[BelieverInGod]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

Okay that does it.
Something at this forum is not as it seems to be =S
These reactions are not natural for christians nor is the behaviour.

Why because we're not all fuzzy-wuzzy like false Christians?

Have you actually read the Bible? I mean really read it? Maybe one in a hundred people who claim to be Christian actually read and follow the Bible, the rest just go to church on Sunday to hear how they're going to heaven and even read "translated" bibles that take all of the 'bad' stuff out. Some don't even use the whole Bible anymore and just use the New Testament.

It's sad and disgusting, but we were warned about it.
Matthew 7:15 Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

[AtheistZ]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

Okay that does it.
Something at this forum is not as it seems to be =S
These reactions are not natural for christians nor is the behaviour.

[True Disciple]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

And speaking of WW II. May I just add two important words?

John Wayne.

He more or less won that war single handedly, except for a little help from George C. Scott.

Really, haven't those Europeans learned anything about history?

Well, I was born in Europe, and it turns out that in Europe, the history books are trying to downplay the role America played in the Second World War by teaching the "Stalingrad hoax."

The myth that goes around there is that the Second World War, at least the European Part, happened primarily in Russia, where both Germany and the Soviet Union supposedly lost millions of soldiers, which then would have been the turning point in the war where Germany started to lose initiative. The "Eastern Front" is said to have been five times bigger than the Western Front, where America helped the failing British to turn the tide of war.

Of course, these statistics are hugely exaggerated, just like the holocaust statistics. It is for good reason that in American schools the truth was taught: America saved Europe (and the Soviet Union) from the nazis, and the Soviets were allowed to occupy some territory as well after America broke German resistance.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

I will pray for america

I will keep praying for Daneland to be destroyed. BTW we should nuke them.

[handmaiden]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

Many stupid Danes have been claiming this. If the vikings came first, when did the Native Americans arrive?



Who has produced the first nuclear weapon?
America
Who has put the first man on the moon?
America
Who has developed practically all modern computer science?
America

I could go on for a while, but I would think that we have produced a lot of things by ourselves. What did Denmark produce?



The only part I regret is the part when we invaded Europe to liberate them, including the Danes, from the Germans.

Dearest Brother, your patriotism cheers my heart and I can't believe that I forgot to include the fine American achievement of introducing nuclear weapons to the world. It's also worth noting that we are the only ones so far with the courage and conviction to actually use them. God bless us indeed!

May I submissively suggest that just perhaps it was a good thing to have stopped the Nazis? The real mistake we made was that we ever left. We should have remained in Europe and turned the continent into a real Western Civilization. Of course, we did have a Democrat for a President at the time, so naturally the job was left unfinished.

Look at President Bush, he didn't leave office until he achieved every one of his objectives and made a lasting impact on the whole world.

And speaking of WW II. May I just add two important words?

John Wayne.

He more or less won that war single handedly, except for a little help from George C. Scott.

Really, haven't those Europeans learned anything about history?

Nostalgically Yours,

Handmaiden

handmaiden

[True Disciple]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus

Many stupid Danes have been claiming this. If the vikings came first, when did the Native Americans arrive?

Come on, it is a shame when you think about how great america could be, that when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.

Who has produced the first nuclear weapon?
America
Who has put the first man on the moon?
America
Who has developed practically all modern computer science?
America

I could go on for a while, but I would think that we have produced a lot of things by ourselves. What did Denmark produce?

It is so shamefull to think about your history, there is nothing good in it

The only part I regret is the part when we invaded Europe to liberate them, including the Danes, from the Germans.

[handmaiden]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

It is nice that you think so highly about your self, and if we could turn back the time it would had been nice if the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus had made it danish.

Did you know that we have a holiday in America named after Christopher Columbus?

Did you know that we have no holiday for Lefty Ericksomething?

Did you know that when people talking about going out to lunch or dinner, it's a standard idiomatic expression to say "How about Italian?"

Did you know that no one in the entire history of America has EVER uttered the words, "No, let's go out for Danish"?

Did you know that in sections of many American cities there are ethnic enclaves known as "Little Italy", where speaking the name "Leif Ericcsson" will get you a pair of broken knee caps?

Do you have any idea of where I'm going with this?

. . .when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.

