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  • Mr Holyfire
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    Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    Why fire mages and not ice mages?
    Easy brother, Mud slimes cannot be ice mages due to Hell having no ice.

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  • Dirk
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    Why fire mages and not ice mages?

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  • biza the godmocker
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    Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

    Originally posted by Dirk View Post
    Why would a muslim have magic powers?
    They are Fire mages!

    <--Mohammed

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  • Dirk
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    Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

    Why would a muslim have magic powers?

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  • Mrs. Mary Whitford
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    There is at least one magic mudslime...

    Republican, Libertarian, Constitution Party, Christian Restoration Party welcome. No liberals or Demonrats allowed.


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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: Do Muslims have magic powers?

    No, Muslims do not have "magic powers", but they are essentially Satanists. They worship Satan in the form of the moon-god "Allah", which is one of the Devil's many guises. Often times they pray to Satan for the destruction of non-Muslims.

    This is a very powerful prayer against Witchcraft. This prayer can shut down witches and satanists forever. Being that this prayer basically shuts down the senders of the hexes and vexes by returning their evil to them sevenfold.

    Father,
    In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, I plead the precious uncorruptable blood of Jesus over myself and my family and everything that belongs to us. I ask for giant warrior Angels to be loosed from Heaven to surround and protect us. As your war club and weapons of war I break down, undamn, and blow up all walls of protection around all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, and the like, and I break the power of all curses, hexes, vexes, spells, charms, fetishes, physic prayers, physic thought, all witchcraft, sorcery, magic, voodoo, all mind control, jinxes, potions, bewitchments, death, destruction, sickness, pain, torment, physic power, physic warfare, prayer chains, and everything else being sent my way or my family members way, and I return it and the demons to the senders right now!, SEVENFOLD, and I BIND it to them by the Blood of Jesus!

    Father, I pray that these lost souls will find the light of your son Jesus.. Their own snares and traps have been set against themselves.. In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth I now loose them from all mindcontrol of satan!.. Father I also ask that you Bind the Holy Spirit to there hearts as a guide to your son Jesus.. So they may be set free from the bondages of satan.

    In Jesus name I pray..
    Amen

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  • J.EagerBeliever
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    Do Muslims have magic powers?

    Some mud slimes are building an islamic training center in my beloved town, and some of us locals are trying to prevent it from being built. In fact, we're marching on the courthouse today to protest.

    Should I be worried that some of their witchdoctors might try to put a spell on us?
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