[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

It does when Jesus is NUMBER ONE in my life!

Jesus can be "Number one thing in your life", but then the word again is number not expression.
If Jesus is the num. one thing in your life, it does not change the fact that "Being one is not the same thing as the number one".
Being mean to me does not help you get to heaven. You should watch your tongue.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Jesus can be "Number one thing in your life", but then the word again is number not expression.
If Jesus is the num. one thing in your life, it does not change the fact that "Being one is not the same thing as the number one".
Being mean to me does not help you get to heaven. You should watch your tongue.

Look at this symbol 1. It is BEING ONE and it is also NUMBER ONE, so therefore if a mere symbol can do it, so can Jesus!

Your satanic numeric riddles are no match for God.

BTW too tiny troll, I am not a fluffy bunny Christian, but a True Christian™. If you deem honesty and following The Word of God to the letter as the KJV speaks, is "being mean", then you are a lesser man than I first assumed. You are nothing more than a midgets "Polly-Pocket".

Also little fellow, it is YOU who should be holding your tongue as you are addressing a True Christian™ and your shenanigans will not be tolerated for too much longer.



YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Look at this symbol 1. It is BEING ONE and it is also NUMBER ONE, so therefore if a mere symbol can do it, so can Jesus!

Again it's not the same thing.

Your satanic numeric riddles are no match for God.

It was just a matter of time when you pull the SATAN card.
Ofc, you did, because you don't have anything else.

BTW too tiny troll, I am not a fluffy bunny Christian, but a True Christian™. If you deem honesty and following The Word of God to the letter as the KJV speaks, is "being mean", then you are a lesser man than I first assumed. You are nothing more than a midgets "Polly-Pocket".

It's part of my way of thinking to be as nice to people as I can. It's obviously NOT part of your way of thinking. I'm just trying to be polite to people. Unlike you, some people can be polite. If you are True Christian you can say what ever insults you want, but if I call you a "fat grandmother who need medical attention or at lease a place in the mental house" then I get some notification from the staff and 1000 new points. On the other hand I understand that you can't do anything about your problems because you are American. A Self centred *******!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Again it's not the same thing.

It was just a matter of time when you pull the SATAN card.
Ofc, you did, because you don't have anything else.

It's part of my way of thinking to be as nice to people as I can. It's obviously NOT part of your way of thinking. I'm just trying to be polite to people. Unlike you, some people can be polite. If you are True Christian you can say what ever insults you want, but if I call you a "fat grandmother who need medical attention or at lease a place in the mental house" then I get some notification from the staff and 1000 new points. On the other hand I understand that you can't do anything about your problems because you are American. A Self centred *******!

Mr Midget,

Obviously your reading comprehension skills are lacking, just like your height.

I already pointed out that those of your diminutive stature are minions of satan, just as Haman was and it does appear that my impression of you when making that observation was correct!

I also appreciate that persecution of a Christian is what, as a devil's sporn, is something you feel compelled to do, but I am more than comfortable with knowing that I am in the bosom of Christ and nothing you say can be of harm to me.

The Bible tells of all the persecution we should expect so I am forewarned and fore-armed.


You quite obviously hate Jesus. You will be in my prayers.

Matthew 5:44

But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Obviously your reading comprehension skills are lacking, just like your height.

Mrs. P Winterporn,
If you consider 185cm (6.1 feet) small and tiny, what do you consider long?
Are you dear Mrs. P Winterporn over that and how much?

[Oompa-loompa]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Dear Oompa-loompa,
You have received an infraction at The Landover Baptist Church Forums.
Reason: Adding 85cm to height via GODless metric system

Mrs. Rogers, it was very nice of you to Insult my length even tough I bet I'm longer than you. And second of all, I also said that WITH your system too. Are you stalking me or something? There were no reason to give me +40 points. You were just angry and you felt like putting your misery to me, like child does when he/she is tired. How sad. I pray for you... I pray for you.
Let's see who will give me points for this message.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

God even wrote about midgets like you!