That's funny, we have a huge waiting line for people waiting to become citizens. Our ethnic, and by extension, genetic variation surpasses any other nation. Inventions such as the telephone and television came out of America. We also invented potatos, tomatos, corn, pumpkins, peanuts and chocolate. Try having a candy bar without at least one of these vital ingredients!

See how nasty you are, you even choose a representant for you contry alias clinton, who as all of the rest of america cannot keep it in his pants.

We got rid of Clinton and replaced him with the moral, clean living, always eloquent George W. Bush.

. . . in fact you are the zoo of the world . . .

Silly, with exception of the occasional polar bear or panda, all zoo animals come from Africa!

Anyway the most important thing about America is the number of committed Christians. We love God more than anything and He loves us back.

You, too, can learn to love God and become a True Christian. Then, you can create a little bubble of America where ever you go!

Invitingly Yours,

Handmaiden

[Micchey]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

I think if any of you guys wants to look at a real christian place a holy land, you should look to Ethiopia, but i guess it is too hard for an american to do research or read history if its not presented on a audio test or movie.

I will pray for america because i do think that everyone deserves a second chance, even if they apperantly are more stupid anyone else in this world.

It is nice that you think so highly about your self, and if we could turn back the time it would had been nice if the vikings who discovered america first and not columbus had made it danish. But already at this time the Danes knew better, and let that stinkhole of land be a place for all Satan diciples to go and live.

Come on, it is a shame when you think about how great america could be, that when the rest of the world thinks and have to descrieb a american, it would be that they are fat, inbread and proberly the most stupid people in the world, and they cannot produce anything by themself.

See how nasty you are, you even choose a representant for you contry alias clinton, who as all of the rest of america cannot keep it in his pants.

It is so shamefull to think about your history, there is nothing good in it and so dissapointing to meet americans as most of them like to molest kids, and most of them are gays.

But i think there is still a chance for you, if you just start doing good instead of bad all the time, but if not we will find a solution for that as well because in fact you are the zoo of the world and we would of course like to see how inbread animals look like on close hand.

Surrender to the real christianty places like ethiopia and israel.

If not well just go back to raping the small boys like you are used to do

[Nobar King]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

As the Landover Baptist Church consists of thousands of people, of course America is not hated by God, as America falls above the minimal required righteousness quota.

However, Denmark provides just 1 righteous person so far. You'll need at least another nine righteous people to get right with God again.

Just adding facebook friends doesn't count.

[True Disciple]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

But you still fail to answer the question, why is it ok to insult Denmark, when it's not ok to insult America.
They are 2 different countries, both with a history of good and bad.

There is a large difference between Denmark and America. In America there are True Christians™, while in Denmark, we still have to see proof of one True Christian™ there apart from Pastor Prune.

Why does this matter? It matters because we fall above the Sodom-quota of minimum required righteousness, which God established in consultation with Abraham:

Genesis 18:23-32:
And Abraham drew near, and said, Wilt thou also destroy the righteous with the wicked? Peradventure there be fifty righteous within the city: wilt thou also destroy and not spare the place for the fifty righteous that are therein?
That be far from thee to do after this manner, to slay the righteous with the wicked: and that the righteous should be as the wicked, that be far from thee: Shall not the Judge of all the earth do right?
And the LORD said, If I find in Sodom fifty righteous within the city, then I will spare all the place for their sakes.
And Abraham answered and said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD, which am but dust and ashes:
Peradventure there shall lack five of the fifty righteous: wilt thou destroy all the city for lack of five? And he said, If I find there forty and five, I will not destroy it.
And he spake unto him yet again, and said, Peradventure there shall be forty found there. And he said, I will not do it for forty's sake.
And he said unto him, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak: Peradventure there shall thirty be found there. And he said, I will not do it, if I find thirty there.
And he said, Behold now, I have taken upon me to speak unto the LORD: Peradventure there shall be twenty found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for twenty's sake.
And he said, Oh let not the LORD be angry, and I will speak yet but this once: Peradventure ten shall be found there. And he said, I will not destroy it for ten's sake.

So you see, Abraham and God together decided that ten righteous people were enough to spare a sinful country from destruction. As the Landover Baptist Church consists of thousands of people, of course America is not hated by God, as America falls above the minimal required righteousness quota.

However, Denmark provides just 1 righteous person so far. You'll need at least another nine righteous people to get right with God again.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

You (cranky old man, and the rest of you) hurt a lot of peoples feelings, but apparently the only peoples feeling that matters are your own.

