[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You mean there is a time limit on bashing homo-loving, mudslime butt-kissing, commie eurotrash? I wasn't aware of that.

If you had something that was actually interesting to add, then yes, by all means bring up an old thread.

But to bring up a 2-year-old thread just to vomit your hatred on our site, then no, that's kind of a waste of our time.

Job 5:2 For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

Psalm 138:7 Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou wilt revive me: thou shalt stretch forth thine hand against the wrath of mine enemies, and thy right hand shall save me.

Proverbs 11:23 The desire of the righteous is only good: but the expectation of the wicked is wrath.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You brought up a 2-year-old thread just for that?

You mean there is a time limit on bashing homo-loving, mudslime butt-kissing, commie eurotrash? I wasn't aware of that.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

You guys surrendered to the Germans even faster than the Frogs.

You brought up a 2-year-old thread just for that?

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yip yap

You guys surrendered to the Germans even faster than the Frogs.

[nonbelieversdie]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I have never seen this country mentioned in The Holy Bible... and I read It every night. However Denmark sounds a bit like 'demon' a satanic agent promoting ungodliness and homosexuals, and it is well known that satan often tries to fool us. so you are satanic and should get off Jesus's forums immediately!

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

It is obvious to every true Christian here that you saying you are a polyglodyte is your own secret satanic code of admitting to your inner sodomic demon, your demon is clearly seeing butts everywhere...

Dear hellbound heathen:

- Who let you use trademarked True Christian™ name without authorization - especially on these Godly forums?
- Stop making dung up; you have no clue what polyglodyte means - you just can’t have it.
- Lay down that pipe; crack is a helluve drug.
- God has your behind; praise him!

...I'd suggest you modulate your tone, apologize, and pray that he forgives you.

Only God can forgive him; by abusing the Godly True Christian™ name he blasphemed against the Holy Ghost

Luke 12:10 And whosoever shall speak a word against the Son of man, it shall be forgiven him: but unto him that blasphemeth against the Holy Ghost it shall not be forgiven.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

It is obvious to every true Christian here that you saying you are a polyglodyte is your own secret satanic code of admitting to your inner sodomic demon, your demon is clearly seeing butts everywhere.

Cleanse yourself! Become one of the true wariors of God

The only thing obvious to THIS True Christian(tm) is that you are being insolent and disrespectful to Brother Dan. I'd suggest you modulate your tone, apologize, and pray that he forgives you.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[HolyPriest]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

It is obvious to every true Christian here that you saying you are a polyglodyte is your own secret satanic code of admitting to your inner sodomic demon, your demon is clearly seeing butts everywhere.

Cleanse yourself! Become one of the true wariors of God

[HolyPriest]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Oh c’mon, do you really think that we wouldn’t notice an obvious sodomitic allusion of this phrase?

Wait, what?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Smørrebrød means buttered bread...

Oh c’mon, do you really think that we wouldn’t notice an obvious sodomitic allusion of this phrase?

[HolyPriest]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

That’s a traditional Danish greeting called “smørrebrød” (“reacharound” in Godly American)

YiC

D.U.H.

P.S.: Yeah, I'm a polyglodyte... or something

Smørrebrød means buttered bread. Get your facts straight. It should be in the Bible somewhere.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Where is that chinaman's hand?????

That’s a traditional Danish greeting called “smørrebrød” (“reacharound” in Godly American)

YiC

D.U.H.

P.S.: Yeah, I'm a polyglodyte... or something

[Zechariah Smyth]

IMHO, Danes are great; look:

Where is that chinaman's hand?????

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Dan U. Holier]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

IMHO, Danes are great; look:

[Red Dwarf]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[QUOTE=DenmarkFTW;560200]8 reasons why GOD LOVES Denmark!


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3. The Danish Prime minister is Rasmussen! and he was awesome! but he did never cykle in the Tour, he was too busy makeing Denmark MORE AWESOME!!!

Children used to call Homers Rasmussen In Iceland (i asked a Eskimo that fled from Finland and lives there in hiding) so no Wonder why he looks constipated all the time.

5. God loves us eaven more for makeing Lego, because it has brough so much good to the world! we are EAVEN MORE AWESOME NOW!

Lego was invented by a Homer = you put them together from the back door.

8. God loves us, because know how to love thy neighbour, and Turn the other cheek,

The only cheek you the Danes turn is the behind one