[Sister Noddy]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Hell is full of people who didn't believe in Hell.

And Muslims. Lots of Muslims in Hell too.

Hmmm, I'd say ALL dead napkin-heads are in Hell now, being slowly turned on barbed spits over blazing firepits, slow-basted and dripping with juice, by satan's demon-chefs, like pigs-on-a-stick ...

Of course I suspect their towels and burkas and other cumbersome, ungodly attire would have had to be removed first, before cooking ...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Hell is full of people who didn't believe in Hell.

And Muslims. Lots of Muslims in Hell too.

Godly point Brother Marshall. The surest way to end up in Hell is to not believe in it. Jesus has no use for people who reject His love by not believing in His creations.

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Hell is full of people who didn't believe in Hell.

And Muslims. Lots of Muslims in Hell too.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

till then, see you,
vadkutya

YOU don't say that....you PLAGARIZED it from a Godless sinner named Stephen F. Roberts. What he actually said was this:

“I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.” ...Stephen F Roberts

He is now simmering in HELL wishing he hadn't said it.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

" vadkutya
__________________
GOD MADE ME AN ATHEIST
Who are you to judge his wisdom? "

God made you in his image. You chose to be atheist , as Homers choose to play with each others tallywhackers.
Atheism and homersexuality are lifestyle choices.
God didnt make you an atheist. Noone is judging his wisdom.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Honestly, leave it to a TC™ to turn a craving for Italian food into something dirty ... old

That's because we TCs™ already know that lusting for any foods not cooked-and-served-in-the-Truth™-of-Jesus is unscriptural, and we are reminded that moderation in all things is virtuous ...

Where in the Bible does it say that cravings for sensuous, succulent, melt-in-your-mouth Italian food is okay?

Leviticus 22:7
And when the sun is down, he shall be clean, and shall afterward eat of the holy things; because it is his food.

Proverbs 30:8
Remove far from me vanity and lies: give me neither poverty nor riches; feed me with food convenient for me:

So unnatural cravings for pleasure-foods aren't okay with Jesus, unless He says so ...

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

hey Marshall,



so you would rather reject the air than a glass of water? with all respect, it doesn't make sense at all . you'd die within the next 5 min without air. while, without a glass of water, you might live long enough to find some...you've been in the marine corps, right? speaking as a marine...would you reject the air for a glass of water? think in terms of survival.

i would reject the glass of water instead the of the air.
sicerely, vadkutya

Mercy you're dense as a Beaufort swamp in August. Capitalize Marine you puke. Just because you hate America and Jesus doesn't mean you can disrespect the Corps.
Let's go slowly, follow along.
You need that water in a desert, air is all around you so if someone offers you a handful of air or a glass of water you're choosing air?
You wouldn't last a week at Parris. You'd be washed out before the first quarter. The recruits would beat you to death for being that stupid.

Honestly I can't see us debating if you can't even think through a simple analogy.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

i see you are a clever man, not easily fooled .
besides, i can't remember having jesus done anything for me -- dying on the cross...he didn't ask me. i wasn't even alive at that time. how should i be in his debt. isn't it ridiculous? --- but a cup of noodles has at least stilled my hunger .

Most noodle-eaters end up alcoholics. Usually on the drugs as well. Fact. Although I suppose becoming an alkie would probably improve your writing skills, at the very least.

what i do expect from you, ez? i say we are both atheist, only that you belivve in one god more than me. if you understand why you reject all other gods you may someday understand why i reject yours .

We reject all other "gods" because they are simply Satan in fancy dress.

...This is making me want a meatball and some garlic bread real bad! old :p

Praise Jesus! It always makes me smile to see how His Love turned the world's preachiest vegan into a rabid meat-eater. Glory!

Honestly, leave it to a TC™ to turn a craving for Italian food into something dirty...old

It's ITALIAN food! Eye-tal-i-an! How is it not dirty to start off with?

[vadkutya]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

hey Marshall,

Rejecting false gods in favor of Christ Jesus is like rejecting air in favor of a glass of water in a desert. It just makes sense.

so you would rather reject the air than a glass of water? with all respect, it doesn't make sense at all . you'd die within the next 5 min without air. while, without a glass of water, you might live long enough to find some...you've been in the marine corps, right? speaking as a marine...would you reject the air for a glass of water? think in terms of survival.

i would reject the glass of water instead the of the air.
sicerely, vadkutya

[SinisterPizza]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Foul harlot!! Please restrain yourself from spewing the details of your vile lustful desires on God's favorite forum! We do not want to hear about your personal satanic perversions!

Honestly, leave it to a TC™ to turn a craving for Italian food into something dirty...old

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I couldn't be troubled to read up on this nonsense, but I'm assuming the Italians concocted this faux religion. First they worship the planets (Venus, Mars, Jupiter, etc.), then the Virgin Mary, and now a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Italy is a country of hairy, swarthy imbeciles.

While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee. Not only is it too spicy for sensible Christian taste buds, it's a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages.

Thank you for this timely warning, Brother Hatchet. I think we all remember the "Beefaroni" horrors of the 1960's in Freehold. No one wants a repeat of that unfortunate episode.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

...This is making me want a meatball and some garlic bread real bad! old :p

Foul harlot!! Please restrain yourself from spewing the details of your vile lustful desires on God's favorite forum! We do not want to hear about your personal satanic perversions!

[SinisterPizza]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

...This is making me want a meatball and some garlic bread real bad! old :p

[Old Man Hatchet]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

I couldn't be troubled to read up on this nonsense, but I'm assuming the Italians concocted this faux religion. First they worship the planets (Venus, Mars, Jupiter, etc.), then the Virgin Mary, and now a plate of spaghetti and meatballs. Italy is a country of hairy, swarthy imbeciles.

While we are on the subject, I urge all Landover parents not to feed their children Chef Boyardee. Not only is it too spicy for sensible Christian taste buds, it's a gateway food to all sorts of unsavory Italian fare, like calzones and enormous sausages.

[Marshall]

Re: church of the flying spaghetti monster!!!

Rejecting false gods in favor of Christ Jesus is like rejecting air in favor of a glass of water in a desert. It just makes sense.
Jesus is real, the others are merely words and wishes.
Seriously, the last half of the New Testament. try it out.