[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: VIDEO PROOF! WITCHES ARE INVADING!

Oh, that paints a hilarious picture! You standing in the middle of the road doing some sort of pagan ritual, flapping your arms in the air and such, over a dead possum. I'm glad I wasn't eating a sandwich when I read that. I would have surely choked.

We could have charged her with attempted murder if you had choked Sister.

[JennyD]

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I did the ritual so that the soul of the oppossum would be able to rest in peace and return easily to the earth. That soul could be someone I know in the future.

I imagine a shredder or juicer would have more readily enabled the opossum's return to the earth, were that your goal. Or perhaps a thresher. (It sure worked on my Mary-loving parents.)

The ladies at the orphanage taught me never to waste meat given me by the Lord! In fact, every now and then a local country gentleman would pull up to the orphanage in his beat-up pickup truck, looking to drop off a load. I was more than happy to lend a hand, and we never once rejected a single strapping, sweaty redneck's meat . . . even if it had a tire mark or two on it!

Goodness, child, you complain of having no money, and throw away the blessing of free food? That could have fed you and your husband (or Lesbian lover, or familiar, or whatever) for a week, made into opot-sum pies!

Oh by the way, I have turned this thread into the Federal authorities. <POOF!>

That's quite a trick!

I'm sure this thread will be more effective than the original Federal authorities. Truth be told, I'm not yet seeing the difference.

Er, what happened to the original Federal authorities?

Except on the days that she will be gnawed on by a large rather angry somewhat flattened opposum.

BS! I will see the person in the future and will be forgiven.

Opossums are people now?

Pastors, is she right? I was under the impression that Negras and Messican'ts were far higher on the food chain than Opossums, but neither of THOSE are people until they become Ex-Nigras or Ex-Wetbacks. Could Opossums be people?!

(Just kidding.)

[Brother Temperance]

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2) Unless one is a dark witch, most of us don't hurt anyone. Our number one law is "Harm none, not even yourself, through its use" (Scott Cunningham's Encyclopedia of Magical Herbs).

Friend, back when I was unsaved, I used to have a book on cannabis growing techniques like you, but even then I wasn't dumb enough to base my entire moral code on it.

You just aren't where I am. If I here of a witch killing anywhere I'm not afraid to rally the witches of the US or of the world. We don't suffer. We do not cause suffering. It's snobs like you that cause suffering.

More hateful witch lies. It's GOD that causes suffering. Haven't you ever read the Bible?

I can't stand to think of killing something much less mutilating it. If you know of the poem Beowulf, it is one that I can't stand becuase I see the gore.

Do you burst into tears when he kills the monster's mummy? You faggoths crack me up.

My book is not made out of reeds. It's Wiccan.

That is a flat-out lie. Proof that wiccans worship a book made out of reeds.

I'm not coming at you with just defensive rites, but also with a bow and arrow, guns, and whatever else I can do.

Wow, bows and arrows. They're really useful in the modern world. I would ask if you also use a mangle to wash your clothes, but then I realised that asking a wicker how they wash their clothes would be a bit of a pointless question.

We offer incence and dried plants...

And you're threatening to report us to the authorities?

I meant that it was walking across the road and I tried to avoid hitting it. It ended up going where it was hit anyway. I did the ritual so that the soul of the oppossum would be able to rest in peace and return easily to the earth. That soul could be someone I know in the future.

Why, do many of your current friends show opossumesque behaviour?

BS! I will see the person in the future and will be forgiven.

That's an awfully big assumption to make. What if your possum buddy's still mad at you? You just going to order them to forgive you or else? Opossums aren't Jesus, you know.

Oh, that paints a hilarious picture! You standing in the middle of the road doing some sort of pagan ritual, flapping your arms in the air and such, over a dead possum. I'm glad I wasn't eating a sandwich when I read that. I would have surely choked.

Just a pity another car didn't come along while she was doing it.

[VictoryOS]

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I did the ritual so that the soul of the oppossum would be able to rest in peace and return easily to the earth.

Oh, that paints a hilarious picture! You standing in the middle of the road doing some sort of pagan ritual, flapping your arms in the air and such, over a dead possum. I'm glad I wasn't eating a sandwich when I read that. I would have surely choked.

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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Except on the days that she will be gnawed on by a large rather angry somewhat flattened opposum.

1 Samuel 6:5
Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.

BS! I will see the person in the future and will be forgiven.

[Wide-Open]

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Alky -- but where you're going, the only light will come from the flames licking at your scrawny ankles.

Except on the days that she will be gnawed on by a large rather angry somewhat flattened opposum.

1 Samuel 6:5
Wherefore ye shall make images of your emerods, and images of your mice that mar the land; and ye shall give glory unto the God of Israel: peradventure he will lighten his hand from off you, and from off your gods, and from off your land.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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We are fallable, but I was watching the road, where I hit him there are no streetlights to see something as far ahead as he was.

