[BelieverInGod]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Come on Handy, you know better than this .



Translated to KJV Bible style:

"If the had meant us to freely access the Internet He would have given us web browsers in our heads," said a local pastor, adding "There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the KJV Bible and at no point did Jesus Christ, or any of his twelve disciples, ever say LOL, ROFL or PMSL."

Except you posted it from a joke site. That's the issue with you atheists, you'll accept anything that backs up your secular world view without thinking it through or looking at the source.

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

My point is, this exactly the kind of thing someone from Landover would say, thats all. It's even worse with you guys because NewsBiscuit is a complete satire, while Landover is extremely serious about its business.

[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Haha, I love that site. What's wrong with girls having phones though? I have one

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

My point is, this exactly the kind of thing someone from Landover would say, thats all. It's even worse with you guys because NewsBiscuit is a complete true religion, while Landover is extremely serious about its business.

I mean parody. I think I am partially drunk.

Haha, I love that site. What's wrong with girls having phones though? I have one

I don't like girls who keep SMSing on the telephone here about every other girl she hates. Neither does anyone else here But, its useful occasionally so that your husband or dad can keep a track of where you are every hour of the day, and not get led astray by bad people.

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

I mean divine revelation. I think I am partially drunk.

Shit... again... I mean P.O.R.A.D.Y. Not divine revelation. I must be really drunk...

[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

I mean divine revelation. I think I am partially drunk.




I don't like girls who keep SMSing on the telephone here about every other girl she hates. Neither does anyone else here But, its useful occasionally so that your husband or dad can keep a track of where you are every hour of the day, and not get led astray by bad people.

Haha, it's ok, I rarely text and if I do it's to arrange when to meet up with my friends. My dad never uses his though so I don't text him

[Lisa H]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Haha, it's ok, I rarely text and if I do it's to arrange when to meet up with my friends. My dad never uses his though so I don't text him

Don't you talk to you dad.

[handmaiden]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Come on Handy, you know better than this .

Who ARE you and why do you think that you can address me as , "Handy"? Where did you even pick up that foolish diminutive?

We here at LBC are very serious in our mission to present the Word of God in its non-edited, non-bowdlerized, non- rinsed-in-fabric-softener-until-it- smells-sweet-and-feels-soft-and-comforting, truth.

The Bible declares the Glory of God and that Glory is described as ,"Great and Terrible". We aren't so silly as to believe cell phones are inherently wicked. Many people choose beautiful Christian music for their ring tones so as to give glory to God.

Please do not associate us, or the words of the Holy Bible with a farce news item. There is nothing funny about instilling the fear of God and establishing Biblical standards as the law of the land.

Unamusedly Yours

Handmaiden

[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Don't you talk to you dad.

Of course! He and I chatted this morning over breakfast, but he doesn't really like using a mobile phone to talk. I see his point; they are annoying unless you're arranging something, I find.

[Lisa H]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Of course! He and I chatted this morning over breakfast, but he doesn't really like using a mobile phone to talk. I see his point; they are annoying unless you're arranging something, I find.

Just checking, it would be shame if you did not to talk to you parents.

[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Just checking, it would be shame if you did not to talk to you parents.

Oh thank you! I'm very close to both my parents actually ^-^

[Lisa H]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Oh thank you! I'm very close to both my parents actually ^-^

Thats great! Send him a text every now and then. Deep down he will like that you think of them.

[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Thats great! Send him a text every now and then. Deep down he will like that you think of them.

Ok! He'll probably get it a month later because he never turns his on, but it's a nice thought anyway, thanks!

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Who ARE you and why do you think that you can address me as , "Handy"? Where did you even pick up that foolish diminutive?

Sorry Handy, it was a diminutive meant in good humor . If it really bothers you so much, I will not address you that way henceforth.

Please do not associate us, or the words of the Holy Bible with a farce news item. There is nothing funny about instilling the fear of God and establishing Biblical standards as the law of the land.

Unamusedly Yours

Handmaiden

Yes, there is nothing funny about instilling fear of God. But, that's exactly what Christianity does, talking about hell, damnation and everything. They like to tell little children that if they do not follow the Lord's word, they will go to hell. I am as much against this as you are.

The one good thing is that the words of the Bible is not the law of the Land, but this doesn't mean the conservative Christians are not trying to make it happen. Christianity has evolved to the point where they will not go around killing other people for the sake of religion (as they have done so much in the past centuries), but they still have a condescending attitude towards anyone who does not follow the Bible.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

The one good thing is that the words of the Bible is not the law of the Land, but this doesn't mean the conservative Christians are not trying to make it happen. Christianity has evolved to the point where they will not go around killing other people for the sake of religion (as they have done so much in the past centuries), but they still have a condescending attitude towards anyone who does not follow the Bible.

How is any of this a "good thing"? How can a person call themselves a Christian if they don't follow the words of God? That's like being a bacon munching mooslimb or a ham chowing joo. I understand that people can call themselves whatever they want, but just because I call myself a brain surgeon doesn't mean the local hospital is going to let me operate on someone.