[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Texas is God's favorite country

Please tell me where in the Bible God mentions Texas.

and just for that, we're going to send 10,000 orange-selling Mexicans your way. Speaking of which......why did Santy Anny send only 3000 Mexicans to the Alamo? Because he had only 2 pickup trucks and a station wagon.

Your close association with messicans is mighty suspicious.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

No, it is the choice of a wise leader, putting the more expendable ones in front to cause the emeny to waste resources.
Come on Otto, if anyone should know this, it would be you and the gooks.

True. Libtards make great cannon fodder.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Texas is God's favorite country and just for that, we're going to send 10,000 orange-selling Mexicans your way.

Speaking of which......why did Santy Anny send only 3000 Mexicans to the Alamo? Because he had only 2 pickup trucks and a station wagon.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

My hometown is in the Godly state of Texas, where churches and gun stores outnumber liquor stores.........you know, that state led by a God-fearing Texas patriot, Rick Perry.

Also, we're the state that just might secede from formerly Godly and great nation once known as the United States of America, but now known as The People's Muslim-Socialist Republic of Obamastan.

Remember, I am a man, we are strong, responsible, intelligent, and logical. Women, on the other hand, are overly emotional, of to the point of hysterics.

11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved min childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...15&version=KJV

Texas ain't a town, Rick Perry is a frenchman, and the women of Landover don't need your crap.



Yours in Christ,

Zech

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! It seems you have mistaken BelieverInGod with some skanky tramp from your hometown.

My hometown is in the Godly state of Texas, where churches and gun stores outnumber liquor stores.........you know, that state led by a God-fearing Texas patriot, Rick Perry.

Also, we're the state that just might secede from formerly Godly and great nation once known as the United States of America, but now known as The People's Muslim-Socialist Republic of Obamastan.

Remember, I am a man, we are strong, responsible, intelligent, and logical. Women, on the other hand, are overly emotional, of to the point of hysterics.

11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. 12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. 13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. 14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. 15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved min childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...15&version=KJV

[James Hutchins]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Usually, when women lead from the front, it is because the men have become soft, weak, lieberal beta males.

No, it is the choice of a wise leader, putting the more expendable ones in front to cause the emeny to waste resources.
Come on Otto, if anyone should know this, it would be you and the gooks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I may not be you father, husband, teacher or pastor, but women do not ever lecture men about anything......EVER! I only take orders from the Lord, God, and HE isn't female!

Hello, and welcome to our friendly forums! It seems you have mistaken BelieverInGod with some skanky tramp from your hometown. In fact, she is a Daughter of the King (2 Corinthians 6:18), an heiress according to God's promise (Galatians 3:29). Her Salvation© has been guaranteed by the fine pastors of God's favorite forum. If you feel the pastors have lied in this matter, or that she has misquoted the Holy Scriptures in any way, please do contact a pastor immediately. Their email addresses can be found in their signatures, as well as at the bottom of this, and every, page on this forum. If you haven't already, please be sure to read this helpful guide for newcomers, and remember, if you want to share your opinion, kindly provide the scriptural support for it. Landover Baptist's universal declaration of rights on our forum can be found HERE.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I may not be you father, husband, teacher or pastor, but women do not ever lecture men about anything......EVER! I only take orders from the Lord, God, and HE isn't female!

[Didymus Much]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

...it's called World War II, not "The Great patriotic War" like they taught you in public school...

...And where did I call it the "great patriotic war"? I've never even heard that term for WWII before.

That's what the Russians call it.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

This is true. Since I haven't threatened to hunt anyone down, this doesnt apply to me.

BTW, you're the one who needs the history book......it's called World War II, not "The Great patriotic War" like they taught you in public school.

I pray for your rehabilitation and enlightenment.

Now get back into the kitchen!

I think you have me confused with someone else. I'm not your daughter, I'm not your wife, and you're neither my teacher nor pastor.

And where did I call it the "great patriotic war"? I've never even heard that term for WWII before.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Usually when people threaten to hunt down and kill people on the internets they end up in prison.

This is true. Since I haven't threatened to hunt anyone down, this doesnt apply to me.

BTW, you're the one who needs the history book......it's called World War II, not "The Great patriotic War" like they taught you in public school.

I pray for your rehabilitation and enlightenment.

Now get back into the kitchen!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Usually, when women lead from the front, it is because the men have become soft, weak, lieberal beta males.

Usually when people threaten to hunt down and kill people on the internets they end up in prison.

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Usually, when women lead from the front, it is because the men have become soft, weak, lieberal beta males.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Normally, I'd be appalled at your lack of enthusiasm when it comes to destroying the enemies of God and man but, since you're a woman, it is expected.

