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  • Joh
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    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    Originally posted by Celtic View Post
    Or is it just the fact that they don't join landover...

    Anyways, this site bores me, ta ta.

    In case you didn't notice, they're not True Christians.

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  • Buford T Scoggins
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    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    Sure they are a fine organization....ignoring the fact they lynched many African Americans and burned crosses in front of their houses.
    There you go again, smearing the KKK based on nothing but rumors and lies spread by liberals. First of all, the KKK never lynched African Americans, only negras. Secondly, it was only uppity negras who committed crimes like robbery, sitting at the front of the bus and lusting after white women. As for burning crosses, what's wrong with having a little Saturday night bonfire and barbecue - why they even shared their marshmallows and hot dogs with the darkies!

    You really need to get your facts straight!

    praying for you,
    Buford

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
    What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p

    Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!
    My name is PASTOR Ezekiel friend, and my admonition comes from scripture.

    1 Corinthians 11:3
    But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    1 Corinthians 14:34-36
    Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.

    Ephesians 5:22-24
    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

    Colossians 3:18
    Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord.

    1 Timothy 2:11-15
    Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing.

    1 Peter 3:1
    Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.


    Have you ever even opened a Bible? I hope you are'nt another queer goth, are you?

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    Originally posted by James Norrington View Post
    What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p
    A show where a fat negress sow instructs empty-headed women what to think. Mrs. Strange Folk is making unprovoked personal attacks, and there's no need for that.
    Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!
    That's Pastor Ezekiel to you, you addle-headed Communist!

    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.


    Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
    23 For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body.
    24 Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in every thing.

    Jesus Himself explicitly compares the relationship between husband and wife to the relationship between Jesus and man. We didn't write the Bible, He did.

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  • James Norrington
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    What sort of show is Oprea, and stop being so mean to Mrs. Strange Folk, she's only asking questions! :p

    Technically speaking though, worshipping your husband would be to worship a false idol! I'm very surprised at what you said, Mr. Ezekiel!

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    Well you seem rather angry over what i said. I thought my opinion meant nothing. Shouldn't i have just been banned since my opinion is worthless?
    Lady, we don't ban people just for being misguided sinners. Jesus has called you here for a reason. The only thing that matters is Jesus, not your empty-headed female opinions, which probably change every time you watch Oprea on secular TV.

    Open your heart to Christ. Have you read the Bible? Do you worship your Husband properly?

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  • strange_folk
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Listen lady, you are going to hell, and I have sworn an oath to Jesus as a Pastor to do any and everything I can to help save you from that self-imposed torment. Your opinion means nothing, because you are not Saved by the blood of Christ. And if a long lecture will get you Saved, then that's by-God what you'll get!

    Have you ever even read the Holy Word of God?
    Well you seem rather angry over what i said. I thought my opinion meant nothing. Shouldn't i have just been banned since my opinion is worthless?

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    all i needed was a simple answer, you can call my faith false i can call yours false and nothing would come of it, so i won't tell you mine since i don't need a long lecture on how i am going to hell
    Friend,

    We are not trying to send you to hell. We are trying to help you avoid it. Do you really want to be ass raped by Satan for all eternity? Of course not. Then let us help you friend. I for one do not want to see Satan force his barbed, over size tallywacker in between your tender buttocks and spray burning sulfur into your colon. That is is just a horrible though! Please reach out of Jesus helping hand friend.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    all i needed was a simple answer, you can call my faith false i can call yours false and nothing would come of it, so i won't tell you mine since i don't need a long lecture on how i am going to hell
    Listen lady, you are going to hell, and I have sworn an oath to Jesus as a Pastor to do any and everything I can to help save you from that self-imposed torment. Your opinion means nothing, because you are not Saved by the blood of Christ. And if a long lecture will get you Saved, then that's by-God what you'll get!

    Have you ever even read the Holy Word of God?

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  • strange_folk
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    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Answer: No.

    Jesus did not die for sodomites, nor those who support them (SBC), nor those who pick and choose which parts of the Holy Bible they want to follow.

    Take a look at my piece on why the SBC is doomed to eternal damnation. I'm sure you'll find THIS interesting.

    By the way, which false church do you attend?
    all i needed was a simple answer, you can call my faith false i can call yours false and nothing would come of it, so i won't tell you mine since i don't need a long lecture on how i am going to hell

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    Doesn't Jesus love all Baptists?
    Answer: No.

    Jesus did not die for sodomites, nor those who support them (SBC), nor those who pick and choose which parts of the Holy Bible they want to follow.

    Take a look at my piece on why the SBC is doomed to eternal damnation. I'm sure you'll find THIS interesting.

    By the way, which false church do you attend?

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  • strange_folk
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    Originally posted by Buford T Scoggins View Post
    You should remember that the KKK used pure 100% cotton sheets. And growing cotton created jobs for millions of Negroes in the South. So really, the KKK was helping to support the local economy, which benefited everybody. However, the dirty rotten Democrats under the Kennedy administration nearly crushed this fine organization. Now the cotton industry has moved to Egypt, home of Muslim terrorists. They need the cotton for their faggoty raghead outfits.

    Really, you shouldn't engage in smear tactics. Listen to Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter - you could learn much from them about how the liberals are always lying, distorting the truth about the KKK, our victories in Iraq, global warming, and all that.

    Now read your Bible and repent,
    Buford
    Sure they are a fine organization....ignoring the fact they lynched many African Americans and burned crosses in front of their houses.

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  • Buford T Scoggins
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    Originally posted by strange_folk View Post
    well you avatar (forum icon) looks like a member of the KKK, it may not be but that's what it does look like.
    You should remember that the KKK used pure 100% cotton sheets. And growing cotton created jobs for millions of Negroes in the South. So really, the KKK was helping to support the local economy, which benefited everybody. However, the dirty rotten Democrats under the Kennedy administration nearly crushed this fine organization. Now the cotton industry has moved to Egypt, home of Muslim terrorists. They need the cotton for their faggoty raghead outfits.

    Really, you shouldn't engage in smear tactics. Listen to Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter - you could learn much from them about how the liberals are always lying, distorting the truth about the KKK, our victories in Iraq, global warming, and all that.

    Now read your Bible and repent,
    Buford

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  • strange_folk
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    Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
    How long did it take you to read all of those posts?


    Who says Jesus loves them? "Pastor" Phelps is a bit too liberal for my tastes.


    Friend, I have read the entire Bible cover-to-cover fourty-two times. I'm working on my fourty-third now. I am just about as educated as a man can get. I am a Pastor with a large and wealthy congregation. You will find that I am right most places.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    1. How long did it take you to read all of those posts?
    Oh so long......

    2. Who says Jesus loves them? "Pastor" Phelps is a bit too liberal for my tastes.

    Doesn't Jesus love all Baptists?

    3.Friend, I have read the entire Bible cover-to-cover fourty-two times. I'm working on my forty-third now. I am just about as educated as a man can get. I am a Pastor with a large and wealthy congregation. You will find that I am right most places.

    Is that an exact number and how long did it take you to read It that many times?

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  • strange_folk
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    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    It's not. It is the Landover Security Detail uniform. We've worn this proudly since the 1840s when we had to protect our church from gangs of Irish Catholics.

    Calling me a racist was a cheep personal attack and you should apologies.
    I do apologize thanks for clearing that up.

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