I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Um, when, ...when, when, you know...

Like when you nitiate somebody, like do you guyses really kiss 'em five timesez? Cause, like you gotta catch 'em five times ta' kissem, then it's a whow' lotta runnin'. When we pray, awe we gotta do is kneal an' then we sit up an' just gotta member ta' not pop my bubbow gum. I fink it's easier, an' Jeevus doesn't make us kiss boysez. You should vert yer cons an' awe praise Jeevus like, steada chasin boys aroun' sos you can kiss 'em.

Initiation ceremonies vary depending on individual and belief. Some would have kissing, others wouldn't. And the kissing is more symbolic than anything else. Nothing sexual about it.

an' why do you like thuh Devow?

Witches/Pagans/Wiccans etc don't believe in the christian devil. Therefore, your question doesn't apply.

Hope that helps, kiddo.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Haha, no I didn't think this was a real 5 year old! I just find it annoying that this user won't type properly, she/he seems to think it sweet to look a dunce.

She also asked why we like the devil... That's not funny.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Sorry to set the fire alight Sister, but you honestly believe that this user is 5!?
If she is, then I don't know what sort of education she has had... Look at the spelling!

For a five-year-old, I'd say she seems to have had an above-average education, really. Do you think that she's four or something?

[Sister Noddy]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Sorry to set the fire alight Sister, but you honestly believe that this user is 5!?
If she is, then I don't know what sort of education she has had... Look at the spelling!

Just cuz little Five Year honeybun can spell better than yoooooou, doesn't mean you have to get all huffy about it, tensocks

[Talitha]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Sorry to set the fire alight Sister, but you honestly believe that this user is 5!?
If she is, then I don't know what sort of education she has had... Look at the spelling!

Well!! Pot - kettle - black..................... how can YOU criticize anybody with a user name like yours?
Listen Homer, like all True Christian children she is Home schooled and given the best Christian education money can buy

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Sorry to set the fire alight Sister, but you honestly believe that this user is 5!?
If she is, then I don't know what sort of education she has had... Look at the spelling!

[Talitha]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

And by the way, Five Year old Girl, will you please grow-up in your manner of writing! Don't write things phonetically to a five year old!

How dare you criticize our youngest True Christian(tm)
She's closer to Jesus than you'll ever be, so any more of this persecution and I'll have to throw some serious Infractions at you.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

And by the way, Five Year old Girl, will you please grow-up in your manner of writing! Don't write things phonetically to a five year old!

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

It's asthma, not astma. Despite the silent h, it's still there!

[Five Year Old Girl]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

Auntie Lilith! Auntie Lilith!

Zit true? Did thuh Devow take yer pocketses?

[eliot mayfield]

Re: I wanna ask sumthin' ta' thuh funny Wicker-peopow!

I don't think all those fat people can run very far or fast so the chasing isn't as bad as you might think, especially since they have no pockets for their astma inhalers.

[Five Year Old Girl]

Um, when, ...when, when, you know...

Like when you nitiate somebody, like do you guyses really kiss 'em five timesez? Cause, like you gotta catch 'em five times ta' kissem, then it's a whow' lotta runnin'. When we pray, awe we gotta do is kneal an' then we sit up an' just gotta member ta' not pop my bubbow gum. I fink it's easier, an' Jeevus doesn't make us kiss boysez. You should vert yer cons an' awe praise Jeevus like, steada chasin boys aroun' sos you can kiss 'em.

An', um...

um...

um, I mean like, um...

an' why do you like thuh Devow?