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  • SalvationSeeker
    True Christian™ Theologian
    Forum Member
    • Sep 2006
    • 3892

    #16
    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

    Originally posted by Celtic View Post
    WTH?
    I said to talk with you little... Wow, that's actually very funny.
    xD Good sense of humour. Anyhow, ta.
    Freudian slip, eh?
    Jesus can help you get rid of these fag fantasies you keep locked up inside you..

    BTW I've decreased the space you used in your last two posts.
    Seriously, one empty line between statements is enough.. You don't need four.
    If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
    A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
    Proverbs 9:12-13

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #17
      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

      Originally posted by Celtic View Post
      Haggis? Never tasted that. I'm afraid you stereotype too much.
      Alright then, get out of here you deep-fried-buckfast-and-smack-butt! Happy now?
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Celtic
        Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
        • Oct 2007
        • 111

        #18
        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

        Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
        Alright then, get out of here you deep-fried-buckfast-and-smack-butt! Happy now?

        Actually, that sounds rather like McDonalds....

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        • Sister Noddy
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2007
          • 1843

          #19
          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

          Originally posted by Celtic View Post

          Am I odd if I'm fine with just enjoying life, then dying and staying dead?
          I can't imagine such a dull and boring existence, odd-bod ...
          1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
          1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


          1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

          Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
          Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #20
            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

            Originally posted by Celtic View Post
            Funny. One of my friends(annoyingly christian) had a deforme dbrother, and he rparents were raised christian and are christian.
            What's funny about it? Are you a Nazi?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Brother V
              True Christian™ Nitric Oxide
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3481

              #21
              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              And we care so much about what you, some swedish homosexual atheist THINK, that we will discard everything God has to say..
              Probably listens to a lot of rap music too!!!
              Judges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.

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              • Celtic
                Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                • Oct 2007
                • 111

                #22
                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                Originally posted by Brother V View Post
                Probably listens to a lot of rap music too!!!

                Nope, I hate ra with a passion. But I very much like Bowie, The Killers and the beatles.

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                • Celtic
                  Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 111

                  #23
                  Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  What's funny about it? Are you a Nazi?
                  Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

                  Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #24
                    Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                    Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                    Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

                    Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.
                    It sounds more like you are one of the those gays guys trapped in a woman's body the way you harlot around with any guy who walks by.

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                    • Goats
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Oct 2007
                      • 74

                      #25
                      Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                      Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs
                      God IS the Salvation. We are his messengers, NOT his workers. We bring people TO HIM. Don't you people see that I am a retarded?

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                      • Bobby-Joe
                        Landover Security Superviser
                        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 18405

                        #26
                        Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                        Originally posted by Goats View Post
                        Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs
                        Friend,

                        Is that really a Christian attitude? Hate us and you are hating Jesus. You have to take Christ's Tough Love(r) in stride and say "Thank you Lord, may I have another?". If the ancient Israelites gave into hatred like you are do you think they would have had the moral strength to purged the promised land of the Canaanites?

                        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                          Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                          Nope, I hate ra with a passion. But I very much like Bowie, The Killers and the beatles.
                          Who's ra?
                          Do you mean that false egyptian sun-god?
                          Well friend, we hate him too. Glad to see that we can agree on something atleast.


                          Originally posted by Goats View Post
                          Go Celtic! I hate these people right now. They;re complete nobs
                          And what did we ever do to deserve your hate?
                          Preach to you from the Bible? Inform you that the Bible says you're a false teacher, a child of satan, and hellbound?
                          If you hate us for pointing out what God's Word says.. I can't even begin to imagine how much you must hate God Himself.
                          I will pray for you.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Celtic
                            Landover Habilitation and Therapy Unit (For those unfit to mix with the normal public)
                            • Oct 2007
                            • 111

                            #28
                            Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                            Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                            Who's ra?
                            Do you mean that false egyptian sun-god?
                            Well friend, we hate him too. Glad to see that we can agree on something atleast.




                            And what did we ever do to deserve your hate?
                            Preach to you from the Bible? Inform you that the Bible says you're a false teacher, a child of satan, and hellbound?
                            If you hate us for pointing out what God's Word says.. I can't even begin to imagine how much you must hate God Himself.
                            I will pray for you.
                            No, rap***** Thanks for the support, sometimes this site stops being funny: Oh, and I actually like Ancient Egyptian culture, very interesting.

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2026
                              • 15118

                              #29
                              Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                              Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                              Noooo, it was funny how you refferred to deforme dpeople as demons.

                              Oh, and I'm not homosexual-First of all, I'm a girl, I sleep with guys, and I'm Scottish.
                              Scotsmen are all homers wearing Skirts 'n all

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                              • SalvationSeeker
                                True Christian™ Theologian
                                Forum Member
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 3892

                                #30
                                Re: What do you guys find wrong with people having different reli

                                Originally posted by Celtic View Post
                                No, rap***** Thanks for the support, sometimes this site stops being funny:
                                Oh, okay.
                                I can't see what's so "funny" about this site though, but I do get the point of your message:
                                That hatemongering children like that "Goats" only ruin it for everyone by sabotaging the mature discussion we're trying to have here.

                                He is a good example of what happens when mothers abandon their children to pursue a "career".. And it makes me sad.
                                I suppose we can't blame him alone for hating Jesus and everything that is good, cause his parents are probably just as responsible.

                                Oh, and I actually like Ancient Egyptian culture, very interesting.
                                You should stay away from such nonsense, it is of satan and designed to damn your soul.
                                Why don't you read the KJV1611 Bible instead, try it, you're going to like it's uplifting message!
                                If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                Proverbs 9:12-13

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