[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Hmm...well, technically there would be no reason for any of us to believe you've got a cup of coffee in front of you, as we can't see it...

Even a cannuck should be able to grasp the difference between Jesus and a cup of coffee.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Yes, just like when your pagan buddies, the Catlickers, get young boys to kiss their unmentionables. I'm sure you'd have us believe that's all totally symbolic and innocent as well.

I never said that.

If you were any keener on dodging questions, you'd be a shoe-in for the Demonrat nomination. Why do you like someone you claim not to believe in? Your pagan beliefs make no sense at all.

I dare you to make less sense.
It was 5 year old girl who claimed the whole 'liking the devil' thing, not me.

Hilarious. so if I claim that I "don't believe in" the delicious cup of coffee sitting in front of me right now, then it doesn't exist?

There's a teensy little difference between something like a delicious cup of coffee or juicy potroast, or melted cheese, and a being that someone of another belief claims to exist.

As has been said before; hell is chock full of surprised heathens like you.

I'll take my chances.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

I never said that.

You were probably counting on Mo or "Father" Thomas to say it for you. You idolators are all the same.

I dare you to make less sense.
It was 5 year old girl who claimed the whole 'liking the devil' thing, not me.

Why are you so ashamed of your beliefs? We all know you like the Devil, just admit it! I'm not ashamed to admit what I believe. I like Jesus Christ and I don't care who knows it. Why don't you have the courage of your convictions?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

You were probably counting on Mo or "Father" Thomas to say it for you. You idolators are all the same.

Seeing as it was you who said that, rather than myself or father Mo, that says something, doesn't it?

Why are you so ashamed of your beliefs? We all know you like the Devil, just admit it! I'm not ashamed to admit what I believe. I like Jesus Christ and I don't care who knows it. Why don't you have the courage of your convictions?

What are you on about? It's you people who are always saying that witches/pagans etc worship the devil, I keep telling you I don't. The devil is a christian concept, not a Pagan one. Seeing as I don't believe in the bible or christianity, it makes it a bit hard for me to worship a being that is part of the bible and christianity, doesn't it?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

I read in a book I confiscated from one of the girls that wiccans deflower baby girls as soon as they are born and the father does it!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

What are you on about? It's you people who are always saying that witches/pagans etc worship the devil, I keep telling you I don't. The devil is a christian concept, not a Pagan one. Seeing as I don't believe in the bible or christianity, it makes it a bit hard for me to worship a being that is part of the bible and christianity, doesn't it?

Let's see...satan is the father of lies...wiccians worship satan...wiccians tell lies about worshiping satan.....who is the father of lies.....he instructs his degenerate followers to lie about worshiping him....wiccians deny worshiping satan......which is a lie.....therefore, wiccians worship satan.

Proof positive, VanHellbound.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Let's see...satan is the father of lies...wiccians worship satan...wiccians tell lies about worshiping satan.....who is the father of lies.....he instructs his degenerate followers to lie about worshiping him....wiccians deny worshiping satan......which is a lie.....therefore, wiccians worship satan.

Proof positive, VanHellbound.

???

No offense intended here, Zeke, but you're really reaching.

By that logic I could prove that Homer Simpson is the ruler and creator of the universe, Like so:
It has never been mentioned, in history or otherwise, that an all powerful creator called Homer Simpson does not exist. Therefore it could be concluded that an all powerful creator called Homer Simpson does exist.
Therefore, life the universe and everything was created by the all-powerful Homer Simpson.
You see???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

???

No offense intended here, Zeke, but you're really reaching.

By that logic I could prove that Homer Simpson is the ruler and creator of the universe, Like so:
It has never been mentioned, in history or otherwise, that an all powerful creator called Homer Simpson does not exist. Therefore it could be concluded that an all powerful creator called Homer Simpson does exist.
Therefore, life the universe and everything was created by the all-powerful Homer Simpson.
You see???

Except that I can back mine up with scripture. You pulled that story about your faggy friend right out of your ass.