The man's job is to rule, kill heathen enemies, and generally run the show. The woman's is to support the men

God decides who should be killed, when and how. It is true that men should act, leading from the front, directed and supported by God.

But there is a certain type of man.. ..

And rather than seeing a nation destroyed there are women who will act,
always in accordance with God's Just Law and under His direction.

Deborah was such a woman:

Judges 4:1-23 And the children of Israel again did evil in the sight of the LORD, when Ehud was dead. And the LORD sold them into the hand of Jabin king of Canaan, that reigned in Hazor; the captain of whose host was Sisera, which dwelt in Harosheth of the Gentiles. And the children of Israel cried unto the LORD: for he had nine hundred chariots of iron; and twenty years he mightily oppressed the children of Israel. And Deborah, a prophetess, the wife of Lapidoth, she judged Israel at that time. And she dwelt under the palm tree of Deborah between Ramah and Bethel in mount Ephraim: and the children of Israel came up to her for judgment. And she sent and called Barak the son of Abinoam out of Kedeshnaphtali, and said unto him, Hath not the LORD God of Israel commanded, saying, Go and draw toward mount Tabor, and take with thee ten thousand men of the children of Naphtali and of the children of Zebulun? And I will draw unto thee to the river Kishon Sisera, the captain of Jabin's army, with his chariots and his multitude; and I will deliver him into thine hand. And Barak said unto her, If thou wilt go with me, then I will go: but if thou wilt not go with me, then I will not go. And she said, I will surely go with thee: notwithstanding the journey that thou takest shall not be for thine honour; for the LORD shall sell Sisera into the hand of a woman. And Deborah arose, and went with Barak to Kedesh. And Barak called Zebulun and Naphtali to Kedesh; and he went up with ten thousand men at his feet: and Deborah went up with him. Now Heber the Kenite, which was of the children of Hobab the father in law of Moses, had severed himself from the Kenites, and pitched his tent unto the plain of Zaanaim, which is by Kedesh. And they shewed Sisera that Barak the son of Abinoam was gone up to mount Tabor. And Sisera gathered together all his chariots, even nine hundred chariots of iron, and all the people that were with him, from Harosheth of the Gentiles unto the river of Kishon. And Deborah said unto Barak, Up; for this is the day in which the LORD hath delivered Sisera into thine hand: is not the LORD gone out before thee? So Barak went down from mount Tabor, and ten thousand men after him. And the LORD discomfited Sisera, and all his chariots, and all his host, with the edge of the sword before Barak; so that Sisera lighted down off his chariot, and fled away on his feet. But Barak pursued after the chariots, and after the host, unto Harosheth of the Gentiles: and all the host of Sisera fell upon the edge of the sword; and there was not a man left. Howbeit Sisera fled away on his feet to the tent of Jael the wife of Heber the Kenite: for there was peace between Jabin the king of Hazor and the house of Heber the Kenite. And Jael went out to meet Sisera, and said unto him, Turn in, my lord, turn in to me; fear not. And when he had turned in unto her into the tent, she covered him with a mantle. And he said unto her, Give me, I pray thee, a little water to drink; for I am thirsty. And she opened a bottle of milk, and gave him drink, and covered him. Again he said unto her, Stand in the door of the tent, and it shall be, when any man doth come and enquire of thee, and say, Is there any man here? that thou shalt say, No. Then Jael Heber's wife took a nail of the tent, and took an hammer in her hand, and went softly unto him, and smote the nail into his temples, and fastened it into the ground: for he was fast asleep and weary. So he died. And, behold, as Barak pursued Sisera, Jael came out to meet him, and said unto him, Come, and I will shew thee the man whom thou seekest. And when he came into her tent, behold, Sisera lay dead, and the nail was in his temples. So God subdued on that day Jabin the king of Canaan before the children of Israel. KJV

[Otto Skorzeny]

Re: 8 Reasons god LOVES DENMARK! MORE THAN THE US!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

If you had something that was actually interesting to add, then yes, by all means bring up an old thread.

But to bring up a 2-year-old thread just to vomit your hatred on our site, then no, that's kind of a waste of our time.

Job 5:2 For wrath killeth the foolish man, and envy slayeth the silly one.

Psalm 138:7 Though I walk in the midst of trouble, thou wilt revive me: thou shalt stretch forth thine hand against the wrath of mine enemies, and thy right hand shall save me.

Proverbs 11:23 The desire of the righteous is only good: but the expectation of the wicked is wrath.

Normally, I'd be appalled at your lack of enthusiasm when it comes to destroying the enemies of God and man but, since you're a woman, it is expected.

The man's job is to rule, kill heathen enemies, and generally run the show. The woman's is to support the men.......and make us pie.