[God's Cruzateher]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

but i dont really know any more.

Praise Jesus!!! It appears Satan is loosing his grip on this wayward soul. The light of the Lord in all of its incandescent glory is not to be dismissed out of turn. Pray for the Holy Spirit to wash over you so that you may be willing to accept the Lord as your saviour and have everlasting life!!


"But ye shall receive power, after that the Holy Ghost is come upon you"

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

i am not going to lie i did have amny difficulties growing up and pains so yes i saught else where for love and healing and landed up with pagan faiths. but sense then i have been well and now have a husband and a son. the idea of a high priestess is a hard title to claim as it is more difficult than christian college in a way it is course that last three years three days and pledging your self as an apprentice. but i dont really know any more.

I can see why, lets look at the requirements for being a High Priestess.

• Must be able to perform sex acts with goats.
• Must enjoy the taste of roast baby flesh
• Must be willing to kill in cold blood.
• Must weigh over 290lbs.
• View Dungeons and Dragons as a life guide.
• Thinks she was an Atlantin Princess™ in her Past Life®.
• Be willing to swallow blatant and utterly ludicrous historical revisionism like being part of an "ancient" religion from the 1950s.

Not many women can fill that roll.

[paganfool]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

i am not going to lie i did have amny difficulties growing up and pains so yes i saught else where for love and healing and landed up with pagan faiths. but sense then i have been well and now have a husband and a son. the idea of a high priestess is a hard title to claim as it is more difficult than christian college in a way it is course that last three years three days and pledging your self as an apprentice. but i dont really know any more.

[handmaiden]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

Sillyvainyou;

You apparently have had some difficulties in your life which led you to seek the warm and fuzzy comfort of your shallow, little gods.

Most people who have actual visions are recommended to mental health clinics.

Your desperate need to feel validated has led you to undergo some ritual or other so that you can claim the title of "high priestess."

You claim to know the Bible and yet cannot see it for what it is.

The Bible has had more impact on human society than your silly pagan-patische of beliefs. It's adherents --certainly the misguided ones who cop out on a true committment to its every word -- represent a powerful force in this world. (We at LBC rest in the power of the Word.)

Your pagan protection means nothing and your curses against us and anyone else you deem against you are laughable.

We tell it like it is in the Bible. We don't sugar coat it. That said, we acknowledge its hard truths-- most of which many in the world have rejected.

The folks at LBC have maintained a mien that is calm and collected. Your responses suggest you are in a spittle-emitting rage.

Are you really angry at us or the parents and other people who have let you down in the past? Are you mad at religion, (no, that can't be it, since you seem willing to accept one of the most bubble-gum versions around) or are you mad at the Bible or God or Jesus or what?

You're clearly hurt and angry over something. And you're using your energy blasting us instead of seeking help from a professional.

Do the members of your "council" and others with whom you play at religion really have your best interests in mind? Where is the money coming from to supply the logistical needs of their worship venues and practices? What do they require of you? Money, unquestioning belief in their ideas and methods, your body? Are you allowed to consider if their teachings are sound, or would you lose your only sense of affiliation to a social group if you expressed doubt? Losing such a connection can be harder than giving up your imaginary friends, Hera and Hecate.

You are encouraged to remain here and consider our position, taking care to mull thoughtfully over the Bible verses kindly provided.

Please don't waste your time defending paganism. We really have no respect for it and will hardly be swayed. We do have more respect for you than you may realize and we are deeply concerned about your spiritual and mental wellbeing.

Sincerely yours,

Handmaiden

p.s. note to the brothers, I do not mean to suggest that God has any mercy towards unbelievers; the Bible clearly states otherwise. My prayers for mercy extend to any who are suffering headaches due to the repetative nature and poor quality of so many pagan posts.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

I have read all the posts here, and this is truly frightening--- that some people not only choose to rebuke Jesus, but they live in woodland huts and worship rocks.

You ought to get right with Jesus, come out of the forest, and put some plastic covers on your furniture like normal people.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: it definitely is a joke

It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.

Then why are your posts allowed on here? Why haven't we turned your posts into positive blessings of our site? Why bother doing such things when it would be much easier just to delete and IP ban any dissenters.

Or do you think the government is watching you through your TV as well?

[Dirk]

Re: it definitely is a joke

It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.

Your post is a joke my friend. Read the KJV 1611 Bible before God punishes you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

It is definitely not a joke 'noneofyourconcern'.

