[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

My will is unfaltering my message is unbreaking!
For thine is his kingdom and from whence all came.
For thine is where I shall return to rejoice in the spendor of which is Him.

Pirates the one true gods chosen people smile on my soul

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

And so it was I was touched by his noodle appendage and thus forth the MIGHTY task sat before me.

Spread unto them as I have spread unto you said the flying spaghetti monster.

[for the love of Fsm]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

All our FSM brothers and sisters must join together in our spread of the divine message!
They WILL be touched by his noodly appendage!

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

You find me a SINGLE war started by True Christians(tm) in the history of the world and I'll eat my hat.

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Friend, we aren't violent that you can prove. We merely follow the Bible 100%.

Crusades, mindless homo-bashing, Muslim bashing, Metal-bashing, and the list goes on.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

Friend, we aren't violent that you can prove. We merely follow the Bible 100%.

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I don't suppose quoting you the scriptures is going to do any good.

This naturally begs the question, why are you here?

Because some asshole wrote a book, broke the natural order, caused some wars, and I don't like it. Muslims aren't the only violent religion, and I believe I am looking at the prime example in these forums here.

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Still not seeing the proof. Could I be blind, or just intelligent?

I don't suppose quoting you the scriptures is going to do any good.

This naturally begs the question, why are you here?

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Very funny. I see what you did there, blasphemer.

The Word of God tells us that,

A. You are damned for your blasphemy.
B. We are blessed by your persecution.

Still not seeing the proof. Could I be blind, or just intelligent?

[Levi Jones]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have yet to see any proof that Spaghetti did not exist before the world.

Very funny. I see what you did there, blasphemer.

The Word of God tells us that,

A. You are damned for your blasphemy.
B. We are blessed by your persecution.

[Sovreign Slayer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have yet to see any proof that Spaghetti did not exist before the world.

[G. Fawks]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I'm with you, my fellow Pastafarian!
They're just pissed off 'cause our god has bigger balls than theirs!
See you in our heaven with all our strippers and beer volcanos!
Arr, matey, arr!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If he's left-handed, we just hit the Trifecta.

I WIN! I WIN!

Now I can finally afford that . . . um . . . new church sprinkler system! Yes!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Now, don't tell me.......... let me guess.....
You are not only a ginger but you are also a midget?

If he's left-handed, we just hit the Trifecta.

[Rapture Eddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Ok, mark christ, <---for starters, dont we think highly of ourselves...if my memory serves me correct, the book you people call the bible says that PRIDE GOETH BEFORE FALL...suck on that one, while im on the topic of sucking, your statement of nothing being more delicious than the love of jesus, sounds really homo-erotic...more-over why would you wanna blow the son of christ?? You are a one sick fornicator..really man.
While im on such a beautiful role, midgets ARE NOT the spawn satan, but are instead your god's little punch line, also if you "people" were as intelligent as you think, you'll know that its been proven that midgets, are a genetic deformity, but alas your aren't.
Moving on, your god is as "real" as this persons god...and your a closed minded douche monger for believing that your tome, is the only right one. Might i remind you that the tome you call the "bible" was written by the hands of mortals, and rewritten by the hands of corrupt mortals...hmmm looking at it from that POV(Point Of View for you...you...hell i cant think of anythin to call you) your "holy bible" isnt so holy, it appears to me that its quite sullied.
Finally mark christ, you should really check yourself into the nearest mental institution...im serious, if your hearing the voice of a being that you cannot produce hard proof of its existence, your in desperate need of medical help from those with the proper education, and training.

Now, don't tell me.......... let me guess.....
You are not only a ginger but you are also a midget?