[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Yet again Lisa your Brainwashing prevents you from comprehending what is being said.

Look, I am not one of your drunken whore strippers. So stop having your pervert fantasies.

The drunken stripper is not an object of desire she is an embarrassment and nobody wants her.

I believe in the Real True God, not some silly pasta idol.

You believe in the false god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales

Just put your silly idol worship away and start believing in the Lord.

I do not worship an idol, I worship the One True God, our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Pastalm XXV -- The Lament of Linguini

1. And He toucheth me as he doth touch thy midgit.
2. Yea how I lament thy loss at not being touched by Him
3. As He toucheth only thy midgit.
4. Thou art good and kind in thy gift of Linguini in honour of Him
5. And how I wisheth that He hath seen thy gift to Him.

6. For He hath been known to be fickle in His touching
7. And misseth thee from His list.
8. For thou art inventive in thy pasta
9. And doeth all He requireth of thee.
10. Yea how I lament thy loss.

11. Do not wail at thy loss
12. As thou art strong in thy reserve
13. And deserveth not to be seen by thy admirers as such.
14. For may he once look up from His mighty beer mug
15. And see thy pain and touch thee.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Lisa in the parable of the Drunken Stripper her actions make her unattractive and undesirable, I have no interest in chasing one, who like you, constnly repeats the behaviour of the Drunken Stripper.
Your faith is based on the brainwashing you have received by those that want to control you, it is not based on truth or any real knowledge of the One True God and Our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I have gone over this many times before, but your Drunken Stripper nature prevents you from understanding that I do not worship food, I prepare food in a form that pleases The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Look, I am not one of your drunken whore strippers. So stop having your pervert fantasies.

I believe in the Real True God, not some silly pasta idol.

Just put your silly idol worship away and start believing in the Lord.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Hey I don't want to be part of any of your dirty perverted role play games. I am not some drunken stripper whore like you chase after with your noodle appendage.

Lisa in the parable of the Drunken Stripper her actions make her unattractive and undesirable, I have no interest in chasing one, who like you, constnly repeats the behaviour of the Drunken Stripper.

My faith and belief in the Real God are fine thankyou. You are the one that is having problems, worshiping food, chasing wanton whores, and playing with noodle appendages. I suggest you turn away from your silly ways and start believing in the Lord.

Your faith is based on the brainwashing you have received by those that want to control you, it is not based on truth or any real knowledge of the One True God and Our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

I have gone over this many times before, but your Drunken Stripper nature prevents you from understanding that I do not worship food, I prepare food in a form that pleases The One True God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You did not read my last post correctly. what ever you ran over was NOT the FSM. Still you are unable to mock God with his correct initials as your subconscious will not let you.

Your subconscious keeps dragging you back to this thread, trying to get you to read the truth that can be found within it, but the convict with your conscious mind is strong, so powerful is the brainwashing you have under gone. It is all you can do to play the role of The Drunken Stripper endlessly repeating the same tired things over and over again.

But it is not your fault Lisa you are a victim and I do not blame you for that way you are acting, God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not blame you either. We blame those responsible for your brainwashing, those that do not want you to know the truth, those that have made their false god, those that force you to follow the words of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales and make you believe that is holds the truth when it clearly does not.

Read the truth Lisa, His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal and can not be run over in a car park.

Second Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief

Hey I don't want to be part of any of your dirty perverted role play games. I am not some drunken stripper whore like you chase after with your noodle appendage. I do not want to guess what sick fantasies you have about me.

My faith and belief in the Real God are fine thankyou. You are the one that is having problems, worshiping food, chasing wanton whores, and playing with noodle appendages. I suggest you turn away from your silly ways and start believing in the Lord.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

You poor misguided fool. You did not read my last post correctly. There is no longer a PSM. I killed it when I parked my car on it. You are still here because it is only a false god.

You did not read my last post correctly. what ever you ran over was NOT the FSM. Still you are unable to mock God with his correct initials as your subconscious will not let you.

Your subconscious keeps dragging you back to this thread, trying to get you to read the truth that can be found within it, but the convict with your conscious mind is strong, so powerful is the brainwashing you have under gone. It is all you can do to play the role of The Drunken Stripper endlessly repeating the same tired things over and over again.

