[Taylor]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Haha, I love that site. What's wrong with girls having phones though? I have one

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

My point is, this exactly the kind of thing someone from Landover would say, thats all. It's even worse with you guys because NewsBiscuit is a complete satire, while Landover is extremely serious about its business.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Come on Handy, you know better than this .



Translated to KJV Bible style:

"If the had meant us to freely access the Internet He would have given us web browsers in our heads," said a local pastor, adding "There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the KJV Bible and at no point did Jesus Christ, or any of his twelve disciples, ever say LOL, ROFL or PMSL."

Except you posted it from a joke site. That's the issue with you atheists, you'll accept anything that backs up your secular world view without thinking it through or looking at the source.

[SticksAndStones]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Come on Handy, you know better than this .

If Allah had meant us to freely access the Internet He would have given us web browsers in our heads,’ said a local imam, adding ‘There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the Koran and at no point did Muhammad, or any of his eleven wives, ever say LOL, ROFL or PMSL.’

Translated to KJV Bible style:

"If the had meant us to freely access the Internet He would have given us web browsers in our heads," said a local pastor, adding "There is absolutely no mention of instant messaging in the KJV Bible and at no point did Jesus Christ, or any of his twelve disciples, ever say LOL, ROFL or PMSL."

[handmaiden]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

There was no question in my mind as a began reading the so-called "news" item that it was a farce. What saddens me is how the OP could beleive that anyone here at LBC is so silly in their walk with the Lord as to create any comparison to that ridiculous story.

Quizzically Yours,

Handmaiden

[Lisa H]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Christianity & Islam's morals are very similar.
But I'm still in love with Islam

I do pray that you become a Christian again.

1 Kings 18:37 Hear me, O LORD, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the LORD God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Brother Davidson, I also have a phone, not that fancy mind you, but if the car breaks down or something happens, it's an emergency lifeline to my husband.

Mrs. Umm....
I'm a little concerned about you. You do sound like you would make a wonderful Christian wife. Won't you please give up this silly moon god of yours and get right with Jesus?

Sister: Please no offence or malice was directed at your very good and Godly self as naturally you would have a phone to call your husband or make an emergency call to one of the Pastors

The clear very difference is that you are a revered American True Christian™ lady not an unsaved, tent wearing, goat worshiping, promiscuous trash

As you know I am an easy going, compassionate and understanding True Christian™ so I am alarmed that my post came across as ignorant and harsh to you - Sister Please accept my sincere apology

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Brother Davidson, I also have a phone, not that fancy mind you, but if the car breaks down or something happens, it's an emergency lifeline to my husband.

Mrs. Umm....
I'm a little concerned about you. You do sound like you would make a wonderful Christian wife. Won't you please give up this silly moon god of yours and get right with Jesus?

Christianity & Islam's morals are very similar.
But I'm still in love with Islam

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Brother Davidson, I also have a phone, not that fancy mind you, but if the car breaks down or something happens, it's an emergency lifeline to my husband.

Mrs. Umm....
I'm a little concerned about you. You do sound like you would make a wonderful Christian wife. Won't you please give up this silly moon god of yours and get right with Jesus?

[Morgana]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

1.&2. He bought the phone, so he knows...
3. My in laws, Female friends, Hubby...Of course No men call me...except my Father in law who is related to me(he can't marry me)

4. So no I never committed Adultery

I don't own a blackberry and I have no clue what this is all about anyway!!!

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

I still don't understand

Why you would need a phone? With your household responsibilities such as pie making, cleaning, weeding, bearing children and making you husband comfortable being your daily priority where would you actually get the time to mindlessly chat???
Furthermore as you should never leave the house without your husband so your own phone is clearly pointless

If I am at my Mother In laws studying cooking or sewing, he calls me to tell me he will pick me up at this or that time.
Or if I have an appointment, he calls me to tell me to get ready...

I don't get much time for mindless chat... Once a week when my DH is sleeping at the Mosque I go and sleep over at my friends house where we talk & cook

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

1.&2. He bought the phone, so he knows...
3. My in laws, Female friends, Hubby...Of course No men call me...except my Father in law who is related to me(he can't marry me)

4. So no I never committed Adultery

I still don't understand

Why you would need a phone? With your household responsibilities such as pie making, cleaning, weeding, bearing children and making you husband comfortable being your daily priority where would you actually get the time to mindlessly chat???
Furthermore as you should never leave the house without your husband so your own phone is clearly pointless

[Ummalummadingdong]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

1. You have your own phone?

1. You have your own phone? yes i do

2. Does your husband know this?

3. Who would actually call you? (Are they possibly gentleman callers )

4. In regard to item #3 does this mean you are committing Adultery?

1.&2. He bought the phone, so he knows...
3. My in laws, Female friends, Hubby...Of course No men call me...except my Father in law who is related to me(he can't marry me)

4. So no I never committed Adultery

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Silly me, it's News Biscuit, a mock news site.

Good one there, showing off your great superior atheist intelligence.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Burqa on Blackberry Phones

Sounds like it's just made up for the laughs...
My Nokia N95 doesn't have a Burqa...neither does my husband's phone.

UmmAbdulmalik this is disturbing:


1. Why do you have your own phone?

2. Where did you learn how to work it?

3. Does your husband know this?

4. Who would actually call you? (Obviously there are gentleman callers )

5. In regard to item #3 this obviously means that you are committing Adultery?

6. Did you know that Jesus wants whores like you to burn in hell?