[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

That is exactly my point! Being one is not the same thing as the number one. Being one is a saying and it has nothing to do with numbers.

It does when Jesus is NUMBER ONE in my life!

You fail, heathen midget homer!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Stop with your secular riddles! You cannot be TWO with God now can you!

That is exactly my point! Being one is not the same thing as the number one. Being one is a saying and it has nothing to do with numbers.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Stop with your secular riddles! You cannot be TWO with God now can you!




You are the one who is the Oompa-loompa and they are small and orange and make no sense and are evil. Anything against God is invalid, so therefore your argument is invalid.





God even wrote about midgets like you! In the book of Esther He speaks of Haman; a midget-man and tool of the devil! Satan sent him to destroy the Jewish people!!

Esther 3:5-6

And when Haman saw that Mordecai bowed not, nor did him reverence, then was Haman full of wrath.

And he thought scorn to lay hands on Mordecai alone; for they had shewed him the people of Mordecai: wherefore Haman sought to destroy all the Jews that were throughout the whole kingdom of Ahasuerus, even the people of Mordecai.





Yes, the one Augustus Gloop fell into- or was he pushed - satans midget minion!!!!

He was a German Jew so you're probably picking up from where Haman left off

YIC

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

Very assertive Mrs Wintersnow. Very well done and delivered with the "Gutso" that only a True Christian(tm) woman could deliver

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Number one and "being one with" are completely different things and they should not be mixed up together.

Stop with your secular riddles! You cannot be TWO with God now can you!

And this is based on what? Gods will?

You are the one who is the Oompa-loompa and they are small and orange and make no sense and are evil. Anything against God is invalid, so therefore your argument is invalid.





God even wrote about midgets like you! In the book of Esther He speaks of Haman; a midget-man and tool of the devil! Satan sent him to destroy the Jewish people!!

Esther 3:5-6

And when Haman saw that Mordecai bowed not, nor did him reverence, then was Haman full of wrath.

And he thought scorn to lay hands on Mordecai alone; for they had shewed him the people of Mordecai: wherefore Haman sought to destroy all the Jews that were throughout the whole kingdom of Ahasuerus, even the people of Mordecai.

Chocolate river?

Yes, the one Augustus Gloop fell into- or was he pushed - satans midget minion!!!!

He was a German Jew so you're probably picking up from where Haman left off

YIC

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

The only number that truly matters is ONE, as being ONE with The Lord, and all True Christians™ are THAT!

Number one and "being one with" are completely different things and they should not be mixed up together.

You are however small and orange, so your arguement is invalid.

And this is based on what? Gods will?

Go back to your chocolate river, homer!

Chocolate river?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Ofc, others can be, but they aren't. There aren't over 1 million no matter what.

The only number that truly matters is ONE, as being ONE with The Lord, and all True Christians™ are THAT!


Why are you concentrating more on your "world of pure imagination" Mr Oompa-loompa, than attempting to grasp the reality of God and His WORD, the KJV1611?

You are however small and orange, so your arguement is invalid, and there is obviously no hope of Salvation™ for you, so go back to your chocolate river, homer!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Ofc, others can be, but they aren't. There aren't over 1 million no matter what.

That is rather pessimistic. I think, hope and pray there are more than that.

[True Disciple]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Ofc, others can be, but they aren't. There aren't over 1 million no matter what.

I'm not really sure, but that may be correct. Outside of Landover, I have met very few Bible-believing True Christians™. People who follow the entire Bible, as Jesus demands, are becoming rare. It is as Jesus predicted:

Matthew 7:13-14:
Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: Because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

I have no idea, but your assumption that only Landover Babtist Church members can be True Christians™ is seriously flawed. Everyone on the planet can be a True Christian™. It is just a matter of following the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter! What makes Freehold and Landover Babtist Church special is that we are the largest True Christian™ community on the planet.

Ofc, others can be, but they aren't. There aren't over 1 million no matter what.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

So, how many members are there in Landover Baptist Church?

I have no idea, but your assumption that only Landover Babtist Church members can be True Christians™ is seriously flawed. Everyone on the planet can be a True Christian™. It is just a matter of following the KJV1611 Holy Bible to the letter! What makes Freehold and Landover Babtist Church special is that we are the largest True Christian™ community on the planet.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Why not?

So, how many members are there in Landover Baptist Church?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

There can't be 68500000 True Chirstians with the TM sign.

Why not?

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

What would be the number of True Christians amongst the Christians?

It would be none, because 1% of the worlds population is 68500000.
( 6850000000/100= 68500000 humans is 1% )
1% = 1 people in that village. There can't be 68500000 True Chirstians with the TM sign.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Yeah. Obviously. I chose to be gay. And my ancestors in either Nigeria, Cameroon, Togo, or Cote d'Ivoire, (I can't trace which very accurately. When your ancestors came to Africa, they didn't take names and addresses.), they chose to have some of the worlds shittiest farmland. And women are all simply evil dick-jackets. And every race that isn't white is brown. There is no distinction between any of them, and there is no way to tell between a Nigerian or Ethiopian or native Hawaiian.

So you are admitting that all darkies look the same.

Gosh Mammy Jennabenna, I have a new found respect for you!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[jennabenna]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

This needs correcting

If the world was shrunk to a village of 100 people,

59 would be little brown people (Asians)
14 would be American (North, Central and South)
14 would be little brown people African
12 would be European
1 would be little brown people from the South Pacific

50 would be men, 50 would possible not have souls baby ovens
30 would be children, 70 would be adults.
30 would be white, the rest would other
90 would be heterosexual, 10 would chose to be homosexual

32 would be False Christians
21 would be Moon worshiping Moslems
15 would be Cow Worshiping Hindus
6 would be Buddhists
5 would be Animists
6 would believe in other religions
14 would be without any religion or atheist.
1 would be TRUE Christian

20 are underonurished because they are to lazy to work
1 is dying of starvation just to make the rest feel guilty, while 15 are overweight.
Of the wealth in this village, 6 people rightfully own 59% (all of them from the United States), 74 people own 39%, and 20 are slackers who share the remaining 2%.
Of the energy of this village, 20 people consume 80%, and 80 people are hippies who share the remaining 20% .
20 richly deserve have no clean, safe water to drink.
56 have access to sanitation
15 adults are illiterate.
1 has an university degree.
7 have computers.

There we go, corrected

Yeah. Obviously. I chose to be gay. And my ancestors in either Nigeria, Cameroon, Togo, or Cote d'Ivoire, (I can't trace which very accurately. When your ancestors came to Africa, they didn't take names and addresses.), they chose to have some of the worlds shittiest farmland. And women are all simply evil dick-jackets. And every race that isn't white is brown. There is no distinction between any of them, and there is no way to tell between a Nigerian or Ethiopian or native Hawaiian.