Feel free to hurt my feelings. My feelings are irrelevant, what matters only is pleasing God.

That's because i'm using Ubuntu, and not evil monopoly creating Windows.

Windows is indeed evil. But so is Ubuntu as it promotes daemon worship. I use JesOS(tm)!

I really wonder why i havn't been banned yet.

There is a reason for that. It is because we still have hope for you. Although you are clearly on the wrong side, you seem smarter than most other Danes. We still have hope that you figure it out and switch to our side. I pray for you to see the light that is Jesus!

But our patience is limited, at some point we are indeed going to ban you. After that there usually is no more hope for you to get Saved(c).

Praise the LORD!

[Cranky old Dane]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

Of course it was. America and Denmark are two different countries, so you cannot simply replace "Denmark" with "America."

I didn't just replace Denmark with America (what did you expect, i'm a computer genius), i just used the same kinds of examples, that fit the same bibel quotes. Meaning they were just as true as the ones COM presented.
But you still fail to answer the question, why is it ok to insult Denmark, when it's not ok to insult America.
They are 2 different countries, both with a history of good and bad.

So you're proud of being a dick. Congratulations.

I'm proud of presenting me as an example, of how you look to the rest of the world.

2. If a Danish person reads the thread, then he can also, instead of getting angry, scratch his head and say: "well, God really hates my country, maybe it's time to stop being a sinner and go to Heaven." To make people repent, you sometimes have to be firm with them. If I can save someone's immortal soul from eternal Hellfire, I don't think I should worry too much about hurting that person's feelings. However, you hurt our feelings just to persecute us.

Well, since the "fact" that God hates Denmark are based on false assumptions (anyone that's really been in Denmark can confirm it), no one in Denmark scratch their head and say: "well, God really hates my country".



PS. The fonts in the image may be different than the ones you see on your screen. That's because i'm using Ubuntu, and not evil monopoly creating Windows.

[Cranky old Dane]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

So you admit mooslimbs are taking over Denmark?

I thought that i was the foreigner, learn how to spell, it's muslim.

and, ehhh. no.
i just stated that some muslim groups use it.
But since you apparently are were little informed, i must tell that such groups are mostly located in muslim countries (Denmark is not a muslim country).
Luckily for us, muslim terrorists are yet to kill innocent people in our country.

But such groups are all over the world, and maybe they are in America or Denmark. (America is the biggest target (you apparently don't know how to spell muslim, but i'm sure you can spell "war on terror"), so it would pathetic to assume there are no such groups in America.)

[True Disciple]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

Yes i did, i upset you all and that was the point.

So you're proud of being a dick. Congratulations.

You still fail to see that what i was doing was no different than what "cranky old man" did. (It was just America instead of Denmark).

Of course it was. America and Denmark are two different countries, so you cannot simply replace "Denmark" with "America."

You (cranky old man, and the rest of you) hurt a lot of peoples feelings, but apparently the only peoples feeling that matters are your own.
You still havn't commented on why it is ok to insult Denmark but not ok to insult America. (Please do).

Well, it's you who seems to be missing some things:

1. This is a private forum, and nobody invited you to come here. You choose to read our threads, so if you are offended, that's your own fault. The purpose of this forum is to provide a place for True Christians™ to congregate and worship our Lord Jesus Christ. Brother Cranky started that thread to discuss the country of Denmark with his fellow True Christian™ Brothers and Sisters. Why do you come here to persecute us?
2. If a Danish person reads the thread, then he can also, instead of getting angry, scratch his head and say: "well, God really hates my country, maybe it's time to stop being a sinner and go to Heaven." To make people repent, you sometimes have to be firm with them. If I can save someone's immortal soul from eternal Hellfire, I don't think I should worry too much about hurting that person's feelings. However, you hurt our feelings just to persecute us.

And oh. you just proved your stupidity (just stating that i insulted someone, which was the point, instead of actually answering to that point), please don't do it again.

In other words: "You're stupid, you're stupid, nana nanana!!"

Come on, friend, don't be childish. Why don't you just accept the Truth™ of the Bible presented on this forum, and become a True Christian™? New converts are always welcome, you know, especially talented people with computers. Wouldn't you consider what you could mean for the Kingdom of Christ?

[Nobar King]

Re: Breaking news, cranky old insane man goes insane.

You don't get to see why users are banned. Most of them post porn or death threats which are deleted.