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  • THE_HATER
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 37

    #121
    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    the only god in the world is the great flying spaghetthi monster

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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #122
      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

      Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
      the only god in the world is the great flying spaghetthi monster
      Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • THE_HATER
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Jul 2010
        • 37

        #123
        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.
        looks like someone don't know anything about the true god

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        • Jo Freddie
          Unsaved trash
          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #124
          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Looks like someone wants to be your new cabin boy Jo Freddie.
          Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • THE_HATER
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2010
            • 37

            #125
            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.
            tell me more about the flying spaghetti monster please

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            • Lisa H
              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
              True Christian™
              • Jun 2010
              • 5070

              #126
              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              Nothing of the sort, just another case of someone reading our discussion, weighing the different arguments we put forward and coming to their own conclusion that it makes much more sense that the One True God and our Lord and Creator is The Flying Spaghetti Monster and NOT the mythical god you can't even name.
              You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

              I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol

              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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              • THE_HATER
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2010
                • 37

                #127
                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

                I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol

                I noticed the picture was made in photoshop

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #128
                  Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                  Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                  tell me more about the flying spaghetti monster please
                  A Condensed History of the World
                  Five Thousand Years Ago:
                  The Beginning

                  THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER created the universe and a bunch of planets, including Earth. No one except Himself was around to see it, but we suspect it was rather dull. The initial creation, obviously, must have been spectacular, but He then spent the next ten to one hundred years painstakingly preparing the universe to appear older then it actually is. Photons were placed individually, en route to earth, ostensibly emitted millions of years ago from stars across the galaxy. In reality, we know that each proton was divinely placed and red-shifted (The universe appears to be expanding, much like cooked pasta, as illustrated by observed light from distant galaxies shifting toward the Marinara Spectrum. Some scientists cite this as support for His preference for red sauce, but they are most likely idiots) appropriately to make the universe appear to be billions of years old. We are still finding His camouflage methods at work today; each time scientists discover apparent evidence of billions-of-years-old universe, we can be assured that this is just more elaborate preparation He put in place.
                  I have posted much on this Forum about The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, so I will point you in the right direction to read more.


                  The Holy Noodle
                  A Condensed History of the World
                  Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.
                  Edd's Letters
                  Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?
                  The Most High and Holy Prayer
                  Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta

                  In my signature you can find details of where to find the Holy Text
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                  I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • THE_HATER
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 37

                    #129
                    Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                    A Condensed History of the World
                    Five Thousand Years Ago:
                    The Beginning


                    I have posted much on this Forum about The One True God, Blessed be His Noodly Appendages, so I will point you in the right direction to read more.


                    The Holy Noodle
                    A Condensed History of the World
                    Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.
                    Edd's Letters
                    Does Pastafarianism Pre-Date Bobby Henderson?
                    The Most High and Holy Prayer
                    Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta

                    In my signature you can find details of where to find the Holy Text
                    I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster

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                    • Jo Freddie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #130
                      Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                      Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                      You poor misguided person. You know you are worship an idol, a plate of spaghetti.

                      I forget to tell you. When I was out shopping today I parked on your PSM idol
                      Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.
                      Posted via Pasta

                      True Pastafarian™

                      May my Sauce be with you!
                      Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                      Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                      The Loose Canon - HTML version
                      Loose Canon Fan Page
                      North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                      I have been to The Volcano!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #131
                        Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                        Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                        I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster
                        My friend it is not just a story, unlike the kjv1611 - collected fairy tales it IS THE TRUTH.
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #132
                          Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          Lisa, poor Lisa, I can see the inner turmoil you are going through, let me help you, your subconscious KNOWS I speak nothing but the TRUTH but you will not or can not accept what it is trying to tell you. That is why you keep referring to the PSM because you inner self will is trying so hard to stop you insulting the FSM. This struggle inside you must hurt, you can be free of the pain if you accept the TRUTH. Accept The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lisa.
                          Stop smoking your side salad. You are impairing mental capacities. Who would want to believe your ridicules story. Besides I squashed your idol when I parked on it. Luckily there was a hose handy so I could wash it of.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Petal
                            LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 991

                            #133
                            Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                            Originally posted by THE_HATER View Post
                            I love the story about the flying spaghetti monster
                            you needs to quits encouragin him, he be yappity-yap-yap-yappin abouts pasta gods, an it silly cuz it not real , you needs some realitys like how lord Jesus live in the sky wiv his daddy an the angels an stuff

                            that be Mr.Freddie, he a loon ---> <--- an that be the wraths of lord God!


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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #134
                              Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              Stop smoking your side salad. You are impairing mental capacities. Who would want to believe your ridicules story. Besides I squashed your idol when I parked on it. Luckily there was a hose handy so I could wash it of.
                              My mental capacity is just fine Lisa, you on the other had Lisa are being torn apart inside.

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Notice how I do not stoop down to you level Lisa, how I keep my dignity, that is because I KNOW who God IS, and He IS The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

                              For all you protests to the contrary, it is clear from your words, they way you keep resorting to allegations of salad misuse, that you are having your doubts about the mythical being you hold up as a god.
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #135
                                Re: 10 Reasons that god is a flying spaghetti monster!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                My mental capacity is just fine Lisa, you on the other had Lisa are being torn apart inside.
                                You are just being silly. Now stop worship pasta and start believing in the One True God. Everyone here is laughing at you and your ridicules story.

                                Since you hang around here;
                                ► You must believe in the One True God, or
                                ► Like being ridiculed, or
                                ► Want to be saved, or
                                ► Have no friends
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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