[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

I've heard this argument a dozen times, and it just doesn't hold water. I reject all those other gods because my God demands that I reject them. I reject those other gods because of Faith.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

hey Bobby-Joe since i can't reply to you. it was a joke the post you gave me the infraction for...i'm still new to this, so go easy, plz . c'mon don't be so upset guys

see you, vadkutya

Friend,

Salvation is a deadly serious subject, in fact it is a serious as the fires of hell. So let us not trivialize this forum and treat Christianity with the dignity it deserves.

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

That's right, I said OUR sins, not yours.
You see, Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.
He died for those that BELIEVE.

phew, glad to hear! thought this poor chap died fr my sins as well.

thx, for correcting me ,
vadkutya

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Insolent fool. You will be boiling in demonseed as Jesus and we are enjoying the view.

Why do we reject other gods and not Jesus?

Why does 1+1=2?
Because there can only be one real God. Jesus is the one true God.
Honestly, all this is covered in the last half of the New Testament.
Jesus is the only way to Heaven.

sry to have upset you guys. i should have thanked jesus for the cup of noodles.

hey Bobby-Joe since i can't reply to you. it was a joke the post you gave me the infraction for...i'm still new to this, so go easy, plz . c'mon don't be so upset guys

see you, vadkutya

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

well little girl, it's the same reason why i come here and talk with you guys. always interesting to hear what ppl believe in! don't talk also about satan. does this require you beliveing in him? now sleep well little girl

take care,
vadkutya

I don't ;isten ta' nobody but Jeevus. Mawmy says you don't gree wif' nobody, then you don't gatta listen to 'em. If'n you talk about Satan, must be you like him an' awe. Wouldn't tawk about no noodle-monster less'n you wanna trap good Kwistians.

Bad man!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

till then, see you,
vadkutya

There IS only one God, you ridiculous foreigner. His name is Jesus Christ and He doesn't need your permission to temporarily suffer and die for our sins.

That's right, I said OUR sins, not yours.

You see, Jesus DID NOT die for everyone.

He died for those that BELIEVE.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, THAT WHOSOEVER BELIEVETH IN HIM SHOULD NOT PERISH, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Everyone doesn't believe in Jesus, thus they will perish.

Enjoy hell, witch.

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Insolent fool. You will be boiling in demonseed as Jesus and we are enjoying the view.

Why do we reject other gods and not Jesus?

Why does 1+1=2?
Because there can only be one real God. Jesus is the one true God.
Honestly, all this is covered in the last half of the New Testament.
Jesus is the only way to Heaven.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Jeevus gived you thuh noodles. You din't even thank him.

Dummy-Butt!

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

But why come you talkeded 'bout it when you don't believe it? Are you a Morming?

well little girl, it's the same reason why i come here and talk with you guys. always interesting to hear what ppl believe in! don't talk also about satan. does this require you beliveing in him? now sleep well little girl

take care,
vadkutya

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Jesus is the way to go, definitely. Noodles? Not so much.

i see you are a clever man, not easily fooled .
besides, i can't remember having jesus done anything for me -- dying on the cross...he didn't ask me. i wasn't even alive at that time. how should i be in his debt. isn't it ridiculous? --- but a cup of noodles has at least stilled my hunger .

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

till then, see you,
vadkutya

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Worshiping a bowl of noodles is ridiculous.
What have noodles ever done for anyone but give them the winds?
Christ guarantees eternal salvation through His blood spilled at Calvary! GLORY!

Jesus is the way to go, definitely. Noodles? Not so much.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

But why come you talkeded 'bout it when you don't believe it? Are you a Morming?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

What exactly do you want, atheist scum?

Have you come to spew your god-mocking hatred, or to accept Christ as your personal Savior©?

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Don't you worry. There's nothing wrong with your spaghetti. Vadkutya is just a crazy man who can't tell the difference Jesus and between a plate of spaghetti!

Let's see if he can tell the difference when one of them drop-kicks Vadkutya's sinning fanny straight to Hell!

Pastor Billy-Reuben

i haven't said i believe in it, now have i? after all i posted it in the FALSE RELIGIONS AND CULTS section!!!

sincerely, vadkutya

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I don't wanna go ta' heck. Jeevus, I din't mean ta' be no dolly-didolator, I just like Pasgetti. I din't mean ta' worship no false godses. Pwease don't burn me Jeevus. Pweeeeaaaassssee!


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Don't you worry. There's nothing wrong with your spaghetti. Vadkutya is just a crazy man who can't tell the difference Jesus and between a plate of spaghetti!

Let's see if he can tell the difference when one of them drop-kicks Vadkutya's sinning fanny straight to Hell!

Pastor Billy-Reuben