Your words don't need to be 'censored' or your posts 'edited' - you are incriminating yourselves.

How can you deny the True Word of the Bible?

Let's take a look at what it reveals about sylvauria, who said 'I have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess.'

Isaiah 57: 8:
8 Behind your doors and your doorposts
you have put your pagan symbols.
Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed,
you climbed into it and opened it wide;
you made a pact with those whose beds you love,
and you looked on their nakedness.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+57:8&version=NIV

This is the very words of the Holy Bible, and this is what sylvauria is - a god-forsaking pagan! (and most likely also a promiscuous whore, pardon my language).

You forsake the Lord Jesus and instead follow false religions!

Ask yourself whether eternal damnation in Hell is a joke.

I for one know where I will be going - to Heaven to spend eternity with my Lord Jesus!

Amen!

Well said. Why not start an introduction thread of your own, so we can better get to know you?

[Servant 777]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

It is definitely not a joke 'noneofyourconcern'.

Your words don't need to be 'censored' or your posts 'edited' - you are incriminating yourselves.

How can you deny the True Word of the Bible?

Let's take a look at what it reveals about sylvauria, who said 'I have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess.'

Isaiah 57: 8:
8 Behind your doors and your doorposts
you have put your pagan symbols.
Forsaking me, you uncovered your bed,
you climbed into it and opened it wide;
you made a pact with those whose beds you love,
and you looked on their nakedness.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Isaiah+57:8&version=NIV

This is the very words of the Holy Bible, and this is what sylvauria is - a god-forsaking pagan! (and most likely also a promiscuous whore, pardon my language).

You forsake the Lord Jesus and instead follow false religions!

Ask yourself whether eternal damnation in Hell is a joke.

I for one know where I will be going - to Heaven to spend eternity with my Lord Jesus!

Amen!

[Noneofyourconcern]

it definitely is a joke

It is a joke lol, all they do is edit your posts and censor your words when you speak out against them so it looks like they have more followers.

EDIT: Rubish, we only edit and delete post to stop trolls from hijacking the forum. Bobby-Joe

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand . . .

If there is one thing clear in mythology, it is that those
gods are EXTREMELY TOUCHY. And EXTREMELY TOUCHY about almost everything.

If they are "understanding", then they are not who you think they are. (And you have essentially admitted you are being deceived)

You're not someone I would put my faith in, nor would I allow others to do so.

Compulsive gullibility is not a virtue.

[sylvauria]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

i actually have no tats, no piercings, and have never touched an illegal substance its actually frowned upon by us because it risks esp. further herbs we use are for good and healing. and the image i saw was used with candle magicks no herbs at that time were involved. thanks

[Bogdana Alkeav]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

please someone tell me that this is a religious bs site. i pray to the gods it is because if you believe the things you post you honestly do deserve a christian's hell. i have been a pagan for 13 years "wiccan" and am a high priestess. and i am here to tell you you dont have a clue what a pagan or a wiccan is and that karma is a B**** to endure. may the goddess show you mercy because i am all out.

sylvauria, you claim to believe in the Greek pantheon of gods because you "saw" one of them and "feel their presence" in your life.

At the same time, millions of Christians claim to feel Jesus' presence in the Bible.

There are millions of Muslims who claim to feel Allah working in their lives.

Hindus have a whole pantheon of gods unrelated to the Greeks, and theirs date back much further.

People believe they can reach nirvana through meditation.

People believe they remember past lives.

People believe they have died temporarily and seen heaven.

People believe that angels visit them.

People believe they can predict the future.

People believe they have been abducted by aliens.

People believe the world is controlled by giant lizards.

Your personal feelings and experiences clearly are NOT a good standard to judge the world by. Why not use logic and reason?

By the way, historians can detail how the myths of the Greeks were created and adapted through the centuries, most of them being based on earlier gods of other cultures that started out completely different and changed over time. Why exactly do you believe they are real???

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

No we consider "herbs" being a stoner.

That would certainly explain how she manages to "see" all of those ancient Greek deities.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: landlover, tell me its a joke.

i do practice docterine and rituals of my belief rigerously who said i did not?

and in this day and age we have to change some of the sacrafices yes but the gods understand. and no thanx im happy where i am worshiping the true gods and their will.

Who said you did not? You just said you did not. It is quite clear, gtesylvania, that you make up your ancient religion as you go along.