[Hubert Hope]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

Amen Pastor sir!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

HAHAHA!
those videos are just a mild case of bad weather in Denmark, any true Dane would be able to withsand ten times that.
Once again you weak Amercians soil yourself´s with pure fear at the prospect of rainy weather. Which only reveals that you Amcerians are fearfull of any sutch thing happing to yourself´s.
One common trait among Amercians is the consant soiling of your pants.
We have wet weather, you have wet pants.

Yes I am aware that you will delete this post since all Amercians are Fools and incapable of understading criticism.

Glory to Vaelum, third of the True Gods, God of Honor.

Glory to Daron, seventh of the True Gods, God of Dreams.

Acts 4:10 Be it known unto you all, and to all the people of Israel, that by the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth, whom ye crucified, whom God raised from the dead, even by him doth this man stand here before you whole. 11 This is the stone which was set at nought of you builders, which is become the head of the corner. 12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.

[Voice of the Demonic]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

HAHAHA!
those videos are just a mild case of bad weather in Denmark, any true Dane would be able to withsand ten times that.
Once again you weak Amercians soil yourself´s with pure fear at the prospect of rainy weather. Which only reveals that you Amcerians are fearfull of any sutch thing happing to yourself´s.
One common trait among Amercians is the consant soiling of your pants.
We have wet weather, you have wet pants.

Yes I am aware that you will delete this post since all Amercians are Fools and incapable of understading criticism.

Glory to Vaelum, third of the True Gods, God of Honor.

Glory to Daron, seventh of the True Gods, God of Dreams.

[Michael. P]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

God have answered our prayers. The holy scriptures guides us.

Leviticus 10:10
You must distinguish between the holy and the common, between the unclean and the clean,


Job 20:28
A flood will carry off his house, rushing waters on the day of God's wrath.

Job 22:16
They were carried off before their time, their foundations washed away by a flood.

Job 27:20
Terrors overtake him like a flood; a tempest snatches him away in the night.


Clearly god is now taking all the unholy and unclean and washing them away. Wiping out all the sinners.

Praise the Lord!

[awesomeness]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

God had to take a huge piss, and look where he wanted to do it, right on Denmarkistan.

[LardBoy]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

So true Brother, they demand a "sign from God" before they'll believe in Him. God sends a flood and they just mock it.

There is no proof that he send the flood... But if he actually did rearrange the stars so it said i am god and i am real, i for one would seriously reconsider my spirituality.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Okay then, no wonder terrorists run rampage over their country.

Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.

I wondered about that as well, but hey, they're an American company, so why not.

If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.

So true Brother, they demand a "sign from God" before they'll believe in Him. God sends a flood and they just mock it.

[Dingleberry]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.

I don't care about my salvation, I haven't been brainwashed into the whole 'heaven or hell' idea..
Atleast here in Australia we have Kangaroo's and cool snakes, the only good thing you Irish Twats have are leprechauns and then again, like your religion, they're fake

[Gaps]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

You wrote:

Clearly implying that you believe UPS to desire the destruction of Denmark, which is not unreasonable. They're certainly not Muslims, though, they've delivered delicious bacon to me on many occasions.

Ahh i see - i made a type-o. My bad. What i meant whas OOOOPS...

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

WTF are you talking about?

You wrote:

What i mean is that you want the same as many terror groups. Destruction of Denmark. And that puts you on a shared path with extreme muslims...UPS huh!

Clearly implying that you believe UPS to desire the destruction of Denmark, which is not unreasonable. They're certainly not Muslims, though, they've delivered delicious bacon to me on many occasions.

[LardBoy]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

That is not true, however, our national security agencies are a bit slow and ineffective... It took them about 5 years to make a report on why they was slow at making reports...

[Gaps]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

Oh yeh thats correct. And old statue... off course. It cant be compared with MI5, MI6 or the three Lions can it?

Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.

WTF are you talking about?

If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.

Again, so angry and so focused on making people aware of their trip to hell - i think Mr Dinglemouse is already aware of his relationship with God... in New Zealand. Australia is after all something else.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

Well tell you what, you phone Interpol or the NSA and let them know that there's a group of Baptists praying for the destruction of your country.

You're talking to a Danish, remember. The closest thing they have to a national security agency is one elderly man with a special hat and pieces of fish stuck in his moustache. He only answers his phone on Tuesdays and Thursdays.

What i mean is that you want the same as many terror groups. Destruction of Denmark. And that puts you on a shared path with extreme muslims...UPS huh!

Do the United Parcel Service also desire the destruction of Denmark? Good for them, I say.

That was the single most worst comeback in the history of the universe.
Somehow I think you have lost this arguement?

If I were you I'd be a bit less worried about who was losing the argument, and a bit more worried about who was in danger of losing whatever slim chance of salvation they ever had. Have you ever thought about eternal Hellfire? Trust me, as bad as your current life in Australia is, Hell will be even worse.

[Gaps]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

Look all we do is pray, God's the one that throws the floods and volcanoes at you. If he didn't agree with us, he wouldn't touch you.

Yes and keep it like that. Then why havent God destryoed Denmark long time ago...!

Really, so now they consider prayer that powerful as well. And here the atheists are going around laughing at us and telling us that we're talking to imaginary friends, but our "imaginary friend" is a terrorist threat. Amazing, completely amazing.

No i dont think they do - but religoius fanatics in a group is a thread to every one.

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;584896
Whatever.[/QUOTE]Nice...

That was the single most worst comeback in the history of the universe.
Somehow I think you have lost this arguement?

You speak the truth buddy

[Dingleberry]

Re: Deluge in Denmark

Whatever.

That was the single most worst comeback in the history of the universe.
Somehow I think you have lost this arguement?