[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

So Bobby Joe's father raped his mother. That explains a lot.

Don't be absurd. How can a married man rape his own wife?

When did I ever do that?

I you're not a Christian, then you are not welcome here. Begone, witch!

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

Is it that hard for you to comprehend the word of God? Bobby- Joe's father did the right thing!
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.

So Bobby Joe's father raped his mother. That explains a lot.

And you call your self a Christian!

When did I ever do that?

[Sister Christina]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

Retro, I was responding to Bobby Joe's statement that his dad never loved his mom and only married her because he got her pregnant.

What do you mean by 'only'. According to the bible that's the main reason to do it. Didn't you see the scripture our fine Mr. Dewitt just provided above?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

My dad didn't rape my mom. They just had sex. You can have sex without getting married. now shut up about my parents.

Retro, I was responding to Bobby Joe's statement that his dad never loved his mom and only married her because he got her pregnant.

[James Dewitt]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?

Is it that hard for you to comprehend the word of God? Bobby- Joe's father did the right thing!
Deuteronomy 22:28-29

If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found;Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel's father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days.


And you call your self a Christian!

[retroman00000]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?

My dad didn't rape my mom. They just had sex. You can have sex without getting married. now shut up about my parents.

[Tchoupitoulas]

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What does love have to do with marriage? My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her.

If your dad didn't love your mom, why was he having sex with her when they weren't married? Were you conceived as a result of your father raping your mother?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

Umm, everything!

Well he shouldn't have knocked her up if he didn't want to get married.

I never even said anything remotely similar to that. XD

I never said I did it with an animal.

OK, sucks for him.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[retroman000]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

What does love have to do with marriage?

Umm, everything!

My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her.

Well he shouldn't have knocked her up if he didn't want to get married.

Maybe you would have preferred my mother MURDERED me in the womb, burned her bra and went off to California to join a hippie common and died in a LSD overdose. Well that is the kind of secular hell on earth you are advocating.

I never even said anything remotely similar to that. XD

You are just freaky pervert who wants to enjoy an eternity in hell

I never said I did it with an animal.

God will not be happy.

OK, sucks for him.

[Lisa H]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

I'd much rather have a man and cat that love each other marry than a man and a woman that don't.

You are just freaky pervert who wants to enjoy an eternity in hell

Exodus 22:19 Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

I'd much rather have a man and cat that love each other marry than a man and a woman that don't.

What does love have to do with marriage? My dad never loved my mother and hates every day he's been married to her. But you know what, he has ethics so when he knocked her up he did the Christian thing and married her. Maybe you would have preferred my mother MURDERED me in the womb, burned her bra and went off to California to join a hippie common and died in a LSD overdose. Well that is the kind of secular hell on earth you are advocating.

[Sister Charli]

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... I don't know.

God will not be happy.

Psalm 31:18 (King James Version)
18 Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.

[retroman000]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

Yes you did. Why lie?

... I don't know.

[Lisa H]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

As angry as I am at all these homophobics, that made me laugh my as* off.

Please do not tell us you homer things.

[Sister Charli]

Re: WHAT'S THIS? HOMERS CAN MARRY IN CA

They don't ruin the dream, they expand upon it, to make it open for everyone. Now, I don't mean offense, but I can see why you haven't found a husband yet.

Yes you did. Why lie?