are conformists, yes, but we conform to the will of the LORD and not whatever the last scrawny zip-lip happened to say.

[Sister Rebecca]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Geesh.
God put His words into our dear Pastor's fingertips in order for him to start this great site for His pleasure.
Homers are so retarded.

[.Sarcastic.Strawberries.]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Kinda hard for a dead person to have a favorite forum.

It's VERY hard. Jesus died before the internet was ever even invented. :]

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Fine, I shall piffle off from Jesus' favourite forums and never post here again because a retarded homer told me to. Good day.

Kinda hard for a dead person to have a favorite forum.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I have a mental disability, yes. And I'm open about it. If you don't like me then piffle off.

Fine, I shall piffle off from Jesus' favourite forums and never post here again because a retarded homer told me to. Good day.

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?

I have a mental disability, yes. And I'm open about it. If you don't like me then piffle off.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I wholeheartedly agree!

Thank you Sister Maria!

... just thrilled, Sister Noddy

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Once again, why would I be licking a window?

Same reason you deny God, think MCR count as "music", and need to take pills so you can sit still: Jesus made you retarded. Do you hate God because you're retarded, or did He make you retarded as punishment for hating Him?

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?

I have ADHD, not my fault. And the music I listen to is wonderful

Once again, why would I be licking a window?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.

Oh, you're a special needs kid. Knowing that God cursed you with mongoloidism, I can almost forgive you for being an emo homer with awful taste in music, but not quite. Any chance you could stop licking the window for long enough to repent of your sins and accept Jesus into your life?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!

I wholeheartedly agree!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!

Ooooooh I would be honored to be Sister Noddy now, Sister Thumper!

You can do caps for first letters this time (when I first signed in I did both names lower case)

Oh this is soooo exciting Sisters, praise JESUS!

[Poison__x]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

I dare you to say that to God's face.

Kind of hard to do when he doesn't exist.

What bits do you like then? Romans 1? The book of My Chemical Romance? The bit where it explains why God wants you to enrage him by being a depraved emo and buggering men in a sodomitical fashion?

I actually find the bible extremely boring, which is one of the greatest causes for me not reading it. And FYI: MCR kicks ass.

You mean this is you operating at full mental capacity, without the inflence of any mind-altering drugs at all? Good Lord.

I take Ritalin, but that's for different purposes than what you talk about.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Sister Noddy is a LOVELY name!

[Sister Noddy]

Re: You have convinced me I was wrong about you

Until you found Jesus, of course. I still think you should drop the "minister" part of your name here in case unSaved people start thinking the Lord encourages that sort of thing in women. We are vessels for birthing our husbands' children, and then babysitters after our children have children. Anything else is just too unseemly!

Yes of course Sister Mary Maria! ...

Until I got Jesus recently, and came to understand that the theology I was practicing is actually foreign to the literal truth of the Bible.

Should my name be changed on the board? Someone else has to do that for me. Anyway, what do you think my name should be from now on?

I'm signing my name as plain 'noddy' on my posts, but should I be Sister Noddy now? I would like the sound of two names, as I have now, but the 'minister' should be changed

And yes I guess you could say I'm retired, and a loving babysitter and homemaker now, Sister MM