God does so love the middgets

The Book of Midgets/Midgits a history
Chapter I The Curse of The Bald Midget

1. In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monster combed the Bobby Mountain,
2. He looked upon the Earth and saw that the land was devoid of chosen subjects.
3. In His awesome Noodly Hugeness, the FSM cast his Noodly Appendage forth over the Bobby Mountain and said with a noodly growl,
4. "Send forth my beloved subjects!
5. Be they small and capable of head butting tall people in the groin.
6. Let them be capable of acting as mobile beer holders.
7. Let them be cute and cuddly,
8. and let them be capable of riding many a good winner at the races'. "
9. And into the world the Midgets did come.
10. For they were indeed extremely cute and cuddly.

[Colbert Mcpherson]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Will you stop plastering these slack jawed, un-christian excretions all over the site? I'm getting bored of searching for enlightenment™ and finding your "pastafarian" cult nonsense crayoned over threads I wish to read.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Will you stop plastering these slack jawed, un-christian excretions all over the site? I'm getting bored of searching for enlightenment™ and finding your "pastafarian" cult nonsense crayoned over threads I wish to read.

We are not a cult, we are believers in the one true religion, and we want to share the good news with our fellow human beings. I hope one day you can share in the joy of knowing the truth. Once you accept the truth you can turn your back on the misguided teachings of the chasers your life will be much happier.

Prayer of Knowledge
Grant, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, thy sauce;
and in sauce, noodles;
and in noodles, meatballs;
and in meatballs, knowledge;
and from knowledge, knowledge of what is tasty;
and from knowledge of what is tasty, the love of spaghetti;
and from spaghetti, the love of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

RAmen

The Official Pastafarian Prayer Book

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

The FSM theory of midgets is hogwash! It is well known that midgets arise if the husband is thinking of midgets when he goes in unto his wife or if the wife, whilst with child, is startled by a midget.

As proof incontrovertable, I propose you look at the small numbers of these dwarves, their even distribution, and the unusual circumstances in which they arise.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

I have just seen Nephew Zebulun, he reminded me of this verse:

God made the little midget boys
He made them one and all
He made them in a hurry
And forgot to make them tall

[Jo Freddie]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

The FSM theory of midgets is hogwash! It is well known that midgets arise if the husband is thinking of midgets when he goes in unto his wife or if the wife, whilst with child, is startled by a midget.

As proof incontrovertable, I propose you look at the small numbers of these dwarves, their even distribution, and the unusual circumstances in which they arise.

There small numbers fits their stature and "their even distribution, and the unusual circumstances in which they arise" is clear evidence of the work of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

God does so love the middgets

The Book of Midgets/Midgits a history
Chapter I The Curse of The Bald Midget

1. In the days when the Flying Spaghetti Monster combed the Bobby Mountain,
2. He looked upon the Earth and saw that the land was devoid of chosen subjects.
3. [...]"Send forth my beloved subjects!
4. Be they small and capable of head butting tall people in the groin.
5. And into the world the Midgets did come.

1. Remember what you just said...

   There small numbers fits their stature and "their even distribution, [...] is clear evidence of the work of The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

   "Even distribution"? You just said they were halfway up some damn mountain! Doesn't sound 'even' to me!

Evidence! Evidence? Some hastily thrown together set of folk tales more like! and then a sudden conclusion that FSM is real????

Have you never considered that this 'religion' of yours is straight out of someone's ass?

(Actually, that's how your god exits this earth isn''t it?)

[Brother Helge]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

Recently my husband brought home a piece of paper that someone had handed him off the street. With his permission and yours, I'd like to share it with you all.

If the world was shrunk to a village of 100 people,

Rant, rant, rant...

Well, I suggest we stone the infidels.

Then;

14 would be American
6 would be African
12 would be European
1 would be from the South Pacific

3 would be nonwhite, 30 would be white
33 would be heterosexual, 0 would be homosexual

33 would be Christians

Of the wealth in this village, 6 people own 59% (all of them from the United States), 24 people own 41%, and 3 people share the remaining 0%.

0 have no clean, safe water to drink.
30 have access to sanitation
3 adults are illiterate.
1 has an university degree.
7 have computers.

Now - doesn't that sound terrific!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: If the world were a village of 100 people...

1. Remember what you just said..."Even distribution"? You just said they were halfway up some damn mountain! Doesn't sound 'even' to me!

I can understand why someone who is not capable of thinking things through would find the two facts hard to understand. If you took the time to read the TRUTH you would know that The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster first created the Midgets who lived on Bobby Mountain, later he created the Midgits and only after that did he create the taller humans. So initially the Midgets lived in one place where as today they are evenly distributed amongst us.