We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

[Viggo B. Kristoffersen]

Several times I have seen Unsaved Trash make the claim that the members of Landover Baptist Church are extremists. I can’t think of anything more wrong than this kind of allegations, especially because they are made by following groups of people:

Lieberals
Catlicks
Mooslimes
Lutherans
European people
Atheists
Joos

Let’s take a quick look on these groups.

Lieberals support:
Homer marriage, killing of unborn children, God mocking, equal rights for all people etc. etc. etc.

Catlicks support:
Child raping, worshipping of other Gods, worshipping of clowns (they call it popes, but there’s really no different and it’s just a big a sin as if they worshipped a Flying Spaghetti Monster), and loads of other evil stuff.

Mooslims support:
Throwing shoes at good republican presidents, suicide, hatred towards great food as sausage and bacon, burning of the American flag, etc.

Lutherans support:
Women priests, homer priests, drunken priests, God mocking priests, atheist priests.

European people support:
Socialism, Nazism, Lieberalism, Marxism, Maoism, Leninism, Stalinism, Fascism, God mocking, homer marriage, anti American politics.

Atheists support:
God mocking, masturbating, legalizing of pot, “science”, “rational” thinking etc.

Joos support:
Killing Jesus, mocking Jesus, betraying Jesus, questioning Jesus , hating Jesus.

Dear God mocking Lieberals, Catlicks, Mooslimes, Lutherans , European people, Atheists and Joos. How dare you say we the True Christians™ are the extremist, when in fact you are the extreme ones?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

PREACH IT BROTHER!

All we TRUE Christians want is traditional American values in the work place and politics. We aren't the one pushing secret half Muslim presidents or making gay marriage mandatory for everyone who wants one. The fifties were so much better were the family meant something and a guy could go into a bar without some Fem-Nazi screaming about him smoking.

[John Creeser]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

THANK YOU!!!

So many God mockers around here lately, making old John here rather heated!!

Also, don't forget about that smelly pirate that walks around here snot hanging drunk all the time. Those crazy Pastafarians Oh yeah, there's a giant spaghetti sky daddy and heavens got stripper factories and beer volcanoes.

[Nobar King]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

If you want to call me extreme for putting mustard on my freedom fries, then so be it. I can't go with the norm all the time.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

If you want to call me extreme for putting mustard on my freedom fries, then so be it. I can't go with the norm all the time.

Brother it's the extremest Liebrals that would want to have you psychoanalyzed and put on some sort of drugs because you need "help" with your "abnormal behavior" since it's probably a "syndrome".

As far as I'm concerned you can put as much mustard on your freedom fries as you like as long as you aren't forcing your mustard loving lifestyle onto my plate.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

Brother it's the extremest Liebrals that would want to have you psychoanalyzed and put on some sort of drugs because you need "help" with your "abnormal behavior" since it's probably a "syndrome".

As far as I'm concerned you can put as much mustard on your freedom fries as you like as long as you aren't forcing your mustard loving lifestyle onto my plate.

Yes Nobar knows mustard FREEDOM fries is a lifestyle CHOICE and he demands no special privileges.

• Nobar doesn't demand everyone be allowed to put mustered on their FREEDOM fries.
• Nobar doesn't force anyone else to eat mustard FREEDOM fries.
• Nobar doesn't eat his mustard FREEDOM fries in public, even when everyone else is eating normal FREEDOM fries.
• Nobar doesn't used Dijon on his FREEDOM fries since that would just be debauchery.
• Nobar shows restraint by only dipping his FREEDOM fries in mustard, not spreading mustard all over the fries.

In a nut shell Nobar is a man who puts mustard on his fried, not the other way around. Mustard is a CHOICE, not a mandate!

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: We are not the extremists - God mockers are!!!

What a great read!

I have never understood what is so "extreme" about following every letter of the KJV Bible. To me hiding bombs in turbans and thinking that all monkeys are humans and vice versa is far more extremist than the pure word of our LORD.