As a solder of the Lard, I find your appeals to some "federal authorities" to be like unto the suicide of a mass of tiny insects upon the windshield of righteousness. I push the button that squirts the wiper fluid and -- voilà! The little Goth boys are gone! I love federal authorities as much as I love you -- but I love Jesus more, and most of the feds I know are sympathetic when it comes to how I love artistic little cross-dressers like you. There may be no streetlights where you sacrifice the poached opossums of others, Alky -- but where you're going, the only light will come from the flames licking at your scrawny ankles.

Righteously,
Magna, née Magnus

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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Does this roughly translate into: "I was blabbing on my cellphone to some other gullible bint, and didn't watch the road." ?



That made me giggle

We are fallable, but I was watching the road, where I hit him there are no streetlights to see something as far ahead as he was.

Quit being silly and have a great day!

[Wide-Open]

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I meant that it was walking across the road and I tried to avoid hitting it. It ended up going where it was hit anyway.

Does this roughly translate into: "I was blabbing on my cellphone to some other gullible bint, and didn't watch the road." ?

Witches are not stupid enough to go under cars.

That made me giggle

[Alky: Child of Baccus]

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Opossums, friend, do not have souls -- they're crawling things we have dominion over. Being a child of the Devil, however, you don't have dominion even over the lice that doubtless infest your homer bouffant -- meaning that this "ritual for the death of 'a oppossum' [sic]" caused the demise of an opossum that didn't belong you, making you a common poacher. Where I come from, poachers get crucified head down.

After salvaging your meaning from your execrable syntax and orthography (is this another example of the English that doesn't worry you?), the delight with which you describe the diabolical perversity of this nocturnal scene astounded me, you brassy little witch-boy!

So it wasn't enough to aim your car at somebody else's opossum, was it? After "slamming the breaks" (is this druggie jargon for sniffing something, or?), you had to get out of the car and use your hands? It wouldn't stay put for your Satanic rites, would it? It probably wriggled like a little Christian child being stuffed into a barrel studded with nails by matzo-makers! You thought it would stand still for your unholy sacrifice, did you? No, friend -- even a defenseless little animal, devoid of rights, does not want to be a plaything in the paws of hopped-up little Devil worshipers like you!

He "went under the car," did he? I hope you "go under" the sweet chariot of the Lord just as willingly, hellion! When the secular authorities find you and your little coven lovingly dismembered, your dastardly pinheads as pocked by the stones of the righteous as the surface of the Moon, we'll tell them: "the nice little witches went under the cars, Officer -- honest!"

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus, aghast

I meant that it was walking across the road and I tried to avoid hitting it. It ended up going where it was hit anyway. I did the ritual so that the soul of the oppossum would be able to rest in peace and return easily to the earth. That soul could be someone I know in the future.

Oh by the way, I have turned this thread into the Federal authorities. Witches are not stupid enough to go under cars.

[Magnum Innominandum]

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Erratum: I meant, of course, an opossum that didn't belong to you.

[eliot mayfield]

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OOOOOOH! I'm really scared of a coven of fat pasty white asthmatic dope fiends who couldn't even run in a straight line because they are all bow-legged from fornicating with Satan!

[Magnum Innominandum]

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I don't hurt a soul. I did a ritual for the death of a oppossum on the road last night at my hands. It was an honest mistake becuase I slammed the breaks as fast as I could, but he went under the car instead of staying put.

Opossums, friend, do not have souls -- they're crawling things we have dominion over. Being a child of the Devil, however, you don't have dominion even over the lice that doubtless infest your homer bouffant -- meaning that this "ritual for the death of 'a oppossum' [sic]" caused the demise of an opossum that didn't belong you, making you a common poacher. Where I come from, poachers get crucified head down.

After salvaging your meaning from your execrable syntax and orthography (is this another example of the English that doesn't worry you?), the delight with which you describe the diabolical perversity of this nocturnal scene astounded me, you brassy little witch-boy!

So it wasn't enough to aim your car at somebody else's opossum, was it? After "slamming the breaks" (is this druggie jargon for sniffing something, or?), you had to get out of the car and use your hands? It wouldn't stay put for your Satanic rites, would it? It probably wriggled like a little Christian child being stuffed into a barrel studded with nails by matzo-makers! You thought it would stand still for your unholy sacrifice, did you? No, friend -- even a defenseless little animal, devoid of rights, does not want to be a plaything in the paws of hopped-up little Devil worshipers like you!

He "went under the car," did he? I hope you "go under" the sweet chariot of the Lord just as willingly, hellion! When the secular authorities find you and your little coven lovingly dismembered, your dastardly pinheads as pocked by the stones of the righteous as the surface of the Moon, we'll tell them: "the nice little witches went under the cars, Officer -- honest!"

Sincerely,
Magna, née Magnus, aghast

[whattheheckman]

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so now you people are getting licenses to kill too?
and you claim the SCIENTISTS wont give up their big cushy lifestyle for the truth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I guess this follows secular law too, just like your "dont stone the queers until we run the country" policy
jeez, the least you people could do is be consistent

Witch season is perfectly legal around here. All you need is Jesus and the right permits.