[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

See!? See!? Satan has you under his bony thumb even now!

I thank God everyday that we have Pastor Zeke on board here.

There are so many people who get in over their heads on these theological matters. Satan waits patiently for these people, lurking. Then, just before he pounces on them, Pastor steps in and correctly points out the tactics Satan is using.

I believe Pastor is about to save another soul for Jesus in this thread. I'm waiting for the next round of posts.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Do you realize that Satan does not exist?

See!? See!? Satan has you under his bony thumb even now!

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Don't you realize that it is satan's greatest trick to make people believe that God doesn't exist, that Jesus never existed, that there is no Heaven or hell? Do you really want to fall for that and be known as satan's fool?

Do you realize that Satan does not exist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Why would I apologize to something that does not exist?

Don't you realize that it is satan's greatest trick to make people believe that God doesn't exist, that Jesus never existed, that there is no Heaven or hell? Do you really want to fall for that and be known as satan's fool?

Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Don't apologize to us, apologize to Jesus.

Why would I apologize to something that does not exist?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

God doesn't exist. Sorry. =(

Bible is not the word of God either. Sorry. =(

Don't apologize to us, apologize to Jesus.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Then why bother telling and using it as an argument, but when I put you straight (you're a homer??), all the sudden it's not an argument. Lies, lies, lies.

I never used it as an argument. Sorry. =(

So you admit it's not perfect as you claimed here!
Perfection and good are 2 different words with 2 different meanings, make up your mind before God smites you.

God doesn't exist. Sorry. =(

Because it's not the Word of God that's why!

Bible is not the word of God either. Sorry. =(

[Dirk]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

That was my personal opinion. It wasn't meant to be an argument.

Then why bother telling and using it as an argument, but when I put you straight (you're a homer??), all the sudden it's not an argument. Lies, lies, lies.

I consider it as a good book.

So you admit it's not perfect as you claimed here!
Perfection and good are 2 different words with 2 different meanings, make up your mind before God smites you.

My answer is pretty much same as the ones answered already. Why don't you read those?

Because it's not the Word of God that's why!

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Here is the flaw: You consider any bible is extremely imperfect (including the Holy KJV1611 Bible). But since when does consider mean it is? Considering does not verify a fact. So by that logic, you are not stating a fact here!

That was my personal opinion. It wasn't meant to be an argument.

You say the King James Bible 1611 is boring, yet you read Charles Darwin? What is so consistent about his book?

I consider it as a good book.

Why don't you look here and answer these questions?
I'm sure your Demon Darwin knows all the answers.
Care to explain this?
Also, answer this

My answer is pretty much same as the ones answered already. Why don't you read those?

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Well thanks for spewing that hatefulness here on our Christian forum.

Amen to that brother!

[Dirk]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

I consider any bible extremely imperfect.

Here is the flaw: You consider any bible is extremely imperfect (including the Holy KJV1611 Bible). But since when does consider mean it is? Considering does not verify a fact. So by that logic, you are not stating a fact here!

It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.

You say the King James Bible 1611 is boring, yet you read Charles Demonworshipper Darwin? What is so consistent about his book? Why don't you look here and answer these questions? I'm sure your Demon Darwin knows all the answers.
Care to explain this?
Also, answer this

Seems Demon Darwin can't answer those huh?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.

Why do you assume I did not read it? And it is not even close to being as perfect as the KJV1611 Holy Bible! E.g. even secular scientists are certain Charles Darwin was completely mistaken on things like on the Eozoon. There is even a complete book by Richard Leakey about the many mistakes Charles Darwin made!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.

Well thanks for spewing that hatefulness here on our Christian forum.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

If you really read the entire KJV1611 Holy Bible you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no ordinary person could ever have created it.

I consider any bible extremely imperfect. It has a lot of holes and the text is boring. If you really read the entire Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Species you will notice it is so perfect, so extremely consistent, so crystal clear, that no religion is close to that perfectness.

[Dirk]

Re: The WE LOVE TO LIE Lutherans

Can I get an amen?