But it is not your fault Lisa you are a victim and I do not blame you for that way you are acting, God, The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not blame you either. We blame those responsible for your brainwashing, those that do not want you to know the truth, those that have made their false god, those that force you to follow the words of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales and make you believe that is holds the truth when it clearly does not.

Read the truth Lisa, His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal and can not be run over in a car park.

Second Announcement Regarding Canonical Belief

1 His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster is Eternal, without beginning and without end, and with a whole tangled mess in the middle.
2 He willed All That There Is into existence when He saw fit to do so and in the order He chose.
3 He prankishly thwarts all human attempts to find out exactly when or how this might have occured.

4 He has chosen, in His Holy Sauced Wisdom, to reveal only these certain truths: that after the Earth itself, came mountains, trees and a midgit/midget (but not necessarily in that order), and that thereafter He took three days off, Friday being the Holiest among them.

5 What came next is the subject of much great lore passed from the midgit/midgets down through the ever-dwindling pirate population, also the Holy Inspired Works revealed to and gathered by His Faithful Followers, and attempts at scientific conjecture, each of which have varying levels of accuracy and entertainment value.
6 His Saucy Orbs do Look With Delight upon that which is well-written.

7 For as His Noodly Appendages Do Touch Us, so too do they touch even the smallest atoms of the universe, and re-arrange them for His Own Holy Amusement, so as to drive scientists insane.
8 And thus, if Creationism is to be taught as Science, then the Great and Holy Truth of the Creation of the Universe by His Holiness the Flying Spaghetti Monster must also be taught.

-Solipsy of the First Council of Olive Garden

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

.

I do not want to hear about you playing with your noodle appendage

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Lisa I still feel the Touch Of His Noodly Appendages, I have not floated off into space as would surely happen if the Great Noodle left us. A being that created the Universe and all it contains would hardly even notice an impact with your car, you in the other hand would notice if such a thing happened and I do not think their would be much left of you vehicle.

Has you medication been changed recently Lisa?
I made no God, God Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, made me, and you.

You poor misguided fool. You did not read my last post correctly. There is no longer a PSM. I killed it when I parked my car on it. You are still here because it is only a false god.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I parked on your silly idol PSM. It is no longer, so you have nothing to worship. The reason you are still here is because PSM was a false idol god.

Lisa I still feel the Touch Of His Noodly Appendages, I have not floated off into space as would surely happen if the Great Noodle left us. A being that created the Universe and all it contains would hardly even notice an impact with your car, you in the other hand would notice if such a thing happened and I do not think their would be much left of you vehicle.

Has you medication been changed recently Lisa?

I will leave you with this quote from The kjv1611 - collected fairy tales.

Exodus 34:17 You shall make no molded gods for yourselves.

I made no God, God Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, made me, and you.

[Lisa H]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I have no idea what is was you actually ran over Lisa but I KNOW it was not Our Lord, He has been since before the dawn of time and if he had ceased to be so would his creation, so as I am still here I can be 100% confident that so is He.
Nothing new to come up with Lisa? still with the allegation of Salad misuse, my that inner turmoil must be hitting you hard today.

I parked on your silly idol PSM. It is no longer, so you have nothing to worship. The reason you are still here is because PSM was a false idol god.

I will leave you with this quote from Exodus

Exodus 34:17 You shall make no molded gods for yourselves.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

I'm a dane (a person from Denmark) and I'm here to tell those so called "christians" that they are wrong about the things they say about other countries and cultures they don't even know anything about.

So you are admitting you hate Christians and Americans.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

But you don't believe in punctuation, or reading what people have written. My references above were to FSM Scripture, NOT THE Bible.

So you're not a Christian, not a Pastafarian, not an athiest (you know too much), just what are you, and why are you here?

I'm a dane (a person from Denmark) and I'm here to tell those so called "christians" that they are wrong about the things they say about other countries and cultures they don't even know anything about.

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

Translation:

how good you finally admit it

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

because I believe in science, and meatballs

But you don't believe in punctuation, or reading what people have written. My references above were to FSM Scripture, NOT THE Bible.

So you're not a Christian, not a Pastafarian, not an athiest (you know too much), just what are you, and why are you here?

[THE_HATER]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

If you won't even open a Bible, how do you know that you're not Christian?

because I believe in science, and meatballs

[Didymus Much]

Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

since I don't believe in the bible, I wont even open it, at any time

If you won't even open a Bible, how do you know that you're not Christian?