People who worship satan cannot be trusted to tell the truth. Nice job trying to trick us though.
My compliments to your father, Beelzebub.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Seeing as it was you who said that, rather than myself or father Mo, that says something, doesn't it?

Yes it does. It says that you deviants have been rubbing off on me (and you are not to read any perverse innuendoes into that!) and that all Catholics should be banned from these Godly boards immediately, starting with you!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Except that I can back mine up with scripture. You pulled that story about your faggy friend right out of your ass.

No, I provided an alternate version of what you did. And do you truly not know Homer Simpson? The character?

People who worship satan cannot be trusted to tell the truth. Nice job trying to trick us though.
My compliments to your father, Beelzebub.

Yet another fine example of you folk putting together two and two and coming up with 72.

Yes it does. It says that you deviants have been rubbing off on me (and you are not to read any perverse innuendoes into that!)Once more, Brother Temperament, it is you who have read the innuendo into that one, not me. and that all Catholics should be banned from these Godly boards immediately, starting with you!

Sorry, sweetie. I'm not catholic.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Seeing as I don't believe in the Bible or Christianity

Proof positive you're a dunderheaded, delusional dolt, just like every other baby-killing, Jesus-rejecting, blasphemous non-Christian out there!
Are you talking to us? Yes. Are we Christians? Yes. So if we exist as Christians, then obviously Christianity exists as you can't have one without the other! Unless you think that all your time persecuting us is just another peyote-fueled dream of a better world that you have to do your best to crush.
As for the Bible, I've got two within arm's reach of where I'm sitting, but you can find copies online if you wish, or you can go to your nearest non-demonic bookstore to find it there. Just because you refuse to crack one open or look beside the bed in the cheap motels you bring sailors to doesn't mean the Bible doesn't exist.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Sorry, sweetie. I'm not catholic.

Does this mean you've given up idol-worship? Praise Jesus! Your next step is to giving up praying to the devil altogether.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Proof positive you're a dunderheaded, delusional dolt, just like every other baby-killing, Jesus-rejecting, blasphemous non-Christian out there!
Are you talking to us? Yes. Are we Christians? Yes. So if we exist as Christians, then obviously Christianity exists as you can't have one without the other! Unless you think that all your time persecuting us is just another peyote-fueled dream of a better world that you have to do your best to crush.
As for the Bible, I've got two within arm's reach of where I'm sitting, but you can find copies online if you wish, or you can go to your nearest non-demonic bookstore to find it there. Just because you refuse to crack one open or look beside the bed in the cheap motels you bring sailors to doesn't mean the Bible doesn't exist.

*Sigh*
Ok Ms I-take-everything-literally;
I meant that I do not believe or adhere to any of the beliefs contained in christianity or the bible. I know the bible and it's followers exist (example, you dunderheads) but I do not believe in any of the spiritual beliefs held by you folk and others like you.
Meaning I don't believe in your god, your devil, your jesus, your holy spirit, or any of that.
There. Anyone else need a first-grade style explanation?

Does this mean you've given up idol-worship? Praise Jesus! Your next step is to giving up praying to the devil altogether.

I was never an idol-worshipper, sweetie. Idolators worship statues etc like the golden calf. Not gods/goddesses, but rather lifeless statues of them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

*Sigh*
Ok Ms .

How dare you rub the good sister's face in her rug-munching past? Have you no shame? Sister M does! She has repented of her degenerate ways, and through the power of Christ she has (so far as the surveillance cameras placed around her home have shown) been successful in resisting the urge to commit oral sodomy on another nubile young lady. Your heartless satanic taunts are not appreciated, nor are your subtle attempts at seduction.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!


Ok, that has to take the prize for most-bizarre-ever reaction to the title of Ms.

Ms. /mɪz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[miz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
plural Mses. /ˈmɪzəz/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[miz-uhz] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation. 1.a title of respect prefixed to a woman's name or position: unlike Miss or Mrs., it does not depend upon or indicate her marital status. 2.a title prefixed to a mock surname that is used to represent possession of a particular attribute, identity, etc., esp. in an idealized or excessive way: Ms. Cooperation.

The second definition is the